Alyssa Lenore

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View attachment 1151075Yikes she can't be bothered to walk him nor take him out to pee or poop?
This is disgusting. I expect nothing less from Lazy Lenore. Get a dog but can’t manage to take him OUT to pee/poop. Okay. She’ll be a GREAT mom!

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She made a q&a to a paid ad! 🤮
I mean, this is laughable. I have a CC to rack up points for travel, and using it for EVERYTHING still takes ages to get enough for weeklong international trips. Why must she lie 24/7?! Girl, you get your stats comped, you barely buy a thing bc you get most sent or are given vouchers. It’s OKAY. Just stop w the lies.
 
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Not her wanting to make a clickbait video about her "hermez journey" and bringing iced coffee for her SA.....when not even long ago she wasn't into hermes but when the influencers are coming out with these hermez bags, she just HAD to hop on the wagon lol. I find it irritating that she said in her video that she wasn't even pestering her SA for a new bag BUT TURNS ON HER WORD AND MENTIONING A BAG FOR HER WEDDING. sis...a bride is gonna be so busy with the wedding that needing a bag is the least of her worries. She's such a flex machine my goodness.
 
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Not her wanting to make a clickbait video about her "hermez journey" and bringing iced coffee for her SA.....when not even long ago she wasn't into hermes but when the influencers are coming out with these hermez bags, she just HAD to hop on the wagon lol. I find it irritating that she said in her video that she wasn't even pestering her SA for a new bag BUT TURNS ON HER WORD AND MENTIONING A BAG FOR HER WEDDING. sis...a bride is gonna be so busy with the wedding that needing a bag is the least of her worries. She's such a flex machine my goodness.
Alyssa is having this wedding for the photos. Hopefully she teaches Marco how to smile before the big day, or it’ll be a photo album of Marco looking like he’s on the toilet.
 
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Since when were wedding bags even a thing? A $7000 wedding bag seems astronomical.

The traveling on points totally makes sense now though. She's racking up so much debt by buying all those bags, at least she's getting some travel out of it. Though I'm pretty certain that the amount of shopping she does on every trip offsets any sort of "savings" with credit card points..

Also how can she be so lazy and not even take her dog out? Like she literally doesn't even have a job and just watches dramas all day in bed. I'm so peeved. Is this not considered animal abuse?
 
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Wow alyssa lazy lenore really needs a dog walking sponsorship that's nasty I sure hope she disinfects that shower
 
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Wonder if why she doesn't walk her dog outside is bc she's scared people will know she lives in that house in NJ instead of living off a penthouse/mcmansion in NYC 🫣 poor wade got adopted only to live as an instagram dog
 
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Hi guys, here are my observations on Alyssa Lenore:

1. Alyssa definitely makes more money than Marco.

Marco tolerates her shopaholic/hoarding habits, because they do not treat their combined incomes as communal property yet, like many married couples with long term plans.

Marco feels that Alyssa can spend her own money and he doesn't have a say.

2. They are not in debt but are dumb for paying only a 5% ($20K) down payment for their house. The interest rate would be high.
It's a joke when she talks about how they saved up for a house.

3. Marco is definitely bothered by 2 things.

First, Alyssa's constant dissatisfaction and striving for an unattainable lifestyle in NYC.
Why can't you ever be happy with what we do have?! Which is a lot.

Yes, other influencers have nicer homes, so what?!
She should capitalize on her relatability.
Extravagant things can alienate viewers.

Second, Alyssa spends lavishly on herself and buys him very little.
If the roles were reversed, we would be calling the husband a stingy mole!

Alyssa is very stingy because she never gives her mom or Marco equally nice gifts.
I buy myself cashmere sweaters and I make sure that I buy equally or more expensive ones for my mother. She gave her sick mom a used/undesirable Hermes bag.

4. Marco merely tolerates her filming because it is very annoying & intrusive for people who are not into social media.

5. She got Wade for content.
A dog is a lot of work.
She is definitely impatient with Wade.

Also, she is so cheap that she doesn't pay for a dog hotel.
She just flings Wade on their families for free.
If they have kids, they will do the same.

6. Alyssa always wants to be the queen bee and is tight with her long-time underling, Alysha Yung. Christine Le is new to the bunch and should wise up and withdraw herself from the group.
There's definitely tension and lulls in their Paris video.

7. My final point is:
Alyssa carries Hermes and designer bags but uses a toilet from Glacier Bay!
The cheapest toilet line from Home Depot.
I don't think brands look at that favorably.

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I do think she works hard and her videos are entertaining.
But she needs to have a more consistent lifestyle, so she doesn't look like another wannabe.

She also needs to be more transparent about her designer items.
There is nothing wrong with their house and cars. We can't all be super rich.

She received most of her designer items for free and then sells them for cash.
We know and it is OK, but less OK when she pretends otherwise.

I hope to see more here^^
 
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Wonder if why she doesn't walk her dog outside is bc she's scared people will know she lives in that house in NJ instead of living off a penthouse/mcmansion in NYC 🫣 poor wade got adopted only to live as an instagram dog
at the very least couldn’t she have trained him to wait by the door so she can let him out and he can pee in the backyard?! If she can’t be bothered to get up from the couch to walk him maybe she can at least open the back door leading to the yard for him 🙄
 
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I'm still shocked and disgusted by her dog using the shower as a toilet. You know Alyssa is too lazy to clean it multiple times a day after each time the dog uses it.

Training a dog to use a weewee pad is not hard. I did it when I was 13-years-old with my dog, who is also a little white fluffy dog like Wade.

Does her sick mom shower in the same place where her dog goes to the bathroom? Do her guests? I literally cannot. 😷
 
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Alyssa continues to bleep out her poor, sick, FRAIL mother in today’s YT vlog by essentially doing an unboxing of that preowned Picotin she got for free from eBay. I just can’t. This is embarrassing.

Hi guys, here are my observations on Alyssa Lenore:

1. Alyssa definitely makes more money than Marco.

Marco tolerates her shopaholic/hoarding habits, because they do not treat their combined incomes as communal property yet, like many married couples with long term plans.

Marco feels that Alyssa can spend her own money and he doesn't have a say.

2. They are not in debt but are dumb for paying only a 5% ($20K) down payment for their house. The interest rate would be high.
It's a joke when she talks about how they saved up for a house.

3. Marco is definitely bothered by 2 things.

First, Alyssa's constant dissatisfaction and striving for an unattainable lifestyle in NYC.
Why can't you ever be happy with what we do have?! Which is a lot.

Yes, other influencers have nicer homes, so what?!
She should capitalize on her relatability.
Extravagant things can alienate viewers.

Second, Alyssa spends lavishly on herself and buys him very little.
If the roles were reversed, we would be calling the husband a stingy mole!

Alyssa is very stingy because she never gives her mom or Marco equally nice gifts.
I buy myself cashmere sweaters and I make sure that I buy equally or more expensive ones for my mother. She gave her sick mom a used/undesirable Hermes bag.

4. Marco merely tolerates her filming because it is very annoying & intrusive for people who are not into social media.

5. She got Wade for content.
A dog is a lot of work.
She is definitely impatient with Wade.

Also, she is so cheap that she doesn't pay for a dog hotel.
She just flings Wade on their families for free.
If they have kids, they will do the same.

6. Alyssa always wants to be the queen bee and is tight with her long-time underling, Alysha Yung. Christine Le is new to the bunch and should wise up and withdraw herself from the group.
There's definitely tension and lulls in their Paris video.

7. My final point is:
Alyssa carries Hermes and designer bags but uses a toilet from Glacier Bay!
The cheapest toilet line from Home Depot.
I don't think brands look at that favorably.

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I do think she works hard and her videos are entertaining.
But she needs to have a more consistent lifestyle, so she doesn't look like another wannabe.

She also needs to be more transparent about her designer items.
There is nothing wrong with their house and cars. We can't all be super rich.

She received most of her designer items for free and then sells them for cash.
We know and it is OK, but less OK when she pretends otherwise.

I hope to see more here^^
I agree w everything you’ve said. I actually appreciate the fact that Alyssa (it seems) didn’t start in the influencer space backed by her parents’ (or husband’s) $$$$, but I absolutely cannot stand her pretending she’s balling when her house/neighborhood is not posh, she’s selling gifted items to fund actual purchases, and overall she’s just not lux. I wish she’d be more authentic but she won’t. It will mess w her views/followers.
 
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Thank you! If Alyssa keeps it real, she could be more successful, but she is just too competitive and insecure.

Just saw the bag for her mom, so weird! Black bags are so overated and can make people look frumpy and downtrodden.

Also, Alyssa always looks better in her own photos and videos, but less so in videos shot by her "friends". Gee I wonder why.

Grossed out about Wade's bathroom situation. Her house must smell awful!
 
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Alyssa said she wants a new house after the wedding. But the housing market is hot and they can't exactly trade up now, so she is switching gears. Now she wants to remodel their "already-flipped" house. She will end up over-improving their house for her (probably average) neighborhood.

They could change the floors, a light beige French oak wide plank could brighten and cheer up the space.

Their bathrooms need help, but both are so small that you can't really rearrange the layout. I would eliminate the tub and just have a shower with nicer finishes throughout. Alyssa has a degree in interior design, she should know that bathroom remodels are very costly. She can easily fund this by selling handbags to her (undiscerning) IG fans.

Alyssa is dying to work with Anine Bing and Toteme but ends up with just Farfetch, which is not as selective.

She is decluttering her blue jeans, I honestly never saw her wear any in her videos.

Her 2 videos with Sotheby's are really subpar. The sound is so poor. And I absolutely cannot stand her nonstop "um-hum". So rude!
 
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Her tiktok is cringe af she's so awkward and not funny. She can fool ppl with her luxury purchases to compensate for her lack of personality

Their bathrooms need help, but both are so small that you can't really rearrange the layout. I would eliminate the tub and just have a shower with nicer finishes throughout. Alyssa has a degree in interior design, she should know that bathroom remodels are very costly. She can easily fund this by selling handbags to her (undiscerning) IG fans.
U meaan a house renovation is more important than 5 hermes handbags in a year??? Shocker from our beloved interior designer 🤣
 
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Your profile picture is so funny!
That crying was so contrived. (Marco sent flowers to her hotel in Paris).
I mean, they have been together for 10 years, who cries so dramatically over something like that?!
 
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I just peeked at her stories... she's asking her followers to create her Sephora sale list for her... the night before the sale is live... :unsure: And isn't she trying to be a Sephora ambassador? :oops:
 
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