Imagine turning up to this event Mini put on and witnessing all these fecking bloggers posing around this car like absolute arseholes, would love a time lapse of them making fools of themselves.
What to do with 4 hours in Amsterdam while it’s raining, well, same thing as you’d do if it wasn’t raining, explore Amsterdam, experience some local culture. If you’re really desperate for something to do go to a coffee shop, and I don’t mean the kind he goes to in Brighton.
Go and get High or something Alfie it might make you slightly more interesting
I wanna see him lick a pissy toilet seat and see those teeth chatter.Kind of want to see what Alfie would be like stoned, I’m think the Alfistotle bollocks would go into overdrive.
The lad went to hospital for heartburn... heartburnKind of want to see what Alfie would be like stoned, I’m think the Alfistotle bollocks would go into overdrive
I know he said in January his New Years Resolution was to essentially dress badly, I didn’t think he would take it this far. I suppose it is the only thing he has ever committed to. But he just looks embarrassing the way he dresses, it’s not even like he looks edgy with his mismatched awful clothing, he just looks like a bellend.View attachment 28011
Is he trolling us!?
Wtf is wrong with this lad
The lad went to hospital for heartburn... heartburn
He can jazz it up all he wants he went to the frigging hospital from indigestion
He would get stoned and ring mummy because he got scared that he might die
Tell me you remember the doctors appointments and hospital scans he went forHospital for heartburn?What a twat.
Oh yeah, I remember all that bullshit. He made so much out of him having indigestion, most people just take some Gavisgon and carry on, Alfie acts like he is dying. His acid reflux/heartburn bollocks, that he does absolutely nothing to help himself with it. Eats and drinks everything that makes it worse.Tell me you remember the doctors appointments and hospital scans he went forthey made such a big deal of it, mummy went to hold his hand, Zoe was an anxious mess.
FUCKING HEARTBURN!!!!!!
So Alfie was supposed to avoid chocolate, tomatoes and coffee.
What did Alfie do, feck all except for shake his pills like he had an actual condition.
Her you go Alfie
View attachment 28013 This is a good one to use, and if you ever knock Zoe up you can share in between the pizza binges
Tells us he shouldn’t eat chocolate before bed. Lays in bed eating chocolate bar. Fucking nob. Waste of nhs resourcesOh yeah, I remember all that bullshit. He made so much out of him having indigestion, most people just take some Gavisgon and carry on, Alfie acts like he is dying. His acid reflux/heartburn bollocks, that he does absolutely nothing to help himself with it. Eats and drinks everything that makes it worse.
I don't love my self no I adore meView attachment 27255
He’s probably looking at a donut in a shop window display.
My caption for anything to do with Alfie on twitter.
“Oh fuck right off”
Poor bastard only had four to begin withHe wasn’t even running the right distance?!? Every blog he loses a brain cell I’m sure
Oh dear God I've pissed myself in the bed laughing. I was trying to read tattle to fall asleep because it's 3am here and now and this has sent me into maniacal laughter.Tell me you remember the doctors appointments and hospital scans he went forthey made such a big deal of it, mummy went to hold his hand, Zoe was an anxious mess.
FUCKING HEARTBURN!!!!!!
So Alfie was supposed to avoid chocolate, tomatoes and coffee.
What did Alfie do, feck all except for shake his pills like he had an actual condition.
Her you go Alfie
View attachment 28013 This is a good one to use, and if you ever knock Zoe up you can share in between the pizza binges
Just watching Tom syndicates from yesterday. Who lives on fast food and energy drinks. Right after he’d eaten a load of greasy bacon and a coffee. Says he wonders if he’s had a heart attack cus his chest hurts.Oh dear God I've pissed myself in the bed laughing. I was trying to read tattle to fall asleep because it's 3am here and now and this has sent me into maniacal laughter.
Thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for the way you've worded these tales of old.
Yes, you’ve hit the nail on the head there.Just watching Tom syndicates from yesterday. Who lives on fast food and energy drinks. Right after he’d eaten a load of greasy bacon and a coffee. Says he wonders if he’s had a heart attack cus his chest hurts.
Do you have to be especially fucking dumb to be a youtuber?
Honestly I’ve no words for them. Alfie the kind of nob to moan how long queues are on the nhs tooYes, you’ve hit the nail on the head there.
Too dumb to hold down proper job = become a Youtuber.
I hope Morgan is getting paid for this, he is on the list of employees for A to Z isn’t he.View attachment 28164
Update on the 'super cool' ramp that we all forgot existed;
You guys called it, it is in fact his paid for "friends" that ended up re-oiling the whole thing while he sits back and makes videos about how SUPER busy he is guyzz
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