Alex Simpson

[Sophie92]

Guys we better all pray Alex finds her motivation tomorrow and manages to make it to the gym with such a busy schedule
If she’s not even managing to go to the gym wtf is she doing all day?!

 

[willawallawooh]

She’s had a super tough day answering yet ANOTHER Q&A and shilling that hair gummy shite...

 

[MissTeddy]

Imagine being a 30 year old adult who lazes around all day. I literally never stop from the moment i wake up - life is so hectic. Work, school run, meal prep, etc … and funnily enough I don‘t find the time to fake tan each day.
Shes such an overgrown child, I can’t imagine her as a parent!

 

[MarriotBonvoy]

What would you even talk about to your partner if you stay home all day especially if you don’t cook or clean etc
Generally speaking- not trying to be horrible

 

[goldrings111]

What would you even talk about to your partner if you stay home all day especially if you don’t cook or clean etc
Generally speaking- not trying to be horrible

Auds being 61

 

[Blahblahahaaa77]

Instagram . I’ve seen her once and that’s literally all she talked about

 

[MissTeddy]

What would you even talk about to your partner if you stay home all day especially if you don’t cook or clean etc
Generally speaking- not trying to be horrible

She is literally the embodiment of her favourite song … “I don’t cook, I don’t clean, but let me tell you how I got this ring…”

 

[MarriotBonvoy]

She is literally the embodiment of her favourite song … “I don’t cook, I don’t clean, but let me tell you how I got this ring…”

I just googled the lyrics! Ewwwwwewwwww

 

[LoXLo]

She literally has all the time and money in the world but isn’t planning her wedding, she’s so lazy, no doubt Kieran will be planning it all.

 

[Sophie92]

The wedding thing really strikes me as odd. Why on earth would you not be planning a wedding when you literally have nothing else to do?! Makes me think there’s a fishy reason why

 

[goldrings111]

The wedding thing really strikes me as odd. Why on earth would you not be planning a wedding when you literally have nothing else to do?! Makes me think there’s a fishy reason why

Definitely hates him and just uses him for his cooking

 

[Rainbow1]

Anyone else cringe at her traffic rant

 

[Ashbash9915]

Definitely hates him and just uses him for his cooking

Definitely with him for those Hermes sandals he wears consistently

 

[MissTeddy]

Lols Alex, you were in a traffic jam. Are you genuinely that sheltered that you can’t cope with traffic ?

 

[xxheidiandparisxx]

She was pathetically dramatic about the traffic

 

[MarriotBonvoy]

Get the train?

 

[Nellyellie]

She’s so pathetic. Cringing so hard for Princess Alex who has had to leave the house without Kiiiiie and Auds (61).
New iphone won’t charge in the Range Rover. My heart bleeds

bleep

 

[whoareyouu]

She’s so pathetic. Cringing so hard for Princess Alex who has had to leave the house without Kiiiiie and Auds (61).
New iphone won’t charge in the Range Rover. My heart bleeds

bleep

Imagine having to do that every day for work eh!

Never mind that there may have been a huge accident and people hurt.

 

[questionmarc12]

The wedding thing really strikes me as odd. Why on earth would you not be planning a wedding when you literally have nothing else to do?! Makes me think there’s a fishy reason why

I don’t think they even like each other you know. Remember when he had covid and she locked him in the spare bedroom? That was quite something

 

[Sophie92]

Remember that up until a while ago most of us didn’t even know she had a boyfriend. She kept him totally secret for years and then would post cryptic answers when people asked if she was single