When you're a home-schooled moron from bum-duck Mississippi, well...
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He feels he has to say something, because if Disney gets a whiff of him letting her think he might be a cast member in any way, he knows he will get in big trouble.
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Here's a great callback from the subreddit:
I guess he only meant DragonCon because he's gone to every date stamped certain-day event in his universe so far in 2024.
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When and if (and that's a big "if") Adam ever travels internationally, he's mentioned a Disney cruise, I think he responded favorably to Disneyland Paris and/or Tokyo suggestions, but I bet he also gets these emails from "Adventures By Disney" that have special booking windows for DVC members. I wonder if because it's Disney he would feel comfortable doing something like this - probably not, unless he was escorted by one of his "friends", but:
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It's called carb loading. Adam's just starting VERY early!
It is called Amazon , where you can buy many different sizes & colors of shorts & basically get them the next day
Someone probably looked at David a long time ago and predicted he'd end up in the gutter, as in these screen grabs from JoJo something or rather. What an embarrassment to oneself to behave like this in a public place. I can appreciate the ardent zeal one has as a fan of something, liking things for what they are, but this type of fanatical unhinged buffoonery is just loathsome. Yeah, we blew a ton of cash to go to Disney, and lookie, there's a sketchy woman splayed in the walkway, and hey, you can look right up his ugly short orange pants and see his crotch. This paunchy pasty Peter Pan is the embodiment of everything wrong with Disney adults.
I'm so glad to see that he's proving accurate all the times I said in jest that he looked like he just crawled out of a gutter.
"The City Connect Release is finally here", he says, as if he's been waiting months for it when it was only announced by the team 3 days ago.
Yes, it's time for Adam to pretend to be from Tampa Bay, or to care about the city of Tampa Bay, or to have some connection to Tampa Bay other than attending baseball games 5-6 times a year there, as he celebrates the City Connect merchandise release of the Tampa Bay Rays. As always, more excited about merch than baseball.
Adam then announces that, having driven to Tampa 4 whole times so far this year (3 Spring Training games and then Opening Day), that he's "really tired" of doing the drive over and back in one day. Traffic on I-4 is just getting worse and worse, he says, so going forward he will get a hotel EVERY TIME. What a hardship. He then says it's 70 miles from his house to St. Pete, "give or take". Google maps says Celebration to the Trop is 88 miles, which seems more than "give or take".
He is doing the intro in front of a billboard for the City Connect promotion and you can tell he really loves it because it's totally skate punk themed (lol) and the people depicted on it have bad sharpie tattoos just like Adam. He calls out the tats of the local area codes like he lives there, "You got the 813 right there."
Add another redundant phrase to the list: "complimentary free parking"
He loves this ad campaign because "it really embraces the skate community here in town", and we can all recall the many, many vlogs Adam has done where he's driven down to the Tampa/St. Pete area and delved deep into the local skate community, interviewing all the legends on the scene and getting tons of great footage. Oh, you don't remember that? Maybe because he's never really mentioned the skate community of Tampa before?
Now it's time to go handle all the merch, pick it up and read it/describe it when we can all see it. He picks up a zippered jacket that is "really nice" with a price tag of $225. Too bad the Rays didn't do this before he went to Milwaukee, eh? Adam moves on the caps and gosh, he may have to slum it and buy snapback caps instead of his usual expensive Mr. Moneybags fitted caps because he likes the designs on the snapbacks so much. Ultimately he refuses the buy the snapback hats, only expensive fitted hats are good enough for Adam.
He says this material hat is a "throwback style, the material is like a wool, I guess"
I guess Adam is unfamiliar with corduroy
He ends up dropping $250 on the merch. He didn't get the jacket he thought was so amazing, because frankly he hates jackets as a rule. He will barely pack or wear a ratty hoodie when he's really forced to, let alone take care of or bring along a nicer jacket. And again, so much for the contingent of people over on the subreddit who think he might be running out of money...
