Alfie Deyes #3 Definitely NOT Gifted
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Exactly, same old same old
. Bloody hell they're a pair of boring twats. Old before their time
. Bloody hell they're a pair of boring twats. Old before their time
They literally seem unable to sit and chat to one another or go out for a meal and be able to hold a conversation without some kind of propExactly, same old same old
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And yet to some people they are #goalz
Because playing cards is easier than having an actual conversation with your friends over lunch/dinner.
I was at a pub in Brighton a few weeks ago and Poppy and Sean were there with a small group of friends and they all looked absolutely miserable sitting in silence. And Zalfie weren't even there to kill the mood even more!
Poppy could probably suck the joy out of anything and anyone, I can’t stand her constant whining when she appears in Zalfie vlogs.
Oh no, had their batteries all died?
Merch store. Who’s the random girl? He thinks they look edgy AF doesn’t he
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I thought the goal was to sell merchandise not turn people off from buying his ugly overpriced basics. Alfie looks like he lost a bet in which he has to wear his ugly merch and struggle pose.
He looks like Nala in that picture. Constantly miserable and wishing for a speedy death. That Zoe impact...
He looks like Nala in that picture. Constantly miserable and wishing for a speedy death. That Zoe impact...
He actually does look like Nala in that picture 
He just has the knack for making everything tit.
So that's what he's renamed the merch shop to, the guy that does zero investment in personal or professional development.
His last merch was bad, but this wordart design looked tit even back in the 90s.
His last merch was bad, but this wordart design looked tit even back in the 90s.
Quite ironic. It's like FUTURES ELF, which it is for him, the amount of times his girlfriend watches that film
I'm repeating everything that's been said about this awful typefont (it's not a design it's just a font)
As someone german said (can't find your name @nai?) Esel is prominent and that means ass in German.
As someone german said (can't find your name @nai?) Esel is prominent and that means ass in German.
Every time I see Alfie all i think is how much he looks like a foot.
Ooooo I won't be able to sleep tonight for the excitement of it... he's got chalk on his hat. That's about as wild as his life gets
. That's about as wild as his life gets
If you're gonna complain about YouTube. At least get your facts straight.
Happy this Tyler person schooled him in his faux outrage.
Happy this Tyler person schooled him in his faux outrage.
He’s honestly such a bleeping twit. He’s looking for any excuse as to why his views have dropped dramatically,despite proclaiming several times that he doesn’t care about numbers and pointing the finger at literally anything and anyone else but himself.If you're gonna complain about YouTube. At least get your facts straight.
Happy this Tyler person schooled him in his faux outrage.
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