He won’t play with the kendama toy once he’s sold his merch. Whatever his next obsession is, will be so he can copy it and push out merchWow. That's a new low even for him. He has MILLIONS of subscribers! Pathetic.
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Fuck off, Elf. No one wants to see your groundhog life every day in December. Seriously, what would he vlog about? Playing with his kendema (I don't even know how to fucking spell that) and going to the office for an hour a week for a sick meeting? YAWN.
PointlessChildI fucking hate the kendama thing. He’s a child.
What about the renovated van?PointlessChild
GUYS WHAT ABOUT THE MOTORBIKE?
I think that can officially go under "discarded items" in the wiki now, surely?
00:15 : 19 left3 hour ago: there was 40
8.58pm: 37
1 sold an hour [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
this made my nightHe’s so boring and the fucking seal laugh makes me wanna rip my eyes and ears off my head.
It'll probably be one of those stupid hatsIf condom isn’t in the next title I’m gonna be really let down, condom boys has given me a right laugh!!
The office staff must have been told to buy them and get their friends to aswell00:15 : 19 left
So he went from 1 sold an hour to 6 [emoji23]
he's only doing vlogmas to promote his toy. same reason zoella posted a video this morning. its such an obvious pattern, i just dont even bother with there 30minutes adverts one a year anymoreHe won’t play with the kendama toy once he’s sold his merch. Whatever his next obsession is, will be so he can copy it and push out merch
Wowza. What a hot coupleWeren't people playing with this like 3,4 months ago
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Him and the boys are only playing with it, because they knew alfie was bringing on out. He’s said before he wears his merch for ages before releasing it without telling anyone it’s merch so they then really want it.omg that FUUUCCCKINNNNNNN Kendama. Is it like the pumpkin latte equivalent for creative ladz? Him and the condom boyz going round playing with that in that bar the other day and acting all cool and nonchalant is SO lame and also a bit creepy? Like they read "the game" in 2008 and think girls are gonna come up to them and be like "hey what IS that cool niche wood whittled grown ups toy you are playing with?" FUCK OFFFFFFF my god
Well they must of bought them all because they have miraculously "sold out"It'll probably be one of those stupid hats
The office staff must have been told to buy them and get their friends to aswell [emoji1745]
I dunno. I feel like Alfie really does love that kendama. He looks so happy with himself whenever he gets the ball in the thing...getting the ball in the thing is probably the most impressive thing he's achieved in his entire adult life. Bless.Him and the boys are only playing with it, because they knew alfie was bringing on out. He’s said before he wears his merch for ages before releasing it without telling anyone it’s merch so they then really want it.
thars what he’s donewith this kendama. You won’t see him playing with it again once it’s sold
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