Adam the Woo #13 Jenn Tracker, but with a penis

[2020planner]

Yuck. No thanks.

 

[Mr 7Percent]

Adam's burgeoning muffin top adorned with a shirt only a 10-year girl should wear, partially blocked by the back fat of low-sub beta, World of Micha. This is from Carpetbagger's vlog where the three dorks shamelessly paraded around thinking, "hey, this is harmless, this isn't hurting anybody, we're having fun and making money," while secretly trying to rationalize their infantile pleasure and quash whatever sense of adult embarrassment they should have. Of course no aspect of their manchild lifestyles can be discussed as they all delete unfavorable comments on their videos, like a little bunch of scared little pussies. No respect at all for these losers.

 

[DA Stella]

Such a shame a first responder hero's death interfered with David's 147,972nd trip to Disney or whatever other useless thing he was trying to do.
What a POS wanker David is. Contributes absolutely zero to society.

 

[CrazySquirrelLady]

OK, I really can't take it today so I'm skimming through this Haunted Gatorland video quite liberally. I didn't see much reason to stop until he hit the gift shop. There's a female with him, but I think it's just someone he knows at the gift shop? I don't think he was attending with a "friend". I guess Adam is a VIP at Gatorland and they have various cast members escorting him around. He actually lets a Gatorland employee take his camera and film.

He buys a t-shirt (of course), a magnet (of course), and BLUE GATORADE "for hydration". I believe these are the nutritional facts on the Gatorade, but it's ok everyone, he doesn't drink soda anymore:

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After he's properly hydrated with 34g of sugar, Adam decides to eat not just a beef enchilada, but a pepperoni and cheese enchilada as well!

Ah, here's the Gatorland lady named Savannah assigned to babysit Woo during his visit, apparently known to the Woovians so I guess she's appeared in vlogs before but she's new to me because I've never watched any of his Gatorland vlogs before (and with good reason):

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Savannah Boan is a Gatorland employee. She used to be part of a morning radio show. She’s always on the morning news shows in Orlando showing off baby gators and other animals. I actually like her.

 

[dirtnap101]

NEWSFLASH: Adam interacts with non-white people in today's WDW vlog!!! This is an incredibly rare sighting

 

[Century20]

I guess the social anxiety took the night off as Adam was even more annoying as usual in public especially with justin.

Adam, you were trying way to hard to play up the "happy go lucky guy routine" on this latest vlog and it did not work. The smiles, the laughing clearly that is not you.

FOR THE CAMERAS

REALITY - Miserable nearly 50 year old with nothing to show.

 

[dirtnap101]

Ah, the cycle continues. After all the talk from him about the new "habit" he was building, we are surprised to find that he actually didn't build a habit.

His problem is the fact that when he decides to do something, he has a tendency to overdo it. It's never about a life change, it's about a target date or target weight or target destination. That method is only (maybe) sustainable if you continually reset your goals. To steal from James Clear - he doesn't rise to the level of his goals, he falls to the level of his systems. Whether it's weight loss, content, or whatever tangent he finds himself on, he always goes back to his usual way of doing things. Every single time.

He would benefit much more from 15 treadmill minutes a day - consistently - and a planned healthier diet than going balls-to-the-wall on the treadmill for 30 days while eating one high-calorie meal per day.

It's just like every other time he lost weight, it was a crash diet and intense (well, intense for him) exercise to reach (or try to reach) his goal, and then it all goes to hell after that. He tried to convince himself and the audience by continuing his ridiculous IG workout things to "54 out of 50 days" of exercise, but essentially as soon as he got to DragonCon he immediately started eating whatever he felt like and hasn't really stopped since. Along with no treadmill at all, he's on his way to right back where he started.

He's incapable of exercising on his own without telling everyone about it on IG, it's been proven many times that when he's not posting his workouts on IG, he simply isn't doing them. He refuses to cook or east anything at home. He doesn't like fruit, so he can't even buy bananas or apples for home and have a piece of fruit for breakfast to balance out his diet and when he eats (assuming you believe him that he eats just one meal a day). He's certainly had a few days since DragonCon where he's shown himself eating more than one meal a day.

But now he thinks when he starts this new trip he'll get "back on track and finish out the year strong" - which to Adam means eating one meal a day that might include salad, and hopping on a treadmill for 30+ minutes every day. The easiest time for him to do that is when he's at home, and he's telling everyone that wants to hear it that he refuses to and will start back again when he goes on the road, when it much more difficult. Instead, he's eating fast food off his trunk every day in search of views.

Whatever you need to tell yourself Adam, whatever gets you through the night, buddy!

 

[2020planner]

I love seeing puffy Woo again!! It brings down his sleaze and smugness a little. All those PSLs are catching up to him.

Does this yahoo own a jacket? Maybe he can do a boring vlog about coat shopping. A jacket or coat might be nice the next time he drives coast-to-coast through a snowstorm.

I am so glad Halloween is finally here, so David wil STFU about it! What will his next obsession be?

Well, he said he's starting his diet-don't-call-it-a-diet back again tomorrow which is literally when NO ONE starts a diet leading up to Thanksgiving and Christmas, so it'll be interesting to see if he has a bunch of "when in Rome"-type moments or he just acts like he's only eating one meal a day while secretly binging on sugar-laden, Disney IG-decorated treats in some desolate, dark corner of Liberty Square at MK.

