Did you all know that you cannot be comfortable on a flight when wearing pants? Yes, a comfortable flight REQUIRES you to be wearing shorts, according to Adam The Woo.
Adam says he's doing it because when he gets back to Orlando he says it will be highs of "mid to
late 80's". Yes, not high 80's, he's so obsessed with that time period, that it even invades the weather forecast in his mind. You see, he's wearing shorts because he'll be out in warm weather at night for literally 5 minutes at the end of the day in Orlando.
He also announces he will be back home for
only 3 or 4 days (it can never be exact, of course) before he's off again, so I guess he's going to Milwaukee early, or he's flying somewhere else with some other things in mind and making his way to Milwaukee for the April 29-May 1 Rays vs Brewers series.
Adam confesses about Dubuque and the surrounding area that he "didn't even know much about this place before arriving", which was blatantly obvious from the quality of the content he produced while here.
Once again he mentions his passport. Says although he will be traveling "around
the US a lot the rest of the year", he will have some time at home in mid-May and that's when he will be working on getting his passport "and
next year some international travels, and
maybe later this year too." So with this word salad it's hard to tell if he's given up on Toronto and his "dream" of seeing the Rays in every other MLB stadium, or if he's just going to push that one stadium off until next season (that's my bet, he's too lazy to get it done this year). Then he says he doesn't want to start talking about 2025 in any way, shape, or form (even though he has talked about it many times in 2024, and even talked about it in 2023, and
literally just talked about it with international travel.
You know the drill for the rest of this, it's the usual "flight experience" vlog that you can color by numbers.
- Gas station
- self-pumping gas nozzle (someday Adam should pull up and not get out and see if the self-pumping gas nozzle can pump itself)
- car rental frowns upon returning the car without filling up>HE BUYS THE $3.94 ETHANOL GAS AGAIN
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- Iowa TSA rules recap, while looking at his socked feet
- Iowa airport coffee and all the boring, annoying minutiae he can find
- That's our gate, that's our plane
- shot of his feet in the first class seat
- shot of his first class drink (OJ instead of coffee, what a drastic change)
- shows his chewing gum and recaps why he chews it
- copious footage of takeoff, water glass, all snacks, more footage of clouds
- land in Dallas, documents every moment of the journey to the connecting flight gate
- HAS TO get the shot of the plane at the end of the jetway every time. That is OCD, like he thinks the plane will crash of he doesn't get that shot.
- Takeoff to Orlando
- same shots of water and snacks, and they get a vegetarian meal on this flight and neither have any idea what's in their meal, they play a guessing game, but I'll note Adam does NOT make a point of saying he won't eat the dessert this time.
- endless footage of clouds, then he gets his favorite footage of Orlando places he recognizes from the air as they approach for landing
- arrival in Orlando, The End
My award for the most pointless shot of the entire 35 minutes?
What is this? Look at me, I'm in first class, I can cross my legs? I wore shorts, look how comfortable I am? Self foot fetish?
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