Adam the Woo #12 Day 75 of 50, losing eleventy eleven pounds

[dirtnap101]

Lord help us all (pretty sure Elvis never made the heavy metal horns sign with his hands, but Adam seems to think he's a celebrity and his costume is a cross between the star Elvis Presley and the star Adam The Woo). Also, Adam probably counts this as "cardio":

Why in the world did he fly into LAX and stay in Universal City if he was headed right to Disneyland? I guess after this one night, he'll be at the Horror Nights? (I don't pay any attention to when these parties are, so I have no clue when they are all happening)

Also rather odd that there was zero mention of the impending arrival of her "best friend" on the Giggles IG account.

Every single Disneyland whackjob vlogger and hanger-on seems to be at the event, which makes for a wonderful, unique experience and vlog . It's so boring, but in skipping around I did hear him say the famous phrase "queue line"

And Adam's one meal of the day is... SUPER HEALTHY chicken tenders and fries.

BTW, should anyone think that when Adam does a voiceover that he's trying to better the quality of his vlogs - nope. He's just avoiding the audio being played during those video clips (like the parade) so that he can still use the clips and not get de-monetized or a copyright strike.

 

[2020planner]

Yeah, no way she's not giving him some FWB as he'd never dress up as Elvis otherwise, despite what he'd say in the comments section. Cuz if that were the case, why hasn't he been dressing up for DragonCon, MegaCon, etc. all these times or any other previous MNSSHP or OBB?

 

[bten1989]

Scrolling the comments and his dipshit wannabe vlogger cronies even suck his old man balls in the comment section! These guys gargle some Woo nuts.

 

[Mr Pewtey]

For those of you who are triggered by the wanna-be-porn-queen’s incessant giggling should definitely avoid the first few minutes of today’s vlog.
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Every single Disneyland whackjob vlogger and hanger-on seems to be at the event, which makes for a wonderful, unique experience and vlog .

Obviously absent from the whack job blogger line up was Best Life and Beyond. Go figure.

 

[Century20]

Why in the world did he fly into LAX and stay in Universal City if he was headed right to Disneyland?

Because he is a moron. I am assuming we are going to get 2 Universal vlogs on this trip. Horror Nights and a Day trip.

Wow the Grifters and losers were out in force at Disneyland. Gosh so many options to choose from. Anyone want to see hours of the same stuff over and over? Here is a plethora of options! Overload, Overload, Overload!

 

[ProfessorFate]

Thanks so much to @ProfessorFate for the prescient new thread title.

How did you guess exactly how much ATW lost? Although the weight he stated seemed awfully close to another larger than life newsworthy character, we can rest assure that neither would ever deceive their followers.

Come on boys, show us the numbers on the scale!

#FatByChristmas

Man, I didn't realize I had a winner! Been busy with other stuff and hadn't even noticed a new thread was started.

Thanks!!!
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Ok, our list has been updated. I *think* I worked off the most recent one.

The bolded items are the new additions. Let me know if I missed any recent requests.

We need to create a Wiki on here with all of this. Maybe @VloggerCritic knows how?

WOOisms

• routing
• scrimmage
• traverse (as in "...traverse a very short commute to Safety Harbor..." )
• commute (see above)
• cornucopia
• stanchions
• posterity
• plethora
• accessories (but pronounced "assessories")
• Chester Drawers
• overload overload
• cusp
• hue
• vibe
• skyrise
• "that's my pony" (referring to an airplane)
• precipitating (as in "it is