He didn’t say one think about the mini. It was about his trips and seeing Troy sevan or whatever he’s called. He’s the worst person to advertise anything except his on notmerch
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Pretty much how my grandad used to dress, just needs one of those puffy jackets with no sleeves now (forgot the name sorry 
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His video was dire. 10 minutes of bragging about travelling and seeing his SHUPER FAMUSS PAL TROY. duck off you absolute MELT.
I lean a little conservative & from the start of the video all I could hear screaming in my head as he blabbered on was TORRRYYY!!!! He’s so frikking pampered it’s not even funny.
Mr adventurer.
saw a video that his friend Louis did... people should watch it. Shows how unadventurous Alfred is. The one across the channel there was a load of them doing it, from that friendship group. No sign of mr mansion though.
proof that he alluded to being adventurous yet doesn’t have an adventurous bone in his body.
Louis did that Thames thing with him, then went and cycled across Africa or somewhere...
saw a video that his friend Louis did... people should watch it. Shows how unadventurous Alfred is. The one across the channel there was a load of them doing it, from that friendship group. No sign of mr mansion though.
proof that he alluded to being adventurous yet doesn’t have an adventurous bone in his body.
Louis did that Thames thing with him, then went and cycled across Africa or somewhere...
Hold the phone lads, Dianne accidentally played footsie in her new video with Alfie thinking it was Joe. Skip to the 15:20 stamp, he defo felt it Also he stares a LOT at her
Also he stares a LOT at herDid you see how red and flushed he went after she pointed it out too. He definitely knew and probably had a semi ( sorry not sorry )Hold the phone lads, Dianne accidentally played footsie in her new video with Alfie thinking it was Joe. Skip to the 15:20 stamp, he defo felt it
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He is defo just hyping it up for engagement from fans but doesn't think about how it affects Zoe. She probably laughs but she is defo upset about it. There's been so much debate on here that women don't need to be married but Zoe wants to do, it's just not happening. I'd be shocked if they got engaged but I bet it'll take ages for them to actually get married.
You can tell it’s January. Frag n ZoElLa’s threads have nose dived 
YAWNFEST
YAWNFEST
Apparently it's Feb already in Elf's world.
Does he edits his videos with both eyes closed
Also ugly fs logo or whatever that tit is
Edit: OH NO IT'S MERCH DROPPING ON FEB 14. UGLY STUFF
Does he edits his videos with both eyes closed
Also ugly fs logo or whatever that tit is
Edit: OH NO IT'S MERCH DROPPING ON FEB 14. UGLY STUFF
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I also thought it meant it was filmed on 14th of this month.
but no instead we got a vlog that was filmed two weeks ago.
Eeuuww that is fugly. Looks like intestines.
Aren’t they going to Amsterdam for Zoes birthday?
This may be old news to you all, but I'm not a regular viewer and just noticed... It looks as if Alfie is mimicking Casey Neistat. It's really pissing me off. It's funny how years ago we would say things like, "oh, they better save their money for when YouTube dies off", and now there's a new generation of youtubers who are wildly more successful and popular than the old ones will ever be. No shame in Alfie trying to keep up (it's the only job he knows), but he's a twit for just copying them.
Teacher: Why didn't you submit your media project a month ago?
Alfie:
Alfie:
The lies he spinsAlfie has been using LinkedIn nearly every day for 2 years???
PULL THE OTHER ONE! yes maybe you opened an account but like duck have you been using it Alfie ffs. Piss off seriously
This is where he says he uses LinkedIn daily.... realllyyy?????
Can he stop saying Zachy boy, please.
They’re all copies of each other and I hate it. So much. Everyone at the gig but Zoe. Wow.
BUT, most importantly, can he PLEASE stop pushing Futureself as a BrAnD when it’s MERCH.
They’re all copies of each other and I hate it. So much. Everyone at the gig but Zoe. Wow.
BUT, most importantly, can he PLEASE stop pushing Futureself as a BrAnD when it’s MERCH.
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