Remember when he did Release the Hounds with Marcus and Joe. He was the only one not able to outrun the dogs and got taken down with a pathetic cry
Wonder how long it is until he has a brutish youtuber sports day for charity"100m is longer than I thought." How long did you think it was Alfie, 50m? Also Mr big time runner can't remember what a running track is called, and says his class was the best at running. So he was a super serious runner for his school class. Wow!!
Poor old Alfie is amazed at Logan's sports day idea, because he doesn't understand how people come up with interesting ideas. He probably bought several books on how to have an idea, but couldn't be bothered reading them.
He proper fancies himself as top dog at everything."Apparently that track is really bad to run on, so that means I'll be even faster!" ... do it again elsewhere and find out? Don't just assume
Delusional twit that he is....He proper fancies himself as top dog at everything.
Pure twitDelusional twit that he is....
The Twatest twitPure twit
Toothiest twit in twatvilleThe Twatest twit
Calling this for next thread titleToothiest twit in twatville
If he had smaller teeth he might be more aerodynamic and shave another second off his time. Just like if he wore the right shoes, ran 100m instead of 110. Ran on a better track.I know where he is... Usain Bolt's house.
His teeth cross the finish line 5 secs before the rest of him does.If he had smaller teeth he might be more aerodynamic and shave another second off his time. Just like if he wore the right shoes, ran 100m instead of 110. Ran on a better track.
He’ll be doing sub 8 seconds before we know it and that’s with no training whatsoever.
And to top it all off, didn't wear a hatIf he had smaller teeth he might be more aerodynamic and shave another second off his time. Just like if he wore the right shoes, ran 100m instead of 110. Ran on a better track.
He’ll be doing sub 8 seconds before we know it and that’s with no training whatsoever.