Omg he actually does think he is a model. Itās sickening and hurts my eyes.Who even takes let alone posts pictures like thatif I asked my mates to take pictures like that of me Iād be laughed at! He thinks heās so edgy and fancies himself thinking heās a model
Alfie Deyes #5 What a ducking moron!
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"They say if I stare at my nose long enough, I'll get crossed eye.. wonder if they'll stay that way"
Best caption wins what, the jumper? Does anyone want it?
Om Alfie post they were speculating. Last comment however, is my favourite [emoji23]
@GossWhore i came here to post this 
I donāt know if Iām more disturbed by the fact that this is the most romantic picture Iāve seen on Alfieās grid in a long time,
Or by Zoeās hand reaching up from the floor trying to break up this special moment.
I assume sheās in the dog bed and isnāt allowed on the furniture.
I donāt know if Iām more disturbed by the fact that this is the most romantic picture Iāve seen on Alfieās grid in a long time,
Or by Zoeās hand reaching up from the floor trying to break up this special moment.
I assume sheās in the dog bed and isnāt allowed on the furniture.
'Guys I have just discovered something licherally sick and super exciting. When I looked in the mirror at my savage hoodie the words and letters were licherally completely different. They didn't say Futures Elf AT ALL. Guys I'm thinking it might be a secret code or something. Should I make a new conspiracy vid about it?'
Wow I totally forgot about this guy. Where did he go? He seemed more palatable than the Steves and seans. ...or maybe I'm just looking back with rose tinted glasses.
I'm more disturbed that you seem to be living in my head and not paying me rent [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] We really are the same witch but Forreal BBHMM
Did zoella take this photo..if so, i assume she raised her right hand in the air for this awkward ass pictureOm Alfie post they were speculating. Last comment however, is my favourite [emoji23]
Just get a life Alfie. Do something, anything, just something vaguely interesting. Nobody cares about your puzzles and kendamas specially ordered from the US (another hobby that has gone out the window, because they havenāt been seen in months) or any other crap you buy to try and pretend to be quirky and edgy by buying stuff that isnāt mainstream. Itās all so fake. He doesnāt actually have any hobbies or interests, nothing to define him as a person.
I swear I would have him under that water in a heartbeat if I was poppy and I saw this online.
What is she doing with those glasses is this a joke
Sheās being paid to āinfluenceā and Iām gonna be harsh here... Iām not inspired poppy, Iām not inspired
Iām not clicking anything that sheās swiping or linking.
She looks like Alfieās mum and Alfie looks like a gurning teenage sitting with his mum for a family photo.
Motorbikes now 
And running... āfeel like Iām homeā duck off and go play on your halfpipe or use that massive pogo stick you boughtMotorbikes now
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First time Iāve felt home in 9 years...... and him going āyou donāt get to see your friends everydayā errr yes you do, youāve hired the majority of themMotorbikes now
And running... āfeel like Iām homeā duck off and go play on your halfpipe or use that massive pogo stick you bought
Omg I know!!!!
Haha heās too scared to skateboard. Motor biking wonāt last long
Does he think heās some documentary maker now?
Is he pretending Logan Paul invited him to some charity day but he canāt make it?? Iām confused. Thereās no way Logan invited him. Lichee ally anything to include Loganās name in his vlog.
Alfie thinking heās more athletic than Logan is bleeping hilarious
He said he was too busy and couldnāt go
Then said he would go if he can do under 12 seconds.
Which one is it? He wonāt ever do anything that might make him look bad, but actually consistantly makes himself look awful
Walked into that running track expecting some huge welcome party because Alfred has entered the building. His ego is off the Richter scale
As usual, Alfie thinks throwing money into expensive gear will make him better
Does he think heās some documentary maker now?
Is he pretending Logan Paul invited him to some charity day but he canāt make it?? Iām confused. Thereās no way Logan invited him. Lichee ally anything to include Loganās name in his vlog.
Alfie thinking heās more athletic than Logan is bleeping hilarious
He said he was too busy and couldnāt go
Then said he would go if he can do under 12 seconds.
Which one is it? He wonāt ever do anything that might make him look bad, but actually consistantly makes himself look awful
Walked into that running track expecting some huge welcome party because Alfred has entered the building. His ego is off the Richter scale
As usual, Alfie thinks throwing money into expensive gear will make him better
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LOL for someone who claims to be an Olympic athlete in athletics back in primary school, he doesn't even know what track spikes are? Right...
He couldnāt even keep up with Zoeās running.. he was massively out of breath but now he claims to be some amazing runner? Ok Alfie, ok.
Talks pure tit! Logan would wipe the floor with him.
He did four lots of 100m sprints over a fairly big space of time... ten minute breaks in between and was totally wiped out. It was all the water heād drunk.
He wasnāt even running the right distance?!? Every blog he loses a brain cell Iām sure
If you mentioned Alfred to Logan heād probably be like who???
Oh that geeky kid that sat in the corner on his own blogging at the boxing match
He knows Logan will wipe the floor with him hence heās already making excuses. Heād probably deliberately break his ankle on the skate ramp just to get out of it. He does still have a skate ramp doesnāt he?? Only Iāve not seen him skate it once yet??
"I can show you video of me leapin over 5 lorries on Blue Peter if you like" is all I heard and the image of Jay running that motorbike straight into the wall on Inbetweeners is all that came to mind when I saw the first couple mins of the new video. Such a try hard, and always failing. Everything is always total bull. And I get so embarrassed for him when he's nervously cackling to somene new about a topic he knows nothing of.
He says " That guy was so lovely, love when people have a business and they're so passionate about what they do".. wish that could be you huh? too bad Alf.
He says " That guy was so lovely, love when people have a business and they're so passionate about what they do".. wish that could be you huh? too bad Alf.
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