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Alfie Deyes #7 Joe Sugg's sister's boyfriend/housemate
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Excuse you! Are you forgetting the genius business plan that was....an overpriced set of cards?! What an excellent use of 'months' of work!duck all
And let's not forget the..............ok I've got nothing else.
Can he count making endless content for these threads by being a Tory dumbarse?Theres something about him that I just cant stand anymore. He just looks so smug for someone who produces rubbish content and merch. Dont even get me started on that ridiculous chain he was wearing
That head-tilted-back, eyes closed, stupid smile pose he does in every photo is ridiculous. Why canāt he pose properly? Look at the camera? Put his head down so we donāt all have to see his giant chin? Show off those chompers? He does that pose allllll the time and itās like thatās all he can think to do when taking a photo. So unimaginative and stupid.
I really hope he doesnāt put out his video today, especially after hyping it all week that it would come out today. It would be more on brand for him to say the video is late for some <insert lame excuse here>. I thought he and Zoe would have learned by now not to announce deadlines to their fans since they rarely keep their promise.
Also, it was pointed out in Zoeās thread that she was also at the play but Alfie intentionally cropped out Zoe in his IG story, whereas in her stories she doesnāt. Maybe because Zoe already sees herself as a Deyes whereas Alfie doesnāt see Zoe as part of his family yet. Very telling where both their mindsets are in regards to their future despite the bad play acting they did on their IG stories Friday night when they went out on their ādateā unchaperoned.
For those who donāt have IG:
Zoeās IG story
Versus...
Alfieās IG story.
Spot the difference?
Also, it was pointed out in Zoeās thread that she was also at the play but Alfie intentionally cropped out Zoe in his IG story, whereas in her stories she doesnāt. Maybe because Zoe already sees herself as a Deyes whereas Alfie doesnāt see Zoe as part of his family yet. Very telling where both their mindsets are in regards to their future despite the bad play acting they did on their IG stories Friday night when they went out on their ādateā unchaperoned.
For those who donāt have IG:
Zoeās IG story
Versus...
Alfieās IG story.
Spot the difference?
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What a dick.
Hold the front page guyzzz. Don't be getting yourselves too excited
Is he including Zoe in this comment??
Is he including Zoe in this comment??
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Oh was this his trip with Simon? Like two weeks ago, guessing he told Simon he couldnāt upload until he did, as Simon usually would have had his out by now.....Hold the front page guyzzz. Don't be getting yourselves too excited
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Is he including Zoe in this comment??
it wasnāt a random button either was it elf
Canāt even spell or proof read the title
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Why the hell is he wearing a baseball cap with his hood up over it
. Surely they can afford to put the bloody heating on . Stupid twit 
. Surely they can afford to put the bloody heating on . Stupid twit 
Alfie came across this app a YEAR ago did he?
good mate Simon Wilson? Never heard them mention each other EVER before.
he basically canāt do it on his own so took Simon to look after him... how the duck did this byron kid get in on it?? Or Simon has asked him to collaborate as he thinks Alfie will boost his channel
Iām confused, I was sure that Byron had been tagged in when they did it but it seems to just be Simon and Alfie
who the heāll is this kid? Whereās Morgan?
Doesnāt look like Simon was filming so wonder if Alfie did it on the condition it only goes on his channel?
good mate Simon Wilson? Never heard them mention each other EVER before.
he basically canāt do it on his own so took Simon to look after him... how the duck did this byron kid get in on it?? Or Simon has asked him to collaborate as he thinks Alfie will boost his channel
Iām confused, I was sure that Byron had been tagged in when they did it but it seems to just be Simon and Alfie
who the heāll is this kid? Whereās Morgan?
Doesnāt look like Simon was filming so wonder if Alfie did it on the condition it only goes on his channel?
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Skimmed through the video out of curiosity as Iāve visited Sorrento/Naples/Pompeii myself and good lord, all they did was eat pasta bolognese (not even remotely traditional for that part of Italy mind you) and climbed up the volcano whose name they could barely pronounce. Thereās so much to see and visit and try there. But they didnāt do tit or learn anything, and thatās what travellingās about for Alfie the ignorant bellend - having a youtube title. How pathetic
Okay probably the shittest video heās done for a while. He thinks that banging a quick travel video with no effort will get views, Simon should be embarrassed joining him.
alfie basically showed them eating pasta, getting tired walking to a volcano and telling no one anything at all about it or Sorrento.
