Has he replaced his cracked laptop yetHe's a cheeky grabbing bastard. Obviously waiting to be gifted one. I'm sure his under 12 year old followers won't be able to afford a nearly £2,000 camera
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Of course not. He's waiting for a gifted one
Goofy bleep
What a moron. We were in Pret in London recently multiple times and we asked for a sit in mug and we got one. Is it too much hard work for him to carry around a reusable coffee cup too?
Twatty Alfie
To Alfie.......
Seal with dentures. This is him when he does that bleeping laugh.
People are actually starving and suffering in this world and this horse faced wanker is buying everything under the sun while him and his saggy girlfriend promote these charities. Absolute hypocrites. Enjoy it while it lasts you arseholes, your careers are dying and you both know it.
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Do you guys think there's going to be an anniversary vlog or is that only saved for the occasions where he wants to show off how great a human being he is?
All she did for their anniversary yesterday was put a pic of him on TV. I don't think he's done anything this year.
No fancy retro car bought this year to be used twice and then left to rot on the drive way. I can’t remember whether the Figueroa was a birthday or anniversary present, but she never used it, if I was Alfie (
) I wouldn’t make an effort with something special that she was not going to use.Still so freaking annoyed with this.. how can anyone be THIS stupid
Nahh I don’t think Alfie will do anything for their anniversary. He probably couldn’t book S Club 3 in time.
We all know Alfie ONLY does something extravagant when it also benefits him (aka boost his engagement on his sm). All for the ‘gram.
I’m wondering if Zoe is trying to make Alfie chubby on purpose so no one else can have him and then when his looks have gone he will finally propose?
We all know Alfie ONLY does something extravagant when it also benefits him (aka boost his engagement on his sm). All for the ‘gram.
It’s all the pancakes and banana loaves Zoe has been feeding him. All simple carbs and tons of sugar as well as Alfie looking at himself in the mirror more so than actually working out. Those pounds add up quick!
I’m wondering if Zoe is trying to make Alfie chubby on purpose so no one else can have him and then when his looks have gone he will finally propose?
Yeah he's at that age now when the youthful metabolism starts to slow down. The mid twenties trough. I don't think he had any looks to start with, I honestly don't know how Zoe ever shagged him, with a bag over his head maybe. Gifted of course.Nahh I don’t think Alfie will do anything for their anniversary. He probably couldn’t book S Club 3 in time.
We all know Alfie ONLY does something extravagant when it also benefits him (aka boost his engagement on his sm). All for the ‘gram.
It’s all the pancakes and banana loaves Zoe has been feeding him. All simple carbs and tons of sugar as well as Alfie looking at himself in the mirror more so than actually working out. Those pounds add up quick!
I’m wondering if Zoe is trying to make Alfie chubby on purpose so no one else can have him and then when his looks have gone he will finally propose?
Couldn't even dedicate the WHOLE post to Zoe.
Oh Zoe "wouldn't it be nice" if you had a boyfriend who wanted you for more than YouTube clicks
"Wouldn't it be nice"?
P.S. 7 years = 7 years itch [emoji102][emoji102]
Oh Zoe "wouldn't it be nice" if you had a boyfriend who wanted you for more than YouTube clicks
"Wouldn't it be nice"?
P.S. 7 years = 7 years itch [emoji102][emoji102]
It was their 5th anniversary he bought the car
Last year he didn't really bother as Cordually Invited was coming out that day
I’ve always thought that perhaps they really are all loved up,just that it’s off camera and we never see any of it.However, these are all pictures we’ve seen before from insta etc which indicates that’s all they have as would you not include some more personal intimate pictures that perhaps you wanted to keep off social media?Couldn't even dedicate the WHOLE post to Zoe.
Oh Zoe "wouldn't it be nice" if you had a boyfriend who wanted you for more than YouTube clicks
"Wouldn't it be nice"?
P.S. 7 years = 7 years itch [emoji102][emoji102]
7 years and he still manages to make it all about him and his thoughtsCouldn't even dedicate the WHOLE post to Zoe.
Oh Zoe "wouldn't it be nice" if you had a boyfriend who wanted you for more than YouTube clicks
"Wouldn't it be nice"?
P.S. 7 years = 7 years itch [emoji102][emoji102]
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