Adam The Woo #17 Every Day Is A Cheat Day

[dirtnap101]

The nonsensical voice over while him and Tim Tracker rode Triceratops Spin was unnecessary. He was rambling manically. Just cut this part out of the vlog if you’re so concerned about copyright.

and he also chose this section to use as the thumbnail??? He should've used the picture of them acting scared on Dinosaur

 

[dirtnap101]

So in other words he isn't doing Jack crap to reach his alleged fitness goals or to prepare for the half marathon he foolishly signed up for.

I guess since the Dollar Store porno queen dumped his ass he's no longer motivated to get fit or impress her with his half marathon medal.

OK, so he's not doing that stuff, but I'm sure he's doing research on who his primary care physician will be, and checking out the reviews and ratings of dental offices in the area, asking friends and family who they go to and who they recommend, and setting up appointments. He wouldn't be paying a hefty monthly health insurance premium for nothing, would he?

 

[Mr Pewtey]

He goes into the Wizard gift shop and actually buys two Disney t-shirts, one Mickey and one Stitch.

Wait, are those shirts BOOTLEGS??

 

[ThereGoesTheMoney]

Hmm, I don't recall Adam mentioning it until recently. Hard to go back and look on his IG, since he posts 99.9% in his stories and then they disappear.
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Yeah, MLB announced the nine teams who were getting City Connect jerseys back in February. Since it wasn't Spring Training time yet, Adam probably wasn't paying attention.

 

[eatcherheartout]

Another interesting rumor that popped up yesterday & today on that same site is that Adam might be dating Savannah Boan. One of the people claiming this posted on there that they been seen together in public recently. Perhaps this is the reason for his renewed interest in working out and losing weight again.

I saw that (I do post over there as well) and I asked where the rumor came from and people are saying that they have been spotted around town together.
I don’t think they are dating. I think they may have been socializing as friends though because he did say she is the one who invited him out to check out the event.

 

[Kystar]

I would pay a large sum of money to have a picture of Adam in his dapper garb standing on the overpass (illegally) taking footage of the Mickey power pole.

Yes, he's wearing the running shoes (although he's now calling them "tennis shoes" just like he calls the Sauconys, as if the effort to run never happened) and check out those pants
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No idea why Greg's Gameroom is along when he has not dressed up at all. Adam is already complaining about the heat. Then he complains about the line for coffee. And of course he gets hot coffee in the Florida heat.

Adam just walks around and poses everywhere trying to twist the ends of his sad mustache and doing an evil laugh. He also talks to topiaries and Greg's Gameroom and Splorin Ryan do the character voices off camera. Makes you want to watch, right?

Adam tells almost everyone he meets that this is the first time he's worn suspenders. Here's the full shot Adam wants you to see, from a million miles away straight on with the dark background on his dark shirt:
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Guess what? Adam buys a Dapper Day pin. I know, unbelievable, right? He's so frugal and never spends money. It has an owl on it. He calls it a "hoo owl" and goes "hooooooo". It's hoot owl, buddy. Hoot.

He can't resist the Ben Franklin bifocals line. He also makes sure he hits up several young ladies there for dapper day. He really thinks he's actually dressed up fancy. Adam can't bear to wait the 30 minutes it would take to get into the DVC lounge for his sugar free drink. I believe this is the second time in a row he's tried to get in there and hasn't because he refuses to wait for it.

Instead, they eat in the Land and Adam says he will get macaroni salad. He ends up with this:
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He calls it shrimp and rice. He also got not one but two sides of macaroni/pasta salad:
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Also note the extra packets of soy sauce on Adam's tray. If he's eating like this on camera, you can imagine it's not any better off camera.
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Adam looks like someone dressed a homeless man with clothing they found in the dumpster behind a Party City or a some cheap costume store.

He once again doesn't drink soda by drinking soda at Club Cool for the 900th time, and still tries to get mileage out of the Beverly gag.

Adam says this is "the backside of dapper"
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Sorry folks, I'm just the reporter.

Of course he just had to do a deceiving selfie that makes him look “fit”

 

[Dillon21]

Wait, he was 22 in that pic?!?! I didn't even do the math. I seriously thought he was like 15 or something there! (and just tall).

So he's really never had any muscle tone whatsoever.

He was born in 74. I was born in March and he was in Aug. I had initially put 17 and forgot to change it and relooked at the photo and it said 1996. He looked 17 in the photo to me. But I can see 15.