BTW, while Adam is wearing a Rays cap to this event, Mr. Appropriate T-Shirt chose to wear his Ed Roth "Rat Fink" t-shirt and not a Rays t-shirt, which seems to me has more of a connection to car culture than skate culture, but whatever. Time for the guy who is so scared of I-4 traffic to check into his hotel and show us his $250 worth of merch, which amounts to 3 t-shirts and 2 hats. Yes, for $250. MLB laughs all the way to the bank with this guy, just like Disney does. I guess his favorite player is Yandy Diaz now, because the one shirt he got with a player name on it is Yandy.
We then get YET ANOTHER situation where Adam looks up info on his phone, and seemingly does not have the ability to read it off camera and summarize it to his audience. Although he did read it off camera, he MUST show it on his phone to the audience and scroll while (poorly) reading it all over again for the benefit (not) of his viewers.
Adam is then just beside himself that they use a quote from Ian MacKaye from Fugazi and his favorite, Minor Threat, about skateboarding. DJ Kitty could now be found kidnapping real cats and serving them as food at the concession stands and Adam would probably let it slide because they quoted the guy from Minor Threat.
Adam has nothing to do, he's just waiting for the big City Connect party to start so he can meet some players, eat some food, and probably buy more merch. So he takes a walk. Of course the old pier pilings are "stanchions"
He's right there when the party starts at 5pm and he finds some shade while he complains about the heat.
Adam very, very excited to get a picture with Zach Eflin, a guy who was with the Rays last year, is obviously with the Rays this year, and might be with the Rays next year, but then he's probably gone. Zach is just realizing this party is open to the public, including the unhomed. Thumbs up!
Adam meets the non-DJ Kitty mascot, Raymond, and I'm sure the poor person in the costume really appreciates Adam's whining about the heat. He then goes up to the booth about the Rays new stadium, and says "this is what the supposed new stadium is going to look like" right in front of the guy manning the booth, lol. I guess Adam still isn't sure they're really building the stadium? Or that it will really look like the drawing?
Adam said "it was great to see DJ Kitty and Raymond together, rocking out" to the band. Really, he said it.
The attendance for this event seemed to be on par for a Thursday night home game for the Rays. There was so much going on, Adam lost interest and walked over to the water. He was distracted by this, which completely amazed him, kinda like mobile ordering
And then this guy shows up
Pete Fairbanks isn't sure what's scarier, his pitching so far this season or Adam's body odor. Thumbs up!
Adam then says, "I thought I was tall at 6'3", Pete must be 6'4" or 6'5"." If only there was some way to know, Adam, if only.
Adam returned to his hotel for just a bit, then after dark returned to the party to watch some skateboarding and the drone show, which was probably great looking but you'd have to find someone who documented it with a modern smartphone or a real camera because Adam's footage is hot fuzzy garbage. Here he manages to not get himself or the drones in focus, with the blank, serial-killer stare and the idiotic finger point to boot. Bravo!
PS: He mentioned getting a coffee. Unless I missed it, there was no mention of food. He documents the most trivial and inane things, but not what he ate at any point today? I guess we are just supposed to believe he didn't eat anything. I'm sure the Woovians do.
Yes, it's time for Adam to pretend to be from Tampa Bay, or to care about the city of Tampa Bay, or to have some connection to Tampa Bay other than attending baseball games 5-6 times a year there, as he celebrates the City Connect merchandise release of the Tampa Bay Rays. As always, more excited about merch than baseball.
Adam then announces that, having driven to Tampa 4 whole times so far this year (3 Spring Training games and then Opening Day), that he's "really tired" of doing the drive over and back in one day. Traffic on I-4 is just getting worse and worse, he says, so going forward he will get a hotel EVERY TIME. What a hardship. He then says it's 70 miles from his house to St. Pete, "give or take". Google maps says Celebration to the Trop is 88 miles, which seems more than "give or take".
He is doing the intro in front of a billboard for the City Connect promotion and you can tell he really loves it because it's totally skate punk themed (lol) and the people depicted on it have bad sharpie tattoos just like Adam. He calls out the tats of the local area codes like he lives there, "You got the 813 right there."
Add another redundant phrase to the list: "complimentary free parking"
He loves this ad campaign because "it really embraces the skate community here in town", and we can all recall the many, many vlogs Adam has done where he's driven down to the Tampa/St. Pete area and delved deep into the local skate community, interviewing all the legends on the scene and getting tons of great footage. Oh, you don't remember that? Maybe because he's never really mentioned the skate community of Tampa before?
