Yeah, he’s bottom of the pile for originality.
Plonks the camera in his car then puts something in the car like the camera isn’t there. bleeping borrrreeeeeeeddddddddd.
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Plonks the camera in his car then puts something in the car like the camera isn’t there. bleeping borrrreeeeeeeddddddddd.
Going off social media/any kind of public presence would change their life and stop living in this bubble. It's become annoying at this point
And even when he occasionally deigns to spend the time editing a cool little trick like that, it's completely overwhelmed by the inanity of the overlong rambly clips strung together until they are impossible to watch
The they’ve just entered a room thing is so pathetic. They all do it in hotel rooms pretending they’ve not seen it yet when they’ve clearly been in the setting the camera up.
alfies yesterday with him rushing in with his hands full of bags like he’d been shopping. Can you imagine our grandparents era doing tit like that
alfies yesterday with him rushing in with his hands full of bags like he’d been shopping. Can you imagine our grandparents era doing tit like that
Watched his vlog video and he said he sometimes scrolls through his Instagram DMs from fans. He didn't say he replies. Guess that's how he keeps his ego huge when he is getting read for filth
Is he selling his sweaters with $1 bleach stains???
Because I may have to slap
Everything is limited edition. This isn’t a”BrAnD”. It’s EMBARRASSING merch.
Those bleached things are revolting. Who on earth would want to be seen in one?
It’s not even cook traditional dye die, he’s legit just grabbed domestos (the kind I use on my toilet) and then whacked a load of old stock into it, ALFIE GIVE UP, fade into owning properties and making money that way, no one would miss your “content”, except himself obviously
Doesn't using Domestos on a large portion of a garment significantly weaken it?
It will probably fall apart after a few washes.
Tbf that is a point in its favour. He should use that as a USP.
I thought he was giving them away?
I'm amazed sometimes at just how insane and out of this world Alfie's life is. He must have to pinch himself to see if it's real. He licherally went all the way to the top floor of a car park, only to find there was no empty parks. Then he couldn't find one on the way down either. The insanity. You almost wouldn't believe it if he hadn't have told the story. He licherally couldn't find a park. AGHHH!!!
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Oh what bleeping idiot, why is he so desperate to be a sK8r BrAnD. Just call it merch and own it.
I will admit, I like the bleach stain look on clothes in general, but these are old designs right? That makes it seem like he couldn't sell as many as he estimated of the regular design so he needs to move product and is coming up with this hand bleached gimmick to move the rest of the units.
Yeah he had a ‘few’ leftovers (70-80 which isn’t a few Alfie it’s a lot) from his last drop apparently.
someone with that many followers should surely not be having that many leftovers. Tgfbro sell out of their merch in minutes
Did you see his Instagram stories last night? He thought he heard a burglar in their house, did a very half arsed 'look' round the house and then announced he was off to lock himself in their bedroom which is a super duper panic room with mega security, and they made sure they put in tonnes of security on the house when they moved in.
It really irks me how much they think of themselves - like they seriously believe that they are A list celebrity status who require that level of security? I know they used to have fans coming to their home, but surely that was annoying kids and teenagers trying to get a picture of them over the wall, not exactly psycho stalkers who were trying to break in or murder them in their sleep?!
It really irks me how much they think of themselves - like they seriously believe that they are A list celebrity status who require that level of security? I know they used to have fans coming to their home, but surely that was annoying kids and teenagers trying to get a picture of them over the wall, not exactly psycho stalkers who were trying to break in or murder them in their sleep?!
And why would you film it? Like surely that makes you more of a target?
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