Adam the Woo #12 Day 75 of 50, losing eleventy eleven pounds

[ThereGoesTheMoney]

A bunch of grown-ass adults trick or treating. Embarrassing.

And damn Giggles would laugh at anything Adam says.

Adam: "I just took a huge tit."

Giggles: hehehehehehehehe

 

[2020planner]

Putting this here FoR pOsTerITY... and for when he moves back to Cali.

Nailed it.

Riiiight. Because Tampa and Orlando have zero "haunt season" things to do.
Oh wait, what's that? Universal Orlando still has you banned?
Also, what the duck kind of grown man who is nearing 50 years old calls it "haunt season"?!?!

"FAZING" Must add this to the list if it's not on it already.

ALSO - all of these were under the same vlog. Recall again that Adam only goes through comments ON OCCASION!!!

ETA: Someone posted one of their comments to him on Reddit.
Guess I have another line to add to our list. David, the least you could do is bleeping PROOFREAD your snark before you post it.

 

[Century20]

I think there's a decent chance he goes alone. I know he's got a lot of DVC points and is going at the cheapest time of year, but Aulani isn't easy on the point balance.

If he goes by himself or with giggles he will either get the Hotel Room- Standard view for 16 points a night or the Deluxe Studio-Standard View for 17 points a night it depends on when he booked as those two categories usually sell out first. We go yearly and book the Deluxe Studio-Ocean View and yes the points do add up.

It’s sad to say but I have a feeling she doesn’t give a tit what Chey thinks. Unless they’re in an open relationship, I’m not buying that he’s been on board with any of the other traveling they’ve done together.

Agreed! If she has the opportunity to go she is going to go despite what "the beard" may think. Yep she would know not to post as I am sure Adam has initiated a "posting about the trip embargo" if it is actually happening.

 

[Adam The Who?]

Hunk-A-Hunk-A burnin Woo...

 

[PW212]

Putting this here FoR pOsTerITY... and for when he moves back to Cali.

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Nailed it.

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Riiiight. Because Tampa and Orlando have zero "haunt season" things to do.
Oh wait, what's that? Universal Orlando still has you banned?
Also, what the duck kind of grown man who is nearing 50 years old calls it "haunt season"?!?!

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"FAZING" Must add this to the list if it's not on it already.

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ALSO - all of these were under the same vlog. Recall again that Adam only goes through comments ON OCCASION!!!

ETA: Someone posted one of their comments to him on Reddit.
Guess I have another line to add to our list. David, the least you could do is bleeping PROOFREAD your snark before you post it.

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Its so easy to trigger him. If its about money, woopeats, side chick or his intelligence he responds in an angry snarky way pretty fast. You see his terrible personality come through and he cares not. No way he can acknowledge giggles bc daddy QANON would go nuts. People have seen them at Disney and they were definitely more then friends. you can do much better Daphne/Natalie. Fazing= Phasing. What a moron.

 

[Kystar]

Hunk-A-Hunk-A burnin Woo...
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He is Elvis at 47 in his fattest stage …

 

[PourTheTee]

Though a couple inches shorter, I would guess Justin is a little closer to the 216 weight...Woo looks to be nowhere near his buddy.

No doubt he lost some weight, but I'm still new to Woo...for him to constantly and blatantly just lie is astounding to me...and about the stupidest stuff.

 

[HighHopes59]

During one of the villians interactions at OOB, he kept referring to "the guy from Coco". I guess calling him by his name - Ernesto de la Cruz - is too spicy for Adam to say.

 

[Bonehead The Clown]

I would hope that if he took anyone with him, it would either be his sister and brother-in-law, or his parents....or all of them.

I think he should take his parents and Giggles. They would have a great time. I think Adam's Dad and Giggles would get along very well as they have a lot in common. It would provide us with a treasure trove of great vlogs.

 

[CactusMouse]

I love Adam’s Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man costume! Or is he supposed to be the Michelin Man?

At any rate, he is definitely an ignorant, petty asshole. He sure is snarky with his own “dribble” (drivel) “on occasion” (all the time)!

 

[Bonehead The Clown]

Putting this here FoR pOsTerITY... and for when he moves back to Cali.

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Nailed it.

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Riiiight. Because Tampa and Orlando have zero "haunt season" things to do.
Oh wait, what's that? Universal Orlando still has you banned?
Also, what the duck kind of grown man who is nearing 50 years old calls it "haunt season"?!?!

