Bloody hell, not the tap for the en-suite being stolen … how will she cope?
Alex Simpson #3 She’s incapable of doing anything without Auds (61) 🫠
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First world problemssss.
You just know the go to the gym and do a casual pedal on the bike for a hour
Or a stroll on the treadmill
Take selfies in the mirror…
Her privilege is showing.
Not eating a McDonald’s cos it’s cold. Shot it in the microwave like everyone else.
I can’t believe she posts half the tit she does. This is a woman approaching her mid 30s.
is she mad ? how will she ruin it more ? its a tiny mud mark it will literally be gone in the washGiving it to her mam to wash cos she’ll ruin it more?!
It’s a bit of mud, put it in wash and it magically disappears
Can’t see her ever having kids, how would she cope with the poo/wee/suncream/fruit stains?!
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Shes not right man,what will she do when Auds can no longer do the most basic things for her .She is 30 odd year old! Good luck to her if she has kids ,cant imagine her coping with the aftermath of giving birth,when your kids are ill or even just basic every day life tbh
Just put it in the bloody washing machine - what the duck is wrong with her that she can't wash mud off a dressing gown???
What's she going to do when she had a baby that does a poonami - honestly think she'll have a nervous break down.
What's she going to do when she had a baby that does a poonami - honestly think she'll have a nervous break down.
Why didn’t she wipe the dogs paws as soon as they came into the house?
like a normal person
Honestly shes a sandwhich short of a picnicMeanwhile us regular 30 odd year olds are washing stains from clothes whilst also working an actual job, looking after kids, caring for pets, running a house, cooking meals and everything on top. She is absolutely pathetic.
It’s a white bleeping towelling dressing gown. Put the fucker on a 60 wash with a bit of vanish and you’re golden. Jesus Christ man.
I don’t think it’s helpful that Auds just does everything for her … she should have learned how to wash clothes about 20 years ago 
it’s so cringe. Surely no one looks at her stories when she posts things like that and thinks “I want to be like that.” No wonder her followers never increase.I don’t think it’s helpful that Auds just does everything for her … she should have learned how to wash clothes about 20 years ago
omg can’t wait guys ! Alex’s shade of hair colour is keeping me alive.
Big week … how will she cope!