Alice Liveing #4 Alice is liveing but the ostrich is not, she’s sat there crying over a spot
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She labours under the misimpression that her life is fascinating. She’s completely lost the plot.
Are her only friends now people who work for her and Lewis? It’s kind of sad really, is that the price of influencer status?
Its the price of being a negative moaning nelly
Why did she send her dentist a gift? That’s what dentists do especially massively expensive private ones. I doubt it was done for free. I don’t mind saying thanks when a service is good but it just smacked of Alice saying oh look aren’t I kind and amazing and hoping for more free things in the future.
I thought of this too. A good gesture is one where you don’t make it about yourself.
Sending lots of love and congrats
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A tasty snack 
I know more about her menstrual cycle than I do my own 🥱
That face skin is so tight the kitchen lights are reflecting off it like a runway extension at Heathrow. 
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I've noticed this too - especially this morning!
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Sooo much forehead Botox 
Dose she not realise that , the 'taught shiny skin on her forehead' look is not normal or natural ? ...I can't believe she's only in her 20'sI've noticed this too - especially this morning!
For the love of god, stay off the Botox Alice!
Are you all forgetting? We are all just jealous of her forehead
I mean, who doesn't want a forehead that is so shiny, it should come with a warning to protect our eyesight. When the light catches it, it's probably visible from the international space station.A homing beacon!Are you all forgetting? We are all just jealous of her forehead
It's even more shiny that the tinsel on my Christmas tree atm
I've just figured it out. She's trying to become the strictly glitterball trophy in the human formIt's even more shiny that the tinsel on my Christmas tree atm
She’s looking like the bloke on Masterchef when she has her hair all scraped back.
Oh pulease. Know what a great therapist taught me? Friends are there to talk to and cry with. Waiting for a therapy session is harmful to your mental health as you should let it out more often.
Though she is crying in this picture, her face doesn’t move. At. All.
Alice, all the facials and laser and Botox in the world isn’t going to fix you. Accept who you are and move on.
If you feel fat…lose weight
If you don’t like your hair ..be kind to it and let it rest
If your boyfriend won’t propose..look at moving on
If you don’t have friends you can cry to…go find a hobby and meet new people
If you suspect you aren’t interesting ..learn a new skill
You are welcome and I didn’t charge hundreds of £ for it!
also what happened to the package? Did she get it back? CCTV footagereveal anything?
Though she is crying in this picture, her face doesn’t move. At. All.
Alice, all the facials and laser and Botox in the world isn’t going to fix you. Accept who you are and move on.
If you feel fat…lose weight
If you don’t like your hair ..be kind to it and let it rest
If your boyfriend won’t propose..look at moving on
If you don’t have friends you can cry to…go find a hobby and meet new people
If you suspect you aren’t interesting ..learn a new skill
You are welcome and I didn’t charge hundreds of £ for it!
also what happened to the package? Did she get it back? CCTV footage
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