I know that Roar Fitness woman did a live of Alice walking down the aisle!!!! 
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What was your favourite moment??
dancing with her bridesmaids!!! Jeeeez.
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What was your favourite moment??
dancing with her bridesmaids!!! Jeeeez.
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I didnât realise the film of them jumping about to âcanât take my eyes off youâ was their first dance - it doesnât really scream romantic newlywed moment.
After a week the only person that likely cares is Alice herself and probably her mum. Nobody else gives a tit and that includes DP, GP and all those bridesmaids
I canât believe this too! Literally nothing, nothing like finally being married / seeing him at the end of the aisle / waking up the next morning even. Soooo self obsessed. Itâs actually sad how sheâs spent half her adult life on insta and so now canât see anything except social media engagement opportunities
I can't bring myself to look at her IG stories anymore but curious on this one! So she's eaten a kebab today has she and decided to broadcast that to the world? The food freedom really is b****cks isn't it? What did she post?
Omg! Favourite moment was some singers?! WTAF.
He did get a mention and the poor bloke couldnât even have that to himselfâŚshe didnât say Paddyâs speech she said mine and Paddyâs
Maybe she wrote it for him
Wouldnât surprise me, whole thing was do curated am not sure sheâd have given up control
Iâve just realised this whole time Iâve been reading Chessidiot as âChessi-dotâ smhThe obsession is ridiculous. All sheâs done is a bit of a tweak after a couple of weeks off and going maybe a bit too hard! Ease back, bit of ice if needed, get DP to massage the groinand all will be good. She is the biggest narcissist out there. She makes Chessidiot look altruistic.
And whilst talking about a kebab⌠so romantic
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Grunge Pants aka Lewis
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Lewis aka Gay PaddyâŚ.the man Alice wishes she was married to
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Oh ha ha I always thought GP stood for Gay Paddy not Grunge Pants
Paddy is DP = Daddy Paddy aka Wallace but I do like Gay Paddy tooLewis aka Gay PaddyâŚ.the man Alice wishes she was married to
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Oh ha ha I always thought GP stood for Gay Paddy not Grunge Pants
Hahaha it can be too!Lewis aka Gay PaddyâŚ.the man Alice wishes she was married to
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Oh ha ha I always thought GP stood for Gay Paddy not Grunge Pants
So FAKE. Zero chemistry.
Why didnât she just have a party for herself instead of pretending she wanted to marry this man for the social media content?
The guestsâ seating and table settings look so budget - bare chairs, the tiniest of table centre pieces, and a very basic looking cake from some celebrity favourite cake maker. In comparison to her flowers for her photos and her dresses, it gets more and more evident that she did not give a tit about DP or her guests. Even in her stupid story about eating a FOOD FREEDOM KEBAB she has a Freudian slip, âpaddy and iâs speechâ. She just canât help herself! What a mega bore.
To be fair every wedding planning thing I ever read said donât waste money on chair covers and table decorations !! As a guest, Iâd rather have nice food and some free drinks rather than a chair cover.
I think it all looked really nice & the floral displays were clearly the focal point
I think it all looked really nice & the floral displays were clearly the focal point
I do quite like the dress but one thing Iâd never really noticed about Alice is she has no boobs. That dress made her look like a flat chested little boy. I feel like someone should have stuck their hand down the front and given them a bit of a lift not saying she had to look like a serving wench but the neckline didnât do her any favours
not saying she had to look like a serving wench but the neckline didnât do her any favours