Alyssa Lenore

[mangoepeach]

I’m looking forward to her wedding dress choice

I have a feeling it’s going to be an oversized linen sundress with a Hermes belt (as per tradition). Or a couture Dior-esque structured gown that she can’t pull off.

Plus those Manolos, I can tell she’s just going to look super gaudy and stuffy.

 

[bichonmama]

The length of her pants makes me cringe so hard

 

[deadgirlinside]

Because he knows that you guys cannot afford all those things you want to your house!

 

[pluspotins]

Lazy Lenore’s hair looks like a mop here. Hair not flowing smoothly. Her luxury hair products are not working on her.

the way she writes this make it seem like her parents are more like guests than family, and they are in her way as she is doing house arrangement.

 

[mangoepeach]

Okay now for the negatives. I’ve been holding this in for so long because I didn’t know about her thread so bear with the list:

• Beiges don’t do anything for her. She looks more refreshed in saturated or jewel colours. Her recent posts wearing more black (although still a neutral) I was like yes! She needs the contrast.

• She needs to stop dressing so oversized all the time. It’s okay when she’s just at home or chilling but like I wouldn’t be surprised if her wedding dress is a baggy white silk t-shirt dress.

• Is her being an introvert her personality trait? She constantly posts stories about it, she’s like a hermit who only leaves her house to take outfit photos and drink bubble tea.

• Her friendships with her influencer friends seem forced and maintained for the purpose of keeping a network. I don’t believe I’ve seen any of her “non influencer” friends?

• Since she hasn’t held a proper job since University, has Marco been essentially a sugar daddy this whole time? Assuming they’ve been together since she was 20, that’s 10 years of not being able to split the bill because she spent her parents allowance on her bags

 

[VP080810]

The amount she has sold is staggering. I’m a luxury handbag lover (addict?) and in my over 10+ years of collecting, I have sold ONE. I also don’t collect at the rate Alyssa does and need to panic sell bags to fund an Hermés addiction. A collection of Hermés bags that basically all look the same and serve the same purpose is so boring to me. Don’t get me wrong - I would love a B and a K one day but I won’t be bingeing on them in attempt to fill a void. She went from being so likeable two/three years ago to just a robot of who/what she is desperately trying to be. When everything looks so calculated, it becomes a big fail.

 

[y0ass]

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You have a job that enables you to live life. What's more to ask?

Clearly a mcmansion, kdrama rich man lifestyle, a bag collection filled with hermes, weekend trips to Paris doing same shit she does in NYC, luxury cars, more dogs that poop in the washroom on command, personal chef for her raku takeout, barista for her calorie filled coffee, spon secondhand bags for her mom, spon furniture to sell to her relatives ‍

 

[bahama-mama]

Those Khaite cardigans are US1500?!

such a high cost to be so beige and basic

Yes, they are so expensive. Super soft and thick cashmere, but that cardigan she and that chav Claire Chanelle swear by is literally for ppl who use IG/YT as their profession. It’s not practical but AGAIN a purchase bc that’s what other ppl are buying. Kaite has other products that would be more flattering for Lenore, but she wouldn’t know a flattering look if it hit her in the sunglass-pinched nose.

I had a lol when she said she didn’t even try to find a dupe to link. Of course not. That would actually be helpful to her followers who don’t get $1500 cardigans for free.

I ran to Lenore’s fav store, Target, today and I didn’t see a designer bag in sight. I live in San Francisco proper where $$$$$$$$ is everywhere. All I could think of is Lazy Lenore rolling up to her budget Target in NJ w a Birkin. I mean, lol.

 

[y0ass]

People using iphones can produce better content than her with her latest expensive camera and paying for apple iphone rental program

 

[simplelifeplease123]

I love watching Lois You’s videos. Love her personality and style! But I’m curious how she affords her possessions. I mean how does she just casually walk around her Cartier arm stack?!

I would love to start a thread on her mainly out of curiosity what others think.

Watching her videos more and more, I honestly think she’s just living out of her means to maintain a certain lifestyle. It doesn’t seem like she comes from a wealthy background nor do I think she ever really had a career either. A lot of Asian women do choose to live out of their means to give off a certain image or look. Alyssa, Lois, they’re all great examples.

