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This is the problem with Alice, she spends a fortune on her appearance but misses the basics like regular hair trims and now not ironing/pressing this bloody outfit
I feel like the outfit for the ceremony is going to be a very expensive, shocker of a suit that is 3 sizes too big and makes her look like she has no feet.
It’ll be: Chelsea town hall, black and white photos, and her in either a pyjama style suit or a short tailored dress. Lots of photos of them walking together hand in hand. Basically, what every other basic bitch has done
It’ll be: Chelsea town hall, black and white photos, and her in either a pyjama style suit or a short tailored dress. Lots of photos of them walking together hand in hand. Basically, what every other basic bitch has done
I feel sad for Alice that her life and personality are so empty and tied up in external validation that she can’t plan a ceremony and weekend that’s anything even vaguely personal. Claridge’s the night before - yeah, luxury, yawn yawn yawn. As you say, a copy cat registry office event today and a copy cat show off meal afterwards. And all of it documented on social media as it happens. Surprised we don’t get a shot of DP and his as they consummate being hitched by a council peasant.
It’ll be: Chelsea town hall, black and white photos, and her in either a pyjama style suit or a short tailored dress. Lots of photos of them walking together hand in hand. Basically, what every other basic bitch has done
I’m going to guess a Chanel jacket and skirt.
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I have never ever heard of someone getting married in the UK but choosing to get married somewhere without a licence therefore needing a registry office ? So strange
I had a very small registry office wedding and then we had a big party in a lovely venue (that did do weddings) a week after - I wore a long frock but it wasn’t a wedding.
Eek I’m not sure I get it, sorry Alice. I really wanted to love it. The skirt is too long, and I’m not sure about the scraped back hair. I don’t think this will age well…
I will say I think her make up looks lovely at least in this photo. I agree the hair won’t age well but I don’t hate it. I suspect it might look possibly less flattering in other photos though I do also like the skirt and jacket combo despite it being too long. I think she’s done quite well to give her credit where it’s due! (Maybe I’ve gone soft because it’s a wedding and I’ve never had one of those despite quite wanting one )
Some choose to do the legal bit in a registry office so you can have a celebrant officiate at the wedding “party” and make the ceremony personalised rather than the standard wording. Although everyone I know that’s done this just have very close family to the registry office
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