I’m known for eating snacks in bed from time to time, if I’m watching a film in bed or whatever. But then it doesn’t matter because there isn’t anyone next to me sadly. But an entire meal in bedBig Alf’s back eating a full cooked meal in their bed again,I honestly refuse to believe that anything other then eating,editing and sleeping happens there
Sry for the pic spam that’s about to followAlfie trying to "pull a Kanye" and get Zoe to dress in his shit merch
Lol and when your recieve. the merch you get a letter to your future self]
I thought that as well tbh,it was Zoes body language and facial expressions that gave it away.She just such a mean girl who never grew out or her high school bitch phase and still has the mentality of a teenage girl who has to be the prettiest, most funny,best relationship etc.Anyone see zalfies Q&A last night, real shade been thrown at Joe and Dianne.
Zalfie saying they would never do, a couples channel or use their relationship for views and that they will only ever do separate projects, like they would never do Zalfie merch.
Which is fair enough they haven't done a channel together, but was they body language and the tone they were talking in, made really seem like they were definetely making a not so subtle dig.
Both are probably fuming over Chewton Glen getting Joe and Dianne to do the Chelsea flower show
It's not really about what they said, cause yes they have said it for years. It's the way in which they said, their body language and their facial expressions l, which really looked like a dig at Joe.They’ve been saying the same 5 things about their relationship for ages now, but now it’s shade because Joe does some of the things they’re on about? Lmao It is what it is in my opinion.
He definitely did say that and now he’ll be advertising it like crazy as I assume nobody will actually want to buy that shit.I swear he said some where he wouldn’t be constantly advertising ‘futureself’ As it’s a brand not mech but everything time I go on Instagram it’s put up a story about it....
It is hilarious how hung up Alfie is on Marcus' girlfriend. He doesn't even try to hide it. I know Zoe's mentioned in either a vlog or IG story that they don't check each other's phone but she definitely shouldn't be giving Alfie the complete benefit of the doubt...Sry for the pic spam that’s about to follow
But you can tell alfie is dying for Zoe to look more like marcus his gf
He would love for Zoe to wear yeezy’s and over sized sweaters in a fashionable way
Like this (prob why he is always liking her pics aswell)
But then there is Zoe
And those “oversized” pants
There is a way as a skinny girl to wear those
Like this for instance
^^ that is baggy but still fits
Idk wtf Zoe is thinking wearing pants like diapers
But then again this is the same chick that posted this outfit and thought she was the most fashionable girl around
Thinking about it more and watching it back I think this is how I feel about it.It's not really about what they said, cause yes they have said it for years. It's the way in which they said, their body language and their facial expressions l, which really looked like a dig at Joe.
Maybe it wasn't directed at Joe, but as Zoe and Alfie always have to feel superior, always want to be seen as the most successful business people and want to be the "It" couple. There is precedence of them freezing out and making passive aggressive comments about anyone who pops this bubble. So its not exactly a big step to see them trying to this to Joe.
Only problem is Joe is now known in mainstream, he is getting gigs mainstream media and he doesn't depend on Zoella for clickbait anymore. And Dianne has her own friends, life and career and has never used or depended on Zoe for anything. So this will have absolutely no effect on Joe and Dianne.
But Zoe may find that Joe isn't going to continue to be supportive, isn't going to make an effort to visit or isn't going to go along with her childish holidays and parties anymore, if her and Alfie continue with their playground behaviour. Maybe Joe cutting ties with Zoe might be a wake up call for her to grow up, probably not, she will just continue the pretense that she is girl boss, queen of yt and act as though Joe never existed.
Its licherally because he watched Mid-90s a few weeks ago. His tiny malleable brain is extremely impressionable.Not sure if the whole flame thing is cool or horrendous, it’s a fine line....
No fine line Alfie, they are shit.
Also, this whole thing felt like a vans ad to me???
The new shoes thing, then going to vans for socks???
And why’s he trying to pretend he’s suddenly a skate boy. He’ll be again around with Chris Ingham again before we know it
Actually think playing a card game in a restaurant is just straight up fucking rude. A pub yeah, but at a meal? Money does not buy any class
I embrace the rain and don’t rush.... that’s why your always whinging your cold and Ill.
Just can’t with this nobhead. Grade a wanker
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