Thought he was super edgy because they missed their driver and got a taxi they hadnāt booked.
filmed himself at the end chatting to Simon but the sound quality was awful.
he thinks heās super spontaneous even though heās had that app for a year and coincidentally ended up going where his mummy had recently been. Please Elf witch.
apparently, in his words this video was āstepped up, betting editing etcā
alfie basically showed them eating pasta, getting tired walking to a volcano and telling no one anything at all about it or Sorrento.
Thought he was super edgy because they missed their driver and got a taxi they hadnāt booked.
filmed himself at the end chatting to Simon but the sound quality was awful.
he thinks heās super spontaneous even though heās had that app for a year and coincidentally ended up going where his mummy had recently been. Please Elf witch.
apparently, in his words this video was āstepped up, betting editing etcā
For someone who wants to be seen as this edgy guy who travels, is a businessman, and creative... his trips abroad are always so bland. His Greece trip with his ladssss comes to mind where they didnāt do much despite the beautiful location.
I havenāt watched the vlog yet but Iām guessing itās not as amazing as heās been hyping it out to be. As usually Alfie oversold himself. Iāll pass on this video then.
EDIT: Alfie relies on solely other people to make his content more interesting, which says a lot about him as a person. Also get out of here with the whole members only content. If this video was his super amazing video for today fell flat then I doubt his members only content would be any better.
I havenāt watched the vlog yet but Iām guessing itās not as amazing as heās been hyping it out to be. As usually Alfie oversold himself. Iāll pass on this video then.
EDIT: Alfie relies on solely other people to make his content more interesting, which says a lot about him as a person. Also get out of here with the whole members only content. If this video was his super amazing video for today fell flat then I doubt his members only content would be any better.
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Heās pathetic. I hate the voiceover intros heās started doing this year.
āWherever is saysā.
Imagine not uploading for nearly 3 months and pushing this super sick savage video for weeks only to upload it with AN INCORRECT TITLE. Oh my GOD.
Ciro was the best part
Simon wearing Futureself. This is just product placement.
The end part was the worst. Alfie laughing and clapping like a bleeping seal
āWherever is saysā.
Imagine not uploading for nearly 3 months and pushing this super sick savage video for weeks only to upload it with AN INCORRECT TITLE. Oh my GOD.
Ciro was the best part
Simon wearing Futureself. This is just product placement.
The end part was the worst. Alfie laughing and clapping like a bleeping seal
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So elf found that app a year ago. Turns out so did everyone else. But they didnāt take a year of procrastinating (year of content) to film it
nice try elf
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He didn't crop her out; she was sitting on the other side of the camera and him. Kind of hard to get her in shot when the camera is facing the other direction.
You'll see what you want to see though I guess!Anyway... What's that padlock and chain around his neck all about... Jesus Christ. Strange boy.
He could have easily used Zoeās photo then? Or the panaromic feature which is on all iPhones... He also didnāt mention her family being there at all while Zoe mentioned both her family and his in her stories.He didn't crop her out; she was sitting on the other side of the camera and him. Kind of hard to get her in shot when the camera is facing the other direction.
Maybe he didnāt crop her out but he definitely gave the impression that it was the Deyes family sans Zoe outing only. Itās not the first time heās taken a group photo where Zoe was conveniently left out when she was actually there. Whether she was cropped out or not isnāt the issue, itās the fact he always treats Zoe as an afterthought unless he needs her to peddle his merchandise or use her for a video thumbnail.
Itās not seeing what I want to see. I just donāt give Alfie that much benefit of the doubt considering his past actions.
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Donāt get what was in this for Simon. Go and babysit Alfie for a couple of days. Alfie gets exclusive rights to the video... Simon wasnāt filming anything on alfies video and he usually has a proper blogging camera with him.
I can only assume alfies told him heās super big time and being on one his videos will help him massively.
Simon āonlyā has about 500k suscribers and still pulls more views than Alfie. Heās been stitched up here the moron.
alfies super travel video hardly got any views either compared to his whatever million following
Also. Alfies Instagram about the video has 100 comments.... heās got 4 MILLION Instagram subscribers.
I can only assume alfies told him heās super big time and being on one his videos will help him massively.
Simon āonlyā has about 500k suscribers and still pulls more views than Alfie. Heās been stitched up here the moron.
alfies super travel video hardly got any views either compared to his whatever million following
Also. Alfies Instagram about the video has 100 comments.... heās got 4 MILLION Instagram subscribers.
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Hasnāt he edited the damn title yet ?
What an embarrassment
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