A face only his mam can love
Alfie Deyes #7 Joe Sugg's sister's boyfriend/housemate
- Start date
-
- Tags
- Alfie Deyes Threads Wiki
- Status
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
Even then...
Honestly, you can watch his vlogs five years later from today and I guarantee nothing will have changed... except his hairline.I'm new to this thread and I'm so happy I've found it haha! I haven't watched any of their vlogs for years but just caught up on one last night and he still hasn't grown up
And his gifted horse mouth
His mouth is so damn weird..... his whole face is weird.....
The way he talks !!
Omg his voice is excruciating.The way he talks !!
He sounds like a parrot
Ssssoe and NarlaHe sounds like a parrot
I think someone should notify the Brighton police of his questionable disappearance. He may be under Zalfie's patio offed because he showed up King Alfie when really his role was to make him seem stellar.
Nah, Alfie would be too lazy and find it too exhausting to dig up his patio to bury a body.
‘Do it for you’.
Buy this ugly overpriced inside out jumper and realize what a bellend Tory you look like.
Side effect: May cause Zoe-esque ‘migraines’ as pictured here.
Right, he bleeping promos his not merch merch pretty much every day. Remember when he said he wouldn’t?
He really thinks he’s good looking and turning heads doesn’t he? Especially with these cringe poses he keeps on doing. Forever side-eyeing Zoe for telling him he’s gorgeous and him running a mile with that compliment.
He’s always promoting his ugly not merch. He needs that money for the over the top Christmas and Vlogmas that Zoe demands and expects.
Yeah he thinks he’s like model standards doesn’t he!! Vile, big eared, horse mouthed prick!
He’s got a bigger chin than Jake Paul and that’s saying something
I love how he acts so knowledgeable
And has this “better than you” attitude
With his coooonstant babble about how we just aren’t ready for his footage
And we just aren’t ready for his vlogumnetary
And we just don’t understand the beauty he has seen
And then someone just asks him what caves he visited
And he doesn’t even know!!!!!!!!
He does not even know where he visited!!!!
He was just there being guided around by his actual knowledgeable friend and he stood there taking some pics not even paying attention or being into where he actually was
It was all about the quick snaps and go home to boost about it to his “you will never understand nor won’t you ever be ready”-fans
How embarrassing!!!
Ofcourse he will ask his friend what caves he actually visited and get all the details in order in his vlogumentary though so he can act all important with other peoples passion and knowledge
That’s him.. that’s Alfie in a nutshell
And has this “better than you” attitude
With his coooonstant babble about how we just aren’t ready for his footage
And we just aren’t ready for his vlogumnetary
And we just don’t understand the beauty he has seen
And then someone just asks him what caves he visited
And he doesn’t even know!!!!!!!!
He does not even know where he visited!!!!
He was just there being guided around by his actual knowledgeable friend and he stood there taking some pics not even paying attention or being into where he actually was
It was all about the quick snaps and go home to boost about it to his “you will never understand nor won’t you ever be ready”-fans
How embarrassing!!!
Ofcourse he will ask his friend what caves he actually visited and get all the details in order in his vlogumentary though so he can act all important with other peoples passion and knowledge
That’s him.. that’s Alfie in a nutshell
- Status