Not to sound braggy, I know March to Aug is only 5 months. But I think I look alot better at 50 than he does for 50 (technically still 49).

He has filled out since 22, but not in a good way.

 

[ThereGoesTheMoney]

I didn't know where the event was but when you mentioned the bathroom, I know exactly where this is. And yeah, that is one nasty bathroom to be in an otherwise fairly nice area. It's a go-in-and-hold-your-breath bathroom.

 

[Kystar]

My Yankees beat the Rays

 

[dirtnap101]

Yep. I think that's the bottom line! He's just lazy. He can word it any way he wants, but the truth is he doesn't want to be bothered. The fake altruism (or whatever word may fit better here) is just so fucking annoying already with him.

Lazy is absolutely a gigantic factor. The hoops he creates to jump through to explain it though, along with many other behaviors, are mental health issues.

 

[DA Stella]

Maybe he'll wait until just before the half marathon and use it as an excuse to not participate. Doctor's orders!

 

[2020planner]

A couple of choice comments from today’s “date-stamped event”:

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tho im nvr gonna stahp saying TGIF still

---David, probably.

 

[Kystar]

Maybe a return to Orange County for Adam in a few years , just read that Disneyland got approved to do a $2 billion expansion

 

[Kystar]

Perhaps Adam should use one of his days at home to drive to the Trop and find out what's wrong with Yandy and Randy, I mean he's such a huge fan and all...maybe DJ Kitty knows?

2 out of 3 for the Yankees And Rays are in last place now , maybe Adam will jump off of the bandwagon now

 

[Collinson]

Another interesting rumor that popped up yesterday & today on that same site is that Adam might be dating Savannah Boan. One of the people claiming this posted on there that they been seen together in public recently. Perhaps this is the reason for his renewed interest in working out and losing weight again.

Adam only dates women half his age and covered in tattoos.

 

[What the What?!]

This whole thing reminds me of when Triumph the Insult Comic Dog went to a premier for Attack of the Clones.

"Lonely men who have never had sex. Not even with a Catholic priest."

"You've got your veritable pick of the litter, you can choose from all kinds of guys who have no idea how to please you."

"You're not breathing hard enough. Pretend you just ran 10 feet."

"And which one of these buttons calls your mother to come pick you up?"

Indubitably! Legendary Triumph! One of my favorite Conan O’Brien-Triumph videos! The Star Wars nerds of 20 years ago have now evolved into the illustrious bangers of plastic sticks cosplayers at comic cons of today!

 

[Lights Camera Action]

Adam is in for a big surprise if/when he visits Canada. He just might be denied entry.

"There are several reasons for the denial of entry into Canada. Firstly, an individual may be denied entry into Canada because of a lack of documentation of identification. This also applies to the insufficient identification of minors (children under 18). Other reasons may include having criminal convictions. "

 

[White Melk]

It was the buttcheek guy

Was it Adrian (Theme Park Express) from the line in FRE that goes "Prepare your buttcheeks" ...or was it another Adrian?

 

[eatcherheartout]

As Adam is filming to use on his FOR-PROFIT YOUTUBE CHANNEL, the guide is explaining that they "allow video only in small snippets FOR PERSONAL USE". Adam clearly left it in the vlog on purpose so viewers would know he was going against the rules.

Wow, he is sooo punk rock. So cool.

 

[dirtnap101]

watched the tampa Jay bday vlog out of curiosity. David will be livid if his boys don’t send him a new city logo top. You know David wants one badly. Jay is on their media list and fake fan boy must not be. Jay had a nice day with someone he loves and who does seem to love him despite her lack of affect at times. A dinner out he really liked, gifts he appreciated and a cake she bought for him from a good bakery. Jay shares a fond memory of his dad who passed a few years back. It was very touching really. David has nothing and no one. He is a shitty person IMO so you get what you sow. His 50th will be spent alone in a DVC resort yelling at folks with no Giggles in sight. I bet he had already bought two D23? three day tickets to include her but …….she saw the light and good for her!

He will ask SoCal/Tiki Jay or some other "friend" in SoCal who couldn't get a ticket to go with him, but yes, really he will be alone on his birthday even if he's surrounded by people. If he's still pretending with the Fit By Fifty by then, he will have a cheat weekend to end all cheat weekends.