I would pay a large sum of money to have a picture of Adam in his dapper garb standing on the overpass (illegally) taking footage of the Mickey power pole.
Yes, he's wearing the running shoes (although he's now calling them "tennis shoes" just like he calls the Sauconys, as if the effort to run never happened) and check out those pants
No idea why Greg's Gameroom is along when he has not dressed up at all. Adam is already complaining about the heat. Then he complains about the line for coffee. And of course he gets hot coffee in the Florida heat.
Adam just walks around and poses everywhere trying to twist the ends of his sad mustache and doing an evil laugh. He also talks to topiaries and Greg's Gameroom and Splorin Ryan do the character voices off camera. Makes you want to watch, right?
Adam tells almost everyone he meets that this is the first time he's worn suspenders. Here's the full shot Adam wants you to see, from a million miles away straight on with the dark background on his dark shirt:
Guess what? Adam buys a Dapper Day pin. I know, unbelievable, right? He's so frugal and never spends money. It has an owl on it. He calls it a "hoo owl" and goes "hooooooo". It's hoot owl, buddy. Hoot.
He can't resist the Ben Franklin bifocals line. He also makes sure he hits up several young ladies there for dapper day. He really thinks he's actually dressed up fancy. Adam can't bear to wait the 30 minutes it would take to get into the DVC lounge for his sugar free drink. I believe this is the second time in a row he's tried to get in there and hasn't because he refuses to wait for it.
Instead, they eat in the Land and Adam says he will get macaroni salad. He ends up with this:
He calls it shrimp and rice. He also got not one but two sides of macaroni/pasta salad:
Also note the extra packets of soy sauce on Adam's tray. If he's eating like this on camera, you can imagine it's not any better off camera.
Adam looks like someone dressed a homeless man with clothing they found in the dumpster behind a Party City or a some cheap costume store.
He once again doesn't drink soda by drinking soda at Club Cool for the 900th time, and still tries to get mileage out of the Beverly gag.
Adam says this is "the backside of dapper"
Sorry folks, I'm just the reporter.
Yes, he's wearing the running shoes (although he's now calling them "tennis shoes" just like he calls the Sauconys, as if the effort to run never happened) and check out those pants
No idea why Greg's Gameroom is along when he has not dressed up at all. Adam is already complaining about the heat. Then he complains about the line for coffee. And of course he gets hot coffee in the Florida heat.
Adam just walks around and poses everywhere trying to twist the ends of his sad mustache and doing an evil laugh. He also talks to topiaries and Greg's Gameroom and Splorin Ryan do the character voices off camera. Makes you want to watch, right?
Adam tells almost everyone he meets that this is the first time he's worn suspenders. Here's the full shot Adam wants you to see, from a million miles away straight on with the dark background on his dark shirt:
Guess what? Adam buys a Dapper Day pin. I know, unbelievable, right? He's so frugal and never spends money. It has an owl on it. He calls it a "hoo owl" and goes "hooooooo". It's hoot owl, buddy. Hoot.
He can't resist the Ben Franklin bifocals line. He also makes sure he hits up several young ladies there for dapper day. He really thinks he's actually dressed up fancy. Adam can't bear to wait the 30 minutes it would take to get into the DVC lounge for his sugar free drink. I believe this is the second time in a row he's tried to get in there and hasn't because he refuses to wait for it.
Instead, they eat in the Land and Adam says he will get macaroni salad. He ends up with this:
He calls it shrimp and rice. He also got not one but two sides of macaroni/pasta salad:
Also note the extra packets of soy sauce on Adam's tray. If he's eating like this on camera, you can imagine it's not any better off camera.
Adam looks like someone dressed a homeless man with clothing they found in the dumpster behind a Party City or a some cheap costume store.
He once again doesn't drink soda by drinking soda at Club Cool for the 900th time, and still tries to get mileage out of the Beverly gag.
Adam says this is "the backside of dapper"
Sorry folks, I'm just the reporter.