Now it's time to go handle all the merch, pick it up and read it/describe it when we can all see it. He picks up a zippered jacket that is "really nice" with a price tag of $225. Too bad the Rays didn't do this before he went to Milwaukee, eh? Adam moves on the caps and gosh, he may have to slum it and buy snapback caps instead of his usual expensive Mr. Moneybags fitted caps because he likes the designs on the snapbacks so much. Ultimately he refuses the buy the snapback hats, only expensive fitted hats are good enough for Adam.
He says this material hat is a "throwback style, the material is like a wool, I guess"
I guess Adam is unfamiliar with corduroy
He ends up dropping $250 on the merch. He didn't get the jacket he thought was so amazing, because frankly he hates jackets as a rule. He will barely pack or wear a ratty hoodie when he's really forced to, let alone take care of or bring along a nicer jacket. And again, so much for the contingent of people over on the subreddit who think he might be running out of money...
BTW, while Adam is wearing a Rays cap to this event, Mr. Appropriate T-Shirt chose to wear his Ed Roth "Rat Fink" t-shirt and not a Rays t-shirt, which seems to me has more of a connection to car culture than skate culture, but whatever. Time for the guy who is so scared of I-4 traffic to check into his hotel and show us his $250 worth of merch, which amounts to 3 t-shirts and 2 hats. Yes, for $250. MLB laughs all the way to the bank with this guy, just like Disney does. I guess his favorite player is Yandy Diaz now, because the one shirt he got with a player name on it is Yandy.
We then get YET ANOTHER situation where Adam looks up info on his phone, and seemingly does not have the ability to read it off camera and summarize it to his audience. Although he did read it off camera, he MUST show it on his phone to the audience and scroll while (poorly) reading it all over again for the benefit (not) of his viewers.
Adam is then just beside himself that they use a quote from Ian MacKaye from Fugazi and his favorite, Minor Threat, about skateboarding. DJ Kitty could now be found kidnapping real cats and serving them as food at the concession stands and Adam would probably let it slide because they quoted the guy from Minor Threat.
Adam has nothing to do, he's just waiting for the big City Connect party to start so he can meet some players, eat some food, and probably buy more merch. So he takes a walk. Of course the old pier pilings are "stanchions"
He's right there when the party starts at 5pm and he finds some shade while he complains about the heat.
Adam very, very excited to get a picture with Zach Eflin, a guy who was with the Rays last year, is obviously with the Rays this year, and might be with the Rays next year, but then he's probably gone. Zach is just realizing this party is open to the public, including the unhomed. Thumbs up!
Adam meets the non-DJ Kitty mascot, Raymond, and I'm sure the poor person in the costume really appreciates Adam's whining about the heat. He then goes up to the booth about the Rays new stadium, and says "this is what the supposed new stadium is going to look like" right in front of the guy manning the booth, lol. I guess Adam still isn't sure they're really building the stadium? Or that it will really look like the drawing?
Adam said "it was great to see DJ Kitty and Raymond together, rocking out" to the band. Really, he said it.
The attendance for this event seemed to be on par for a Thursday night home game for the Rays. There was so much going on, Adam lost interest and walked over to the water. He was distracted by this, which completely amazed him, kinda like mobile ordering
And then this guy shows up
Pete Fairbanks isn't sure what's scarier, his pitching so far this season or Adam's body odor. Thumbs up!
Adam then says, "I thought I was tall at 6'3", Pete must be 6'4" or 6'5"." If only there was some way to know, Adam, if only.
Adam returned to his hotel for just a bit, then after dark returned to the party to watch some skateboarding and the drone show, which was probably great looking but you'd have to find someone who documented it with a modern smartphone or a real camera because Adam's footage is hot fuzzy garbage. Here he manages to not get himself or the drones in focus, with the blank, serial-killer stare and the idiotic finger point to boot. Bravo!
PS: He mentioned getting a coffee. Unless I missed it, there was no mention of food. He documents the most trivial and inane things, but not what he ate at any point today? I guess we are just supposed to believe he didn't eat anything. I'm sure the Woovians do.
The City Connect jersey/attire was announced a while back; my son had been excited about it for some time. There just wasn't a release date announced until recently.
