Adam the Woo #14 Tim Tracker, but with a penis! šŸ¤£

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All his cronies think heā€™s some great Christian c of todayā€™s video. tit, Iā€™m more Christian than him and Iā€™m basically an atheist
 
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Did we really need to see the whole presentation, and then the beginning of the next one, too?
I pretty sure I dosed off. My significant other fast forwarded to the end after a couple minutes after that part started.
 
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Once, many years ago, I found myself in a fast-food restaurant in a very small town and the line was very long. After waiting for what seemed like hours, I looked behind me and saw a guy dressed like Hendrix with at least 20 very out of date cameras hanging around his neck. Then I saw an old lady with over a dozen baby dolls she was pushing in a baby carriage and talking to. That's when I noticed the vans and handlers from a local mental institute. It was inmates day out. Could this be the sort of uneasy call for help feelings the unsuspecting families who encounter Mr. Woo and all the other insufferable assholes who invade children's parks and act like they own the place must deal with.
 
Of course one would expect such a good valued christian to be so ā€œporn adjacentā€œ to a much younger woman. Oh alright, he is not adjacent but fully embedded. Literally. :sick:
 
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Of course one would expect such a good valued christian to be so ā€œporn adjacentā€œ to a much younger woman. Oh alright, he is not adjacent but fully embedded. Literally. :sick:
He's the Charles Dickens of our lifetime, out helping all "fallen women" to get back on their feet and live a good Christian life.
 
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Here's an idea Adam, maybe don't mention the monorail sometimes - capture it well once in a video, in silence, let people enjoy the sight of the monorail, and then move on. You don't need to show it and announce it on the walk in, then again after you get thru the gates, and then again every single time it passes by, and always with the "there goes the monorail" routine.

Why even make this vlog? You know the weather's going to be horrific, but you go to Epcot at night to see the fireworks show anyway? Adam's camera does not do well in the dark, and now on top of that there's rain on his lens, and we have to hear him say "UM-brella" 185 times.

"The volume of the music is pretty much the same as it was during my last visit, so it's going to make it hard to sit and enjoy and have a conversation in this area, but I already mentioned that so I won't mention it again." No Adam, you can't mention it first, and then say you aren't going to mention it again. You mentioned it again, and then you mention it even more in the next few minutes.

"Oh there's no queue line for Walt, he should have an UM-brella!" :rolleyes:

"I'm not saying that I've definitely redeemed my thought process, my thought process has been redeemed on that area, but it's better at night" WTF???

Every building Adam walks into he notes that there's a lot of people "because it's raining outside". Huell Howser would be so proud, Adam.

Adam explains that he's afraid to go into World Showcase at night because he apparently think that drunken packs of party people roam the pavilions and that ruins it for Adam.

This guy has no plan, he just wanders around doing nothing. He can't put 2+2 together that the rain, plus limiting himself to Future World, means the only place to eat is Connections and duh, the lines will be horrific. Adam is forced to go to Mexico, and somehow he survives the DRUNKEN HOARDS!

Of course, you get no audio from the fireworks show, just some clips with Adam's review voiceover. He didn't love it, but it wasn't bad. Gosh, what a great take.
 
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Raindrops are formulating down on David. I think preacher Jim drank quite a bit and so did David at some point. Hence the no drinking alcohol for him. Good on him if so but donā€™t be such a pious @$$hole about it. Some people can show some moderation and not binge consume everything Ahem. How long till he moves to Cali and procures an appropriate Ohtani jersey? The Rays and Angels are for losers after all.
 
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Raindrops are formulating down on David. I think preacher Jim drank quite a bit and so did David at some point. Hence the no drinking alcohol for him. Good on him if so but donā€™t be such a pious @$$hole about it. Some people can show some moderation and not binge consume everything Ahem. How long till he moves to Cali and procures an appropriate Ohtani jersey? The Rays and Angels are for losers after all.
I donā€™t think he will moving to California or be bi costal again any time soon. I get the feeling he has to stay close to St Cloud as much as possible for the parents. That is also his current mailing address. I donā€™t know if he had to change it for his ā€œleaseā€ or what but it was updated.
 
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Somebody with his name bought a 70s condo in Orlando back in June but I doubt that was him because why would he stick it out in Celebration? Surely he could have ended his supposed lease early. His name is fairly generic though has to be at least several with his name in Florida alone.
 
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Somebody with his name bought a 70s condo in Orlando back in June but I doubt that was him because why would he stick it out in Celebration? Surely he could have ended his supposed lease early. His name is fairly generic though has to be at least several with his name in Florida alone.
The mailing address is that of his parents. All three associated at the same address. It was updated within the last 30 days (also woopeat since I know you read here. It is public info if you know where to look. )
 
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Home Schooling ā€¦
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Raindrops are formulating down on David. I think preacher Jim drank quite a bit and so did David at some point. Hence the no drinking alcohol for him. Good on him if so but donā€™t be such a pious @$$hole about it. Some people can show some moderation and not binge consume everything Ahem. How long till he moves to Cali and procures an appropriate Ohtani jersey? The Rays and Angels are for losers after all.
He claims that he wonā€™t be a Dodgers fan now , but we know how he always goes back on his vows šŸ¤£šŸ¤£
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I donā€™t think he will moving to California or be bi costal again any time soon. I get the feeling he has to stay close to St Cloud as much as possible for the parents. That is also his current mailing address. I donā€™t know if he had to change it for his ā€œleaseā€ or what but it was updated.
Everyone keeps talking about his ā€œelderly parents ā€œ , but I bet they are only in their early to mid 70s šŸ˜®
 
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I figured he would just move in with the parents. Doesnā€™t really make much sense to pay Celebration rent when you are gone half the time. He probably parked an RV in their driveway.
 
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