Alex Simpson #3 She’s incapable of doing anything without Auds (61) 🫠

[sodreamy]

Guys Alex has a MAJOR rash! 🥱

 

[whoareyouu]

Oh god here we go. Maybe it’s her beloved Prosecco.

 

[Loveitme]

Guys Alex has a MAJOR rash! 🥱

can someone call 111 asap please?!!

 

[armyofone]

Oh god here we go. Maybe it’s her beloved Prosecco.

Maybe it's the new house?

 

[Say what?]

She's just put up a picture of the other side of the kitchen and it looks so small. For what looks like a huge house from the outside, the kitchen's tiny. Also looks very similar to how she had the kitchen in the old house - can't of taken very long to pick the design for that room!

 

[Rainbow1]

She's just put up a picture of the other side of the kitchen and it looks so small. For what looks like a huge house from the outside, the kitchen's tiny. Also looks very similar to how she had the kitchen in the old house - can't of taken very long to pick the design for that room!

It’s bizarre isn’t it! Like I know Alex can barely function as an adult but thought KieCooks would have wanted a better kitchen? Design/looks aside (which I don’t rate at all!) there’s literally minimum worktop space?! Just the island as either side of sink is tiny
Like you say for the size of house/money I expected more

 

[TeaTime93]

How anyone allows her to be a brand partner for makeup is beyond me. She's shocked her foundations creased in the heat when she didnt set it with powder & she's blending concealer with a dry manky beauty blender.

 

[whoareyouu]

It’s bizarre isn’t it! Like I know Alex can barely function as an adult but thought KieCooks would have wanted a better kitchen? Design/looks aside (which I don’t rate at all!) there’s literally minimum worktop space?! Just the island as either side of sink is tiny
Like you say for the size of house/money I expected more

I’m not being sarcastic when I say this, my 3 bed poor man’s new build has more counter space than her McMansion

 

[MarriotBonvoy]

So I had to download Instagram because I felt like I was missing out, but she actually did say a massive rash
I could not even see anything ?!

can you imagine if her or are her family members God forbid was struck down with a serious illness.

 

[Rubydoo70]

I’ve come to the conclusion that Alex is an absolute drip!!

 

[Rainbow1]

Jokingly complaining about the dog going on the carpets why don’t they get a stairgate I mean of course that wouldn’t fit the aesthetic

 

[Stephanie_lane_sl]

Not being funny but what does Alex actually do everyday apart from drink prosecco in the same glass?

 

[Blahblahahaaa77]

If you go on her tagged photos on the home account the builder has overshared!

 

[MissTeddy]

If you go on her tagged photos on the home account the builder has overshared!

whats the builders account?

 

[ttg111]

If you go on her tagged photos on the home account the builder has overshared!

There’s a full walk through of the house do you think the other house behind is her parents? Also enjoyed the #millionpoundhomes

 

[MissTeddy]

There’s a full walk through of the house do you think the other house behind is her parents? Also enjoyed the #millionpoundhomes

which of her pics has the tag?

 

[MarriotBonvoy]

They can’t surely be worth £1 million if it’s in that location .isn’t it in the middle of nowhere?

 

[Pepper2424]

Lurker here so shocked by how small the kitchen is in comparison to the rest of the house! The old kitchen she had actually seemed miles bigger

 

[Ashbash9915]

There's not enough light in the rooms for me. Also seems like it's a bit of a rectangle like you can't walk right around the staircase when you get upstairs? Also a bathroom with no window -hate that, assuming that will be the guest bathroom though but even the main bathroom the window is like a porthole

 

[whoareyouu]

They can’t surely be worth £1 million if it’s in that location .isn’t it in the middle of nowhere?

You can’t change the fact that it’s like a mile away from the most deprived places in the country.