Getting a hotel is absolutely ridiculous. Yeah, I-4 between Tampa and Orlando has spots where it sucks. Welcome to Florida. I live in Bradenton and I can't think of a time where it took me more than two hours to get to the Celebration area...usually 90 minutes or so. Such a hard life the Woo leads.
Getting a hotel is absolutely ridiculous. Yeah, I-4 between Tampa and Orlando has spots where it sucks. Welcome to Florida. I live in Bradenton and I can't think of a time where it took me more than two hours to get to the Celebration area...usually 90 minutes or so. Such a hard life the Woo leads.
I no longer live there but I lived in Highlands county when I first moved to Florida and drove to and from Tampa in one day. It never even occurred to me to get a hotel. I think the drive was a little over 2 hours. He really is a spoiled little baby.
DH and I go to Tampa a lot. Just went two weeks ago.
Never once do we get a room. Nor do the majority of people who drive from Orlando to Tampa and back every day.
When we drive back from Tampa, we're actually excited to see the Celebration exit bc we're like, "Ok, back in Orlando" (basically).
And I'm about 30 mins. north of Celebration, so we've got to go further east on I-4 to get to our exit and David can just get off at that point so, yeah, it's not that bad of a drive for him.
ETA: But is he referring to St. Pete as Tampa???... cuz it's not.
Oh, and I'd like to inform everyone that DH went into this bathroom shown below about 2 years ago and saw a homeless man washing his balls in the sink. And by balls, I don't mean baseballs.
It's also supposed to be haunted. I hope it haunts David the next time he goes in there by him seeing the man washing his balls.
Never once do we get a room. Nor do the majority of people who drive from Orlando to Tampa and back every day.
When we drive back from Tampa, we're actually excited to see the Celebration exit bc we're like, "Ok, back in Orlando" (basically).
And I'm about 30 mins. north of Celebration, so we've got to go further east on I-4 to get to our exit and David can just get off at that point so, yeah, it's not that bad of a drive for him.
ETA: But is he referring to St. Pete as Tampa???... cuz it's not.
Oh, and I'd like to inform everyone that DH went into this bathroom shown below about 2 years ago and saw a homeless man washing his balls in the sink. And by balls, I don't mean baseballs.
It's also supposed to be haunted. I hope it haunts David the next time he goes in there by him seeing the man washing his balls.
I didn't know where the event was but when you mentioned the bathroom, I know exactly where this is. And yeah, that is one nasty bathroom to be in an otherwise fairly nice area. It's a go-in-and-hold-your-breath bathroom.
Yeah, we were going to eat at Bella Brava (kinda across the street), and I chose to wait until we got there to go.
Hmm, I don't recall Adam mentioning it until recently. Hard to go back and look on his IG, since he posts 99.9% in his stories and then they disappear.
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Jay does mention to Adam that it's haunted, yes
He didn’t say Tampa. He said it’s 70 something miles “around there give or take” from his house to St Petersburg.
Yeah, MLB announced the nine teams who were getting City Connect jerseys back in February. Since it wasn't Spring Training time yet, Adam probably wasn't paying attention.
Ahh... OK.
Yeah, 70 miles is like an hour a change. Certainly not enough to get a room.
Plus, why on earth would he get a room when he could come home to his $500,000+ multi-level home in his beloved Celebration?
Or is he becoming like the Trackers now and he hates what he bought and would rather "live" in a hotel?
I was thinking that. I mean part of it is because he is lazy and he has money to burn but he is probably lonely in his 3 story home. There is no way he is happy. He’s approaching 50 with no real friendships, he likely feels like tit due to his poor eating habits and something definitely happened with Daphne on the last trip to California. I’m sure he hates being at home.
Especially after he spent 5 straight months at home and has suddenly been traveling a lot again.
So he will go to the game tonight I guess, then he'll be back home to don his jedi robes for May the 4th in his former favorite theme park. Maybe Sunday he go to Epcot for Cinco de Mayo?
Who knows, maybe Monday he will actually do something about starting to get TSA precheck or heaven forbid, obtaining his passport.
When I saw these pictures I honestly thought for a moment that the half marathon already took place and this was the end result.
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