Of course he’s taken an interest in golf...tory twit. 
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Didn’t someone say Alfie was saying he uses linked in all the time now... and now caspar is mentioning them too... I smell a brand deal
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At least Caspar is a proper businessman these days. So I can understand him being on it and doing a brand deal.
Oh yeah I don’t mean I’m suprised at caspar using it. More the fact that alfie suddenly seems to be on the bandwagon suddenly. And we know alfie doesn’t do anything without ulterior motive
Oh yeah I got that, Alfie almost certainly has a brand deal on the way.
If we don't get Tory twit in the next thread title. I'll be disappointed.Of course he’s taken an interest in golf...tory twit.
Says the multimillionaire that's spent his whole adult life doing shady adverts, ripping off kids and in a relationship with someonelse in order to boost his popularity and therefore income. The guy that's gone though loads of PTs and has a home gym but has never made any gains and always eats precooked quinoa and mash.
He is so bleeping thick and dense he just doesn’t realise the irony of so much of what he says and does. This was the guy who had a countdown clock thing counting him up to 3million subscribers (until the number conveniently started to drop and he never mentioned it again, karma is a blessing).
He only cares about money and the numbers.
He even celebrated crossing 3.1m followers and made a big deal about it.
He's so thick that he doesn't get just how thick he is.
Remember when he was being "super healthy" with his fitness challenge and had deep fried sweet potato chips with a burger because he thought they were healthy.
Giving relationship advice with the ‘only’ ONE gf & imo, it sounds to me like a business deal.
‘I’ve been employed at Zoella Co. for 7 years. I’m bored. My boss & I have different plans. But, I’ll continue to hang on for the sake of my family (Buzz & Poopy need thingz) until Zoella Co. is no longer profitable. At that point, we’ll get our wax figures back & melt them into candles to sell. I will name my candle, Past Self.’
‘I’ve been employed at Zoella Co. for 7 years. I’m bored. My boss & I have different plans. But, I’ll continue to hang on for the sake of my family (Buzz & Poopy need thingz) until Zoella Co. is no longer profitable. At that point, we’ll get our wax figures back & melt them into candles to sell. I will name my candle, Past Self.’
On the linked in note, it recently got hacked, and hackers have used the details to go into people’s messenger accounts on Facebook to find information out in them, they’ve also scammed emails etc
He used where instead of wear on his story about his over cluttered walk in wardrobe. I hate him.
I honestly hate when he says "to charity" the word is DONATE FFS
Surely you mean 'to chairty'
St Alfred donating about 50 of his 100 white 'tees' with feature rolled up sleeve no doubt.
Zoella is chairtying her kitchen cast offs too. They are the Gretas of Brighton and Hove
I feel like he does this "clean out" every other month. How much clothes does this twit buy??
Prob none as all #gifted.!!
I remember he did a shout out like this a few years ago and no creators reached out
it will just be Alfie wasting a week with the condom hat crew- Status