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"FAZING" Must add this to the list if it's not on it already.

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ALSO - all of these were under the same vlog. Recall again that Adam only goes through comments ON OCCASION!!!

ETA: Someone posted one of their comments to him on Reddit.
Guess I have another line to add to our list. David, the least you could do is bleeping PROOFREAD your snark before you post it.

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Yeah, duck off wingflex5367 and your "dribble"

 

[Kystar]

Yeah, duck off wingflex5367 and your "dribble"
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Screenshot it and save for later …

 

[cardfrek]

@2020planner another one for the lexicon is: *Adam when interacting with other vloggers and characters in theme parks* "....as far as you know."

 

[ProfessorFate]

If he goes by himself or with giggles he will either get the Hotel Room- Standard view for 16 points a night or the Deluxe Studio-Standard View for 17 points a night it depends on when he booked as those two categories usually sell out first. We go yearly and book the Deluxe Studio-Ocean View and yes the points do add up.

I don't think the points will be the issue (although if Adolf and Eva, aka mom and dad go, he'll need 2 rooms), it will be the plane tickets. He's all about the first class flex now, and I don't see him (or any of the rest of them) shelling out for 3 or 4 first class tickets to Oahu. Does the Spoo sit up front by himself and make ma and pa Nazi ride in steerage, or does he stoop and sit back with the great unwashed with them? I'd actually watch a video of Giggles irritating the living duck out of 20 other folks in first class for 6 straight hours.

 

[dirtnap101]

I don't think the points will be the issue (although if Adolf and Eva, aka mom and dad go, he'll need 2 rooms), it will be the plane tickets. He's all about the first class flex now, and I don't see him (or any of the rest of them) shelling out for 3 or 4 first class tickets to Oahu. Does the Spoo sit up front by himself and make ma and pa Nazi ride in steerage, or does he stoop and sit back with the great unwashed with them? I'd actually watch a video of Giggles irritating the living duck out of 20 other folks in first class for 6 straight hours.

Very good point, if he's flying first class to Hawaii that is a big deal and I agree that no one he knows will be paying for that.

 

[bten1989]

Hunk-A-Hunk-A burnin Woo...
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That's the face Justin makes when women his own age are attracted to him instead of barely legal 18 year olds (iykyk)

 

[2020planner]

This screenshot was shared on Reddit.

You cannot tell me that Woo didn't know what he was doing when he decided to wear his fanny pack UNDER the costume.

I mean, COME THE duck ON.

You KNEW how it looked, David.

And you WANTED it to look like you had a boner cuz - AGAIN - you thought you were being bleeping clever looking like that walking around bleeping Disneyland.

I'M sUCh a pUnK REbEL. ChEck ouT mY eLVis Hard-ON wHiLe I waLk ArOUnd amONg ChiLDreN at DIsnEY WiTh mY OF WanNaBE PoRn StAr BeSTie.

Friggin man stuck in a 15-year-old boy's body.

 

[Dillon21]

This screenshot was shared on Reddit.

You cannot tell me that Woo didn't know what he was doing when he decided to wear his fanny pack UNDER the costume.

I mean, COME THE duck ON.

You KNEW how it looked, David.

And you WANTED it to look like you had a boner cuz - AGAIN - you thought you were being bleeping clever looking like that walking around bleeping Disneyland.

I'M sUCh a pUnK REbEL. ChEck ouT mY eLVis Hard-ON wHiLe I waLk ArOUnd amONg ChiLDreN at DIsnEY WiTh mY OF WanNaBE PoRn StAr BeSTie.

Friggin man stuck in a 15-year-old boy's body.

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Great next thread title.

 

[Jjjg]

Wow. I'm surprised he dressed up.

Justin's face when he saw him was funny.

 

[2020planner]

Great next thread title.

Thanks, I will formally submit it but I think it's too long to fit as a title, so I'm providing an alternate as well.

Adam the Woo #13: I'M sUCh a pUnK REbEL. ChEck ouT mY eLVis Hard-ON wHiLe I waLk ArOUnd amONg ChiLDreN at DIsnEY WiTh mY OF WanNaBE PoRn StAr BeSTie.

Alternate:

Adam the Woo #13: I'M sUCh a pUnK REbEL. ChEck ouT mY eLVis Hard-ON.