Wow...he can really look at NOTHING for the gram canāt he. Impressive. ECHO....ECHO.......ECHO!!!!!!!!! What? Oh the echo is coming from his head & not the hills?View attachment 57528
So how much money are we betting that this video is going to be late and he will make up some stupid excuse about it?
I can't even look at this stupid twit with his red ears anymore without gagging. And to think I actually enjoyed watching his videos once........ what is wrong with me?!
Also, stop trying to make VLOGUMENTARY a thing!!!
Alfie Deyes #7 Joe Sugg's sister's boyfriend/housemate
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I was... not ready for this image. At all. The upward angle of his flared nostrils, that giant pimple, his inability to close his mouth, and the worst part of it allāhis ugly bloated face.
And to think Zoe calls him gorgeous... I really donāt get it.
Wtf is skill share doing giving alfie no skills sponsorship. Another person I know that sponsor who I sub to on YouTube is doing a law degree! Alfie has no skills. He has no creativity. And he has the most basic of photography skills.
I feel like when he first started it didn't matter that he had no skills because he was literally - pointless blog... pointless as in just doing dumb tit, no talent necessary. Now he has this weird idea that he's rich, famous, and talented and that anything he deigns to put even a tiny bit of effort into is worth people's time.
If anything his Iceland VLOGUMENTARY was proof Alfie wasn't needed at all. Benjamin could have narrated everything while Steve and Zach filmed. Alfie brought no substance to that trip. If you cut out all the Alfie bits like him playing with ice, his climbing fail, or doing his Future's Elf promo that vlog would have been able to stand on it's own and would actually be even better.
It's honestly a joke Skillshare is sponsoring him. The Deyes family lacks the brains and personality to sell anything worthwhile. Unless someone wanted to learn how not to do videos only then would Alfie be a prime subject. They can start with his "I'm not a Tory!!!" Ā£1 video.
Elf thinks heās the ācelebrity faceā that draws the views though
I believe he secretly thrives off all the āAlfie has so much potential if it werenāt for Zoeā type comments. He thinks if he tags along on other peoples āprojectsā and books a few holidays, heāll be proving himself to be the better half of the couple. Adventurous exciting Alfie. Itās also why I think he gets so touchy over the marriage/baby comments. He has it in his head that people think heās some bleeping free spirited cool cat rather than a husband/dad so despite having every complex little detail of his life intertwined with Zoeās he tries to act like heās not ready for commitment.
Youāll know heās really on his last resort when he proposes.
Youāll know heās really on his last resort when he proposes.
Sorry. Is is new merch that he is sneakily subcontiously advertising before its launched a person doing a massive skateboard jump. Come on elfred show us you doing that please.
#notmerch #ripskateramp
#notmerch #ripskateramp
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after all the building process of the skate ramp and also all the dead lawn underneath it, does he even use it?
The skate ramp deserves its own demise countdown clock. 
If only he would realize his true calling is to be a circus clown. He has all the tools, but heās missing the tool box. (His brain).
If only he would realize his true calling is to be a circus clown. He has all the tools, but heās missing the tool box. (His brain).Imagine the state of the ramp now itās winter weather? Thereāll be a huge rain puddle shaped rot on it by now.
Don't insult the circus clowns... they put on a good act, then go home.The skate ramp deserves its own demise countdown clock.
Gnasher on the other hand... well
Newest vlog.
Kendama ad for like 5-10 mins.
Him and the rest of the condom committee are stood filming people jet packing at Brighton pier
Steve is a dick with that tache. Like such a bleeping dick.
Zoe is āso coldā... she doesnāt have tights on. Alfie shouts send it, sick and other RIDICULOUS shite at the jet packers.
Next clip, Poppy is round baking. Fraggle is doing B12 shots and then shows more not merch merch. Inside out jumper
Next clip, Sam's gig. Thatās it.
Next, beach time again. Theyāre all scissoring while ZoElLa cackles and films. Immaturity!
Next, boiiiisssss lunch down at the beach side (again). Sean and Steve rinse Frag, which is funny for about a second til Steve gets a kendama out. Seanās hat actually covers his ears. Oh my lord!
Thereās a new boy Louie. I think he was the one who did the kayak trip. Oh, the kendama is out in a restaurant. Gone to driving range. Fun. Kendama makes an appearance again.
Imagine seeing this set of plebs in matching hats though? I would laugh in their faces.
Kendama ad for like 5-10 mins.
Him and the rest of the condom committee are stood filming people jet packing at Brighton pier
Steve is a dick with that tache. Like such a bleeping dick.
Zoe is āso coldā... she doesnāt have tights on. Alfie shouts send it, sick and other RIDICULOUS shite at the jet packers.
Next clip, Poppy is round baking. Fraggle is doing B12 shots and then shows more not merch merch. Inside out jumper
Next clip, Sam's gig. Thatās it.
Next, beach time again. Theyāre all scissoring while ZoElLa cackles and films. Immaturity!
Next, boiiiisssss lunch down at the beach side (again). Sean and Steve rinse Frag, which is funny for about a second til Steve gets a kendama out. Seanās hat actually covers his ears. Oh my lord!
Thereās a new boy Louie. I think he was the one who did the kayak trip. Oh, the kendama is out in a restaurant. Gone to driving range. Fun. Kendama makes an appearance again.
Imagine seeing this set of plebs in matching hats though? I would laugh in their faces.
Well thank you for watching it because I saw the word kendama way too many times in your summary and nope. I canāt do it.
Also, can you imagine seeing grown adult men playing with a kendama out in public?
Bravo to Sean for knowing how to wear a hat properly. I mean thatās such a low bar but considering this lot...
This could also apply to his last year of content. It does amuse me that he spent all that money on ordering special ācustomā ones from the US that took ages to come and are exactly the same as the original cheap one. Totally sums up Alfie tho - the ultimate pointless gadget.Applicable to his entire life really.
I donāt get why he dropped the Pointless moniker. I get he is trying to be more professional and go the same route as everyone by using their given name but Pointless is really part of his brand and what heās best known for. Iād rather he embrace being a pointless human being than trying to rebrand himself as some sort of consummate businessman when we have a video of him playing with ice and dive rolling in snow...
It was a kendama promo video. Thatās itās.
I never knew what a kendama was until Alfie
In defence of Steve Iām guessing heās doing moāvember and raising money for charity with his moustache?
alfie once admitted that he subconsciously hammers his merch to his fans by wearing it for months in advance without them knowing its merch. Itās actually rather sneaky and since heās aimed at kids wonder if itās actually allowed. Like playing cards for months and brings out a pack of cards.Kendama for months and heās going to bring one out.
the only things he sticks to is things heās eventually going to sell. He even pretending to be into skating before he bought out his āskate brandā heās such a sneak bastard
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