Alfie Deyes #7 Joe Sugg's sister's boyfriend/housemate

[Youtubegossip]

Absolute nonsense on both his and Zoe’s Insta stories tonight - going on a date but “pretending” it’s not with each other, ha ha aren’t we so comedy. It’s so so weird. It’s not even a funny joke, because more often than not they are with other people?

also Alfie giving a shout out to his security team at Tulleys farm. I mean, does he really think he’s so A list that he needs actual bodyguards for a regular social outing? It’s pathetic.

Security team? Those teeth would frighten anyone away never mind his tit personality

whats Happened to the half pipe? Did we even see Alfie skate on it ONCE?!?

 

[Laughingforlife]

Security team? Those teeth would frighten anyone away never mind his tit personality

whats Happened to the half pipe? Did we even see Alfie skate on it ONCE?!?

The half pipe is rotting. He's such a gonzo, he doesn't know what day it is, or his way to the bus stop! You wouldn't ask him anything!

 

[Alightened]

The Adams Family

Where's Zoe?

 

[hashtag_gifted]

The Adams Family

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Where's Zoe?

In bed watching Elf xx

 

[StephenTJackson]

The Adams Family

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Where's Zoe?

Maybe he did dump her after the date where they were joke posting and he said she wasn’t the one. As if Alfie would actually have the balls to dump Zoe.

 

[Alightened]

Don't forget to write it in your diary, you'd hate yourself if you missed it

 

[Youtubegossip]

Don't forget to write it in your diary, you'd hate yourself if you missed it

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Bet it’s not out at 6pm tmrw

 

[Alightened]

Bet it’s not out at 6pm tmrw

No it'll be at least 2 or 3 days late

 

[Laughingforlife]

No it'll be at least 2 or 3 days late

Because he'll *insert stupid excuse here*

 

[Alightened]

Because he'll *insert stupid excuse here*

*have suddenly developed Repetitive Strain Injury in his fingers*

 

[Laughingforlife]

*have suddenly developed Repetitive Strain Injury in his fingers*

Or he's got bed sores

 

[Alightened]

Or he's got bed sores

Or Nala's pissed on his keyboard

 

[Laughingforlife]

Or Nala's pissed on his keyboard

Or his screen prevents him from doing any editing

 

[Alightened]

Or his screen prevents him from doing any editing

Let's face it, it could be one of a million excuses from old rattle teeth. He's the Excuse King

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

Or his screen prevents him from doing any editing

Or he’s lost his kendama

 

[Laughingforlife]

Or he’s lost his kendama

"I've spent so long look for it guyzzz"

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

"I've spent so long look for it guyzzz"

Free delivery guyzzzzz

 

[Alightened]

Or... I'm sorry the vlog's late guyzzzz, but one of the pumpkins has taken a turn for the worse outside on the step and Zoe's in pieces

 

[nemidiso]

late because of ringworm but at least that's spooky

 

[GossWhore]

Yes Alfie

What you gonna do???

Remember this year was the "Year of content" [emoji23][emoji23]