A literal 2 bed apartment would've been more than enough for them
Alex Simpson #3 She’s incapable of doing anything without Auds (61) 🫠
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Probably wouldn’t be enough room for all the crap she has.
Two of us live in a 3 bed new build semi. Often think of getting a bigger house and then realise that we don’t need it and half the time it’s just a status symbol.
ive lit a candle hunPoor poor Alex, the basin of her spare en-suite is off centre! Please join me in praying for her
Ha yes! Why’s it not grouted at the side but done in the middle?!
It can’t be finished? How bloody naff
It looks shite. Same marble tiles as she had in the last place though I suppose this is the ‘spare en-suite that will never be used’
How’s she getting gigs with Lookfantastic? I’ve never seen her shill them or her recommend anything they would sell?
they give out codes to almost anyone ive noticed but yeah theyre scraping the barrel a bit
Nicki Minaj in London though!
thats of she can fit in 'how to do a bun' into her busy schedule !Doing what at the house for 6 hours. Shes not a builder. Why is she pretending that sitting telling people what to do and picking paint samples is anywhere close to a jobcan't wait for her 5 day series, how to style your hair when you're unemployed
I mean doing a bun is such an intricate and time consuming process.Hope you find the time Alex hun x
I’m also confused about why they spend so much time there cleaning?Doing what at the house for 6 hours. Shes not a builder. Why is she pretending that sitting telling people what to do and picking paint samples is anywhere close to a job
Like their not living there and building work still going on so what exactly is there to clean?!
She’s genuinely nuts.
Home girl needs to lessen on the lip filler and Botox. It’s starting to age her.
bun tutorial
Someone call the press. She’s had an Indian. Wild.
With RED WINE!
i remember when our oldest was around 15 years old - she'd message us to say " guess what - I tried some fish/meat/veg today!!!" ... all excited because she'd eaten something new. Alex is in her 30s ... its just embarrassing.
I can’t believe no one has told her to get a grip. She’s so infantile. She has a meltdown at the most basic of things. It’s like she’s cosplaying being an adult.
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I can’t believe no one has told her to get a grip. She’s so infantile. She has a meltdown at the most basic of things. It’s like she’s cosplaying being an adult.
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I can’t believe no one has told her to get a grip. She’s so infantile. She has a meltdown at the most basic of things. It’s like she’s cosplaying being an adult.
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