 

[VP080810]

Is wedding planning really that stressful that she is breaking out in hives? I don’t understand. She is having a destination wedding and should have had all of the major stuff out of the way a lonnggggg time ago. If anything is stressful at this point, it’s because she dragged her feet way too long or because she has these IG/aesthetic expectations that are out of control. I got engaged in December and already have my June 2023 wedding fully planned and ready to go, minus the save the dates and invites. I went in expecting the most stressful time of my life based on how people portray wedding planning on social media and was shocked at how easy it was. I think these influencers make things way more difficult than need be.

 

[bahama-mama]

View attachment 1151075Yikes she can't be bothered to walk him nor take him out to pee or poop?

This is disgusting. I expect nothing less from Lazy Lenore. Get a dog but can’t manage to take him OUT to pee/poop. Okay. She’ll be a GREAT mom!

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She made a q&a to a paid ad!

I mean, this is laughable. I have a CC to rack up points for travel, and using it for EVERYTHING still takes ages to get enough for weeklong international trips. Why must she lie 24/7?! Girl, you get your stats comped, you barely buy a thing bc you get most sent or are given vouchers. It’s OKAY. Just stop w the lies.

 

[YvesNotLaurent]

Another whine about the stress of wedding planning, what does she even have to stress about doesn’t she have a wedding planner? And fucking free gowns?
Read the fucking room Lenore, I and many others had covid wreak havoc on our wedding plans and lost thousands of our own money in the process. Absolute cow.

 

[theonlurker]

hi everyone, newbie here! but I've been keeping with you guys' posts! I scrolled through AL's Instagram posts and her older posts were more fun to look at. :/ Now it's just boring meh posts that I gotta turn up my brightness to see LOL.

Also, for her to talk about taking a month break is such a luxury LOL while my family is working OT hours at the hospital while she's out here filming and refilming. I used to really like her bc she seemed to genuine infront of the camera but now her content's just straight-up bland. She made her brand unrelatable to average people who happen to like fashion.

 

[bluesfinest]

I'm not really new here but I'm finally going to contribute to the thread as Alyssa is just pissing me off too much LOL. It's honestly crazy to me how so many of you guys are so perceptive and knowing exactly who Alyssa is. Like her budgeting, her finances, her HOUSE (like how do you guys know about her down payment, neighborhood, etc? WOW you guys are good.) It's almost as if you guys know her or met her before? Hmm...

Anyways, I met Alyssa once at an influencer event before covid when she was more active. I was a plus one of my friend who is a micro influencer. Alyssa is even uglier and fatter and dumpier in person if you can imagine. She is also very messy and not as put together as she looks on IG. Also, rumor has it in the blogger world in New York that Alyssa IS actually BROKE. I mean, you guys have already predicted this haha so it's nothing new. But all I'm going to say is it wouldn't surprise me if one day Marco wakes up and decides he wants a better life for himself with a woman who is actually going to build a better life together. Alyssa treats him like a kid or a dog. It's hard to explain. It's a very weird dynamic. Also, does anyone else get a gay vibe from Marco? His sexuality is confusing to me. Maybe that's why he's with such a butch girl like Alyssa.

I wish I knew more details and scoop on her.

 

[pluspotins]

Cafe Kitsune chose to feature Christine instead of Alyssa

 

[mangoepeach]

Something about her IG stories are just very bleh and energy draining. It’s always the same content, same grainy darkened filter. It makes me feel sleepy watching them.

Her life online just appears so dreary and beige (not just her fashion sense). Like said she only sees her friends to eat in NYC or take photos. She doesn’t have a hobby, she’s always either about to nap, eating or organising her cloffice.

It’s like she lives in a constant quarantine now since 2020.

 

[deadgirlinside]

'purged my sweaters' = i cannot afford another Toteme/ Balenciaga coat so I secretly sold 50 of my 100 beige sweaters

 

[cherryblues]

I’m actually not a big fan of her ring especially considering how she got it…someone who forks out thousands and thousands of dollars on Hermes bags and first class tickets couldn’t just skip the freebie ring and actually invest in a real diamond? Like it makes no sense at all.

 

[Glacier Bay]

Her recent YouTube videos have been very lame, just a vehicle for ads. She doesn't even try. I hope the sponsors notice.