Look my (second) expensive telly can fool you into thinking I have Matisse pictures on the wall, aren't I so cultured.
Next story: oh it's actually Monet.
I don't think I've ever mistaken someone's telly for a painting, but the fact Alice thinks that's a) possible and b) desirable tells me all I need to know about her culture levels
Also leaving her kids toys to last to unpack and also saying she could out kids pictures on her telly but instead chooses a naff photo with her fiance is very revealing