Alfie Deyes #3 Definitely NOT Gifted

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Can you imagine living there, as a neighbor?
And they keep skating up and down that ramp yelling YOHHHHHH SEND ITTTTTT for hours
when it’s well in to the evening judging by how dark it is in that picture
I’d be pissed having to hear that inside my house or if I wanted to enjoy my own garden in the evening

And then those 2 humongous spotlights in the middle of a neighborhood/community

:/
 
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OMG... it's even more of an eyesore that I ever dared to believe it would be. What a ruination of a beautiful property.



why wouldn't he buy a pair for the girl who designed them too? 'guyz design me some shoes and as a thank you you can have the pleasure of seeing me wear them ur welcome'
REALLY THOUGH!! And I totally heard and pictured this coming out of JaackMaate's mouth. Hilarious.


Is he of any relation to the people he was jumping off a roof in the city onto a bouncy castle with? was that by chance the same thing?
 
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MY
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It’s so awful how the railings on the ramp sit so high up and are visible over the garden gates.
 
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Its an eyesore I really dont know whats possessed him. He needs to realise that not everything needs to be put in their house its fine to leave it to do things like skate or in his case watch people skate. Once the novelty gas worn off his friends will not be traipsing all the way to his house just to skate when there is probs better skate parks around that have the bonus of no idiot filming.

More money then sense, I think someone will end up hurt and by July it will be forgotten about or not as its a giant structure in his garden
 
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Exactly what I was going to say - the poor neighbours. Last summer they seemed to lounge around outside listening to loud music all the time too. Gobshites.
 
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Good grief, the poor neighbors. First it was the shitty pool (left to rot) and the loud music in the summer, then it was that ridiculous tent left in the garden for months, then a fireworks show for God’s sake, THEN A FUCKING S CLUB 3 CONCERT ON A WEEKNIGHT, and now this?!! It’s unreal. They have no concept of decency or respect. I don’t know how they’re allowed to do this.
 
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Just wanted to add that I feel like a bad neighbor when I let my grass get a bit too long [emoji849] my homeowners association would’ve kicked me out long ago if I was pulling the kinda shit A & Z are.
 
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Honestly the thing is really not that big, it's kinda puny. All that for.. that. I mean, it takes up a good amount of space, but the point is kind of lost because if he just went to skate parks, he/they could get so much more. I second the 'just another dead spot in the grass' mentality because that's what it'll be.

Honestly what's next, a carousel? It's like the damn Neverland Ranch.


No one should have to live anywhere close to this glorified fraternity house.
 
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Yeah that was his penthouse. He got kicked out eventually and now has a penthouse in east london
 
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if Alfo gets in trouble for not disclosing ads and goes to prison I bet he'll get a prison tattoo yo send it savage bro
 
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if Alfo gets in trouble for not disclosing ads and goes to prison I bet he'll get a prison tattoo yo send it savage bro
He’d never go to prison, he has enough money to pay lawyers to get him out of it. Most they’d get is a hefty fine.
As much as I hate how shady these youtubers are I don’t think not declaring ads is a prisonable offence, prisons are bursting as it is, plenty of real criminals to catch.
 
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if Alfo gets in trouble for not disclosing ads and goes to prison I bet he'll get a prison tattoo yo send it savage bro
No he wouldn’t he would get bummed and beaten up for being an irritating prick who thinks he is a bad man when in reality he is a middle class muppet.
 
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He could go for like a day and vlog it and make a thumbnail for the video THEN be bailed out
 
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Any bets the ramp will go the same way as all the other crap he accumulates in his garden. They've probably not put preservative on the wood, so after a bit of harsh weather it'll probably just collapse, hopefully when they're all on it
 
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It looks like a nice haven for wildlife underneath. Gonna be all sorts living under there and he'll be scared to go near it
Looking forward to the, "huge wasp nest under my ramp" vlog.
 
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I’ve already got James Charles
Maybe James could try to turn Alfie? He's all about masculine straight guys. Alfie would do it, think of the views.

It looks like a nice haven for wildlife underneath. Gonna be all sorts living under there and he'll be scared to go near it
Looking forward to the, "huge wasp nest under my ramp" vlog.
I'd be worried about rats. Looks like a structure that's ment for inside. If only he lived near a city that had several skate ramps... That one structure will get pretty boring very soon.
 
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Will be rat heaven. My mums neighbour put a wooden terrace thing down and it attracted loads of them.

Surprise surprise. Alfie is sitting at the top of the ramp whilst filming joe skate. And then you’ve got little Morgan third wheeling the two couples.

Can someone please tell alfie how lame he is, actually want to scream haha
 
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