bahama-mama
Chatty Member
Alyssa is a little mini Claire Chanelle. Trying to live that “off-duty model” life but forget they’re frumpy and not models, so they look like someone who just walked out of Goodwill … and not in a good way. Zero style.
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UselessNonentities
Well-known member
What a clown. Like you said, we all know she lives in NJ. There’s nothing wrong with living in NJ (I’m a Jersey girl myself), but she’s just projecting a life that’s not hers. There’s nothing luxe about where she lives (I was shocked when I found out), nor does she actually go to fun/cool places in NJ. Seeing that she put NYC in her bio has just annoyed me. What’s funny about this is that there’s real wealth in NJ, but she’s just such a poser that she wouldn’t even know.
bichonmama
Member
Not sure if she’s joking about the therapist saying that. But girl you have a problem if you use even THERAPY as an excuse to spend money even more when you already have a financial spending problemAccording to her TikTok the trip was suggested by her therapist...
It's so unfortunate that she's no longer realistic and relatable, like many of you have suggested. I really liked her for her fashion and lifestyle content. I'm all for growth but there are many other ways to show that, not just getting Hermes bags lol. I hope she finds real happiness in life not just in material things.
She literally goes to the same 3 restaurants in NYC, cooks the same 4 dishes, makes the same diabetes coffee. She needs to focus on growing a personalityShe went to same hotel, same city for her pre-bday trip with the girls. Can she be anymore boring?? She has that talent to be so repetitive
jetmeiko
Active member
He looks ridiculous enough with his dior purse
bichonmama
Member
Only if the jump rope was made by Hermes
brownandbougie
New member
lmao Alyssa acting like this is new info
tattlylife
Active member
Her house was bought in 2019 for $375. Imagine having a handbag collection that's worth at least 1/4 of your house. That's just insanity.
bahama-mama
Chatty Member
What bothers me is this normalizing that Hermes is the ONLY brand that’s acceptable anymore. And Alyssa isn’t the only one doing it. It’s tiring and v easy for someone who has a SA who clearly doesn’t care about getting any commission from Alyssa. Alyssa and her stupid Hermes belts. Sales associates at Hermes make so little commission off bags. There is clearly some connection between them. Maybe they both have super old parents? Who knows.
I am probably being selfish but I miss the days when influencers showed me something new, or pushed a great deal. Instead it’s IG/YT people talking about bringing iced coffees to their Hermes SA bc they’re sooooo awesome. Let me tell you, my SA would lol if I showed up w a coffee. We have this strange relationship where I am the customer and she helps ME out at Hermes. Gasp!
Overall, when Alyssa sees her mother with a walker having been is hospital for what seems to be a pretty serious ailment, you’d think we’d sense a shift. Someone who cares about more than the next Hermes “piece”. There are plenty of IG/YT personalities who, while marketing the usual suspects, have depth, want more out of life than a shopping trip into NYC. She’s just vacant of substance. What kind of existence is that?
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bahama-mama
Chatty Member
Maybe she doesn’t want to shower because her shower smells like dog pee/poop?
theonlurker
Member
Ok no getting a dog is a RESPONSIBILITY. it’s like having a kid. the training that gets put into it. she needs to stop this and consider the fact that she has a ton of followers. this shit pisses me off. she doesnt even take her dog out to pee and poop, she uses the bathroom for gods sake. She leaves the dog with her fiance’s parents when she’s filming her useless vlogs in the city.
YvesNotLaurent
Well-known member
Absolutely disgusted to see her film her mother WHO IS IN A HOSPITAL BED for a gifted/discount ebay Hermes. It’s bad enough Alyssa was using her for a job in the first place, but when she’s unwell and in hospital is just so scummy.
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pluspotins
Member
Christine gifted her mom a brand new Chanel bag for Christmas that she bought in Paris. In addition, inside the bag was a check for the amount of the college tuition she is generously giving back to her mom.
Alyssa gifted her mom a sponsored used Hermes “piece” for her birthday and nothing inside the “piece”.
So what’s next? Alyssa ditching peloton and start jump roping?
Alyssa gifted her mom a sponsored used Hermes “piece” for her birthday and nothing inside the “piece”.
So what’s next? Alyssa ditching peloton and start jump roping?
moveslikejagger
New member
i watched Christine's vlogs and she said that she's actually the newest friend in the group. Alyssa and Allysha have been friends for a bit before Christine came along. yet somehow, Christine and Allysha seem to get along better and have more fun together. i enjoyed Christine's vlogs, i feel like she showed more of Paris and she was much more charismatic than Alyssa!
bichonmama
Member
Did you all see how she even posted a reel of him peeing in the shower?!? Like whyyyyyy?!?So it's confirmed they have a good size yard for wade... so I'm even more confused as to why train him to go in the shower???
tattlylife
Active member
Let's get real, she's too lazy to put any effort into starting a business.
deadgirlinside
VIP Member
And now she's wishing she can afford a $25M mansion, in Alpine NJ. She also manifests higher ceilings in their next house. She's totally off the charts, y'all.
YvesNotLaurent
Well-known member
…has anyone watched the LA vlog? I think around 14min she’s literally filming her outfit while Marco is pissing. Fucking feral 
bahama-mama
Chatty Member
Another Kelly to wear to the mall food court. I love a handbag BUT I don’t need my closet to look like a resale shop. There are plenty of people who spend, spend, spend bc they will just never run out of $ but Marco and Alyssa are not those people. She is filling a void and I hope she figures it out.