 

[CactusMouse]

Cuz normal people don't freak out about a random person coughing behind them to the extent he did - both keeping it in the vlog and not taking it out in the final edit, mentioning it again in the vlog, and then repeatedly responding to people's comments about the very thing he purposefully left in the vlog.

What a psycho! If I ever bump into his majesty, King David - Adam of Woo Gives a Shit, I’ll be sure to “cough my head off.” Not on him or anything. I don’t want to kill our sacred lol cow, just annoy him. He really has a thing about that??? Why am I surprised?

 

[PoorKid]

His views are so down , that he thinks that flying out & collaborating with Giggles will bring them back up

Maybe Giggles has decided to come visit him instead. We gals can't resist a 50-year-old man who rents himself a room in someone else's house. That's Sexy Time!

 

[scopeyscope]

I’ve always called GC “The trough” because southern people flock to it after church and pretend gluttony isn’t a sin and the act like pigs at the trough eating there.
I won’t touch it. Last time I had to go to one I saw a kid put a cookie in the chocolate fountain, take a bite and then stick it back in.
I will never touch a chocolate fountain anywhere no matter where it is.

 

[OutofScope]

Adam and many of his colleagues might want to watch the Boogie2988 documentary on YouTube that's just been released. I'd never heard of this guy, but I couldn't stop watching how he caused his initially successful YouTube career, and the comfortable life that came with it, to unravel to the point where he's now broke and broken.

Perhaps the travails and pitfalls of being a YT vlogger was the topic of this conversation.

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A comment from today’s vlog:
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Um, you can start by stop making these proclamations on your vlogs regarding your weight loss, cutting back on Disney/theme parks, and so on. By now, we know that you’re not a “man” of your word. It’s more of you doing what you want by winging it in each daily vlog while your delusional Woovians kiss up to you in the comments section. Let’s see how long this “daily” giveaway lasts.

Didn't he asked his viewers to call him out when he goes off his diets?

 

[Century20]

Ok Adam.

 

[FreckleFart90]

Actually it was Adam's groupie "SplorinRyan" that originally caught her on video during the car show. Adam I don't believe showed her at all in his video. I am sure he was not pleased.

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Yeah especially since most of them didn't survive such as Hometown Buffet and even Soup and Salad Plantation. . . but as for Golden it somehow weathered the storm and actually has opened new locations since 2020. Of course the Vegas buffets have rebounded as well.

She honestly looks so pleasant, and he dresses like a schlub

 

[2020planner]

Pure soul?

 

[2020planner]

Ok... this dude seriously has mental issues. I'm not even joking now. I think he's got something wrong upstairs. His constant contradictions - that he doesn't even catch (or try and explain) - are mind-boggling at this point. Not to mention, how he can't seem to stick with one idea and follow through on it.

And did he really spend upwards of $250 on fucking pins?!?!

 

[bten1989]

I'm all for entrepreneurship (if you could loosely equate that to this) BUT this pic, to me, is just everything that's wrong with society today.

In that, YouTube freely allows people to film things that they, themselves, did not create for massive monetization and profit.
Thus enabling people like this (who look like they crawled out of a gutter) to live a cushy, non-stressful lifestyle - happily (?) floating through life VERY comfortably off the views of sycophants who have way less (in more ways than one).

And these people do so over the course of many years ... while concurrently giving the impression of either:
a) I'm just a simple man (Woo) or
b) I'm sooo poor (Justin).

Fuck all of them. Rant over.

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That picture's 10 years old so I bet old Justin Scarred was meeting up with his child bride at good old Disneyland since she'd have been about 17 at the time... Just a couple of (alleged) groomers punking around DL with some dole whips yo

 

[PW212]

ok, I had to go find Chelsea's appearance and along the way, he does a little sit and talk to mention he has "booked a trip" for the end of the month, leaving a few days before Halloween and then he says he will be doing a road trip back to Florida from wherever he's going and that it will last 2 weeks. He has to be flying to SoCal for some Halloween-ish event (probably one he's done many times before) and then it'll be the usual drive back across the country on the "backroads and small towns" stuff.

You can see that double chin starting to "rear it's head", thanks to the lack of Adam's "habit" he thought he had started over the summer.
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Adam thinks this senior living van is a "tour bus"...
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Adam, Chelsea and the boy were headed to Disney Springs for the evening and kept stopping for a closer look at decorations, they seem very chummy.
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Now I realize why he only showed pictures of the popcorn, movie and dinner - it was a family night out.

Lets face it. Adal does not want to be 50 and single. The kid is young. He is not leaving home anytime soon. Chelsea will soon realize that daddy Adam is a loser not fit to be a bf, husband or step father.

 

[CrazySquirrelLady]

So I guess we know the real reason he rushed back to Florida - to spend time with Carpetbagger. Because there’s nothing strange about two middle age men wandering a theme park together playing with toys.

 

[Johnny_Carneeno]

Adam is burned-out. He looks defeated in every video. He will be 50 and has really nothing to show for it I think the reality of that is setting in, slowly. His walk and talk videos are a way for his stans to make him feel validated for his choices and to temporarily make him feel better. How much longer can he keep this up? Repeating this same cycle over and over again. Nothing changes, just more of the same.