Alfie Deyes #3 Definitely NOT Gifted

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Oohthedrama

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I love the summary @GossWhore
My favourite bit of the vlog however.

“Whenever it rains I like to do this thing. Where I walk, and I (wait for it )
breath and I act like it’s not raining.
Embracing it, walking slowly..
you’re not gonna get much more wet,
and just like, not letting it effect your mood I suppose.”

To quote on of Alfie’s fav’s


GossWhore said:
LOL at Alfie saying "kick negative people out of your life" -- Zalfie should kick each other out
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He’s such a patronising idiot!!!
“I unfollowed every meme account that I follow”
I would spend an hour and a half a day, on the toilet, looking at memes.
Instantly, I had more time in my day.”

(And I assume the haemorrhoids are clearing up by now too you little weirdo )
 
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Horatio

The part where they were standing in the kitchen of their mansion talking so seriously about how you can’t possibly do insta stories and vlogging on the same day because it would be too much work was truely staggering.

The vans thing was weird too it was sooo much like an ad, I also looked for it. He reminded viewers to check it out at the end of the video and everything. Is he trying to get a deal? Isn’t that what business development managers are for?

Also his ability to ramble and over explain the simplest things will never not be annoying. Example , the chat about leaving comments and how he reads them or most of them and so leave one or ask a question even and he’ll try to answer it or he won’t answer a question if you don’t ask one....I don’t know how much is purre manipulation to make the videos longer (and therefore containing more ads) and how much is actual stupidity.
 
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black ripped skinnies

Such a lie, it is a bad ombre, it's not blended through at all. There's a solid band between the brown and the blonde ffs

Also, Yo Alfie. My baby bro had a proper sick shirt that would match those vans! It was black with flames on it. If I find it out shall I send it?
Only thing is, I think he might have left it in the 90s
 
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bazinga!

Zo needs a new hairdresser .. and Alfie needs more greens in his diet, a good feed of beans (and not the type he seems to enjoy on pizza) will do wonders.
 
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jammy

"I've got the worst ulcer in the world. I'm in so much pain". Grow up you fuckin man child.
 
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boredjess

OMG he sat on his shit for an hour & half to look at memes and hide away from Zoey daily. EEWWWWWW
 
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boredjess

He has dropped his merch

And in the promo clip, shows how you can DIY his basic as ass hoodie into a cropped hoodie, by cutting it up..



this is how Alf looks like now on his toilet without memes to look at
 
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Oohthedrama

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SAM DID IT AGAIN.
If you have a healthy hair follicle...... don’t worry, by the end of the day she’ll dye it and fry it to a crisp
God love Alfie and his list of excuses

boredjess said:
He has dropped his merch

And in the promo clip, shows how you can DIY his basic as ass hoodie into a cropped hoodie, by cutting it up..
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this is how Alf looks like now on his toilet without memes to look at
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You can DIY it into recycling by chucking it in the bin
 
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GossWhore

Alfie trying to "pull a Kanye" and get Zoe to dress in his shit merch

Lol and when your recieve. the merch you get a letter to your future self
 
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cherry198

GossWhore said:
Alfie trying to "pull a Kanye" and get Zoe to dress in his shit merch

Lol and when your recieve. the merch you get a letter to your future self
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WTF happened to Zoes style.She used to always be well dressed for the most part like personally it wasn’t for me as it was very ‘cutesy’ but she had her own distinct style.Zoe 2/3 years ago wouldn’t have been seen dead in trainers like those and I believe it’s Alfies influence more than anything.
 
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emmer_moans

I actually liked her TopShop Disco pants days, and peter pan collars, she definitely had a "look" then. Now it's always the "10am-and-I-just-woke-up-because-the post-man-was-knocking-on-the-door-on-Saturday-slouch-vibes" look. No hate, that's me at the weekends

Alf wants to be Kayne so bad.
 
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GeorgiaLucy

Zoe can't leave me alone.

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I'm not a Zoe fan at all but I felt sorry for her here and she really did have a point. He has a whole other building at the bottom of the garden dedicated to his work and also an office building but he decides to edit in the bedroom and tells her she can't be there. He really is a self entitled dick, they suit each other well.
 
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Mayday

I did too, she always looked kind of put together even if she was wearing disco pants with a baggy sweatshirt and vans.
 
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Blerghhhhhh

Whats this Future Self clothing about?? Is it a group of people making this or is it just his merch? I swear i saw something in Urban Outfitters or somewhere that said "future self" on it a few months ago am I having de ja vu??

Is this a different project to Pointless Blog(aka trying so hard to be Golf Wang)?? (referring to the colourful embroidered "The PB Club" t shirt and backpack etc)



sorry for deleting and reposting i was trying to say 2 separate things and it kept merging into one post?!?
 
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cherry198

Big Alf’s back eating a full cooked meal in their bed again,I honestly refuse to believe that anything other then eating,editing and sleeping happens there
 
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