It's the end of 2023 and Adam is, for the first time, trying mobile order at Starbucks. What a pioneer.
Did you all know the temporarily ice rink in Celebration isn't real, it's plastic? In case you missed the 90 times Adam mentioned it before, he's let us know again.
Just wandering around Celebration, showing every single thing he's ever shown before (except the live nativity). Every moving vehicle is greeted with the usual "here it coooooomes, pulling into the station". And Adam covers it the same way as every event in Celebration - he wanders around, it's too early, then he wanders around more waiting for things to happen. Go back and watch his Celebration Christmas kickoff, and other than the nativity show, it's exactly the same video.
I'm surprised Rev Jim didn't make it over for this event - it's got everything: Chick-fil-a, animal cruelty, reminding everyone what is the reason for the season. I wonder if Celebration does any Hanukkah celebrations? Any menorah lightings? No? Adam throws in some complaints about having to pay taxes, too.
Adam: "Three rings making up the three hidden Mickeys", uh no, the three rings make up one hidden Mickey, Adam.
The guy playing the census taker saw Adam's camera a million miles away and really turned it up to 10 for his performance. And here's a meal like Jesus would've eaten, complete with plastic utensils and a Heinz mustard packet:
I highly suggest watching just 15:39 to about 16:15 for quite the nonsensical stream of verbal diarrhea from Adam as he wanders with his food and gets distracted by literally everything he sees. Hard to believe this man makes a living talking into a camera with moments like this.
He has to go around the back of the church to find some quiet (can't have music in the background!) and eats his meal off the top of a bush. Yeah, that's right, on top of a bush. The lady selling the food calls the bread flatbread, Adam asks if it's like Naan, she says no, it's flatbread, and then Adam insists on calling it Naan because "it looks like the bread service at Animal Kingdom Lodge"
Adam on the lentil soup: "You can see the lentils in there and everything"
Then we move on to the show...and now I realize why Adam likes this event, because it's very much like what you'd see at The Holy Land theme park.
Most of the
LAST 10 MINS of the vlog is just all about the poor traffic situation in Celebration, and then in case you wanted to see some of the exact same nativity show from a different angle, he wanders back there and films it again. Could have been a tight 20 min vlog, and his editing choices just bloat it to almost 37 mins.