Alfie Deyes #3 Definitely NOT Gifted
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Who was it that coined the term "dementors hoover"? was that here or GG? thanks for cracking me up tonight again by bringing up Poppy's knack for killing all joy, I really needed it!!
Pathetic, it's the content thats the issue but people like him and Louise just can't accept it. It's algorithm based now, not 2014 anymore. They had it easy back then but instead see it as being hard done by now.
Double post but this was back in 2014 and he's not changed at all.
04 September 2014, 12:50pm
Vain and Inane: The Rise of Britain's head Vloggers
The vanilla teens are coming, with their radio shows and book deals.
https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/nnq9ed/vloggers-are-the-death-of-entertainment-194
This is so awkward, especially the audience members
04 September 2014, 12:50pm
Vain and Inane: The Rise of Britain's head Vloggers
The vanilla teens are coming, with their radio shows and book deals.
https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/nnq9ed/vloggers-are-the-death-of-entertainment-194
This is so awkward, especially the audience members
The The Crew thing was the most awkward, cringey, terrible thing ever. I’d forgotten all about that until you posted that.
Trying to make himself relevant via Tom syndicate now. Who by the way is just as annoying as Alfie but in a completely different way
Thought Alfie was sooopppper busy
Thought Alfie was sooopppper busy
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It looks so dated, hard to believe it was only 2014.
The opening title doesn't even make sense "4 guys explore all things girl, the crew".
Hold the front page
Alfie is actually walking the dog on an actual lead and it's not in their garden. Nala must be bewildered by it all
. Of course, Zoe isn't there, she'll be having a nap
Alfie is actually walking the dog on an actual lead and it's not in their garden. Nala must be bewildered by it all
. Of course, Zoe isn't there, she'll be having a nap
trampoline skateboard lmao how old is he again? 9?
Seshing? Is he trying to make that a word?
Will be his next line of merch.
You know that merch he drops every month... for like 2 months... the nothing....
Oh by the way. Why does he do skateboard tricks on a trampolene, with no wheels on the skateboard... what’s he gonna done when his ramp arrives. Oh I know, get people like Ryan Taylor over who can actually use it
Let's hope he's dragged accordingly like the Grauniad did
Well him and Zoe don't appear to be doing something about it
. They do zilch
It sounds like they're all desperate to get together and suck each other off
Why not just start a group WhatsApp convo instead of doing it all on bloody Twitter?
I think this is one of the things that infuriates me the most about them,they literally have all the money in the world,flexible ‘jobs’ and yet do nothing like literally duck all.Like i’d kill to have the opportunities that they do.
I know travellings not for everyone but these two bang on about all the places they want to go yet go nowhere.Remeber zoes post at the start of the year about cities she wanted to visit,yeah I doubt that will be happening.And when they do go anywhere they take their entourage with them which definitely puts an end to any romantic couples holidays as we all know they can never be left alone to enjoy one another’s company.
Alfie’s all talk as well saying he wants to visit all these different places.He answered a question saying he’d love to travel across asia but can’t due to work commitments,like surely going on a trip would actually be great content for his vlogs and would up his views etc.
- Starts by showing his G7X broken and he's using Zoes ---- "My camera is more broken now, and I've been holding off buying a new one, but I need to know" --- why is trying soo hard to be relatable? Like he isn't a millionaire, who will just sign this off as a business expense? Alfie, you are putting a goddamn skating halfpipe in your garden for shits & giggles, you can easily afford a new camera
- He made new custom vans --- was it just me who had to check the video description that it wasn't a #AD (it wasn't) -- but you know how shady he be
- The shoes he made look like a 11 year old trynna be cool by adding a flame [he wants subs to design a pair he will wear too, I thought he would let his subs design a pair he would GIVE to them but nahh)
- Banging on about the "launch" of "FUTURES ELF" [Next thread please lol]
- He went to Nandos with Zoe, Dave and Morgan who had just come back from Bali AND Japan (how much is Alfie paying Morgan??)
- Alfie filming even more mundane footage "Dave has never had Nandos hummus"
- In Nandos they played that card game - "Golf" [can they not hold a fcking convo without cards]
- They went to a sports store and Zoe tried rinsing Alfie "I don't buy tit and never use it". Alfie answered with "I bought a tent, used it twice and still have it all folded up in the basement"
- Zoe filmed Alfie in the coffee shop, he spotted someone dropped their hat and the barista ran after the person to give it back [I only noted this as he could of edited that out, but I guess he wanted to look like the "good guy"]
- OMG ZOES HAIR LOOKS SOOOOO BADDDDD --- I had to say
- "Today has been so productive. We both worked a lot through Easter and didn't have much time off. We had a video shoot on Saturday and another on Monday" -- they legit do the bare minimum and give each-other hi5s
- Zoe moaning "I haven't been vlogging because I have been loving instastory"
- Kitchen chats were Alfie and Zoe basically moaning they can't do more than 1 thing at once and hating Youtube.
- Alfie: "Like I can't be doing YT videos, learning the piano, rock-climbing"
- Zoe "Instastories feels like what Youtube use to be, Instastories get more views more than my Youtube videos...I don't feel I fit on YT anymore. Insta has a lovely community. YT is just CONTENT CONTENT CONTENT"
- LOL at Alfie saying "kick negative people out of your life" -- Zalfie should kick each other out
Honestly don’t know how you managed to watch all the video, I gave up.
I also thought it was a VANS advert, with the custom shoes and then going to buy VANS socks.
Playing cards in Nando’s, he had just said Morgan had just come back from Asia, so surely that would've be been a perfect topic on conversation over food. Not playing a card game that Alfie described as “licherally the best game”.
And Alfie had yet another mouth ulcer. He always seems to have them. He should really try to do something about that to try and stop getting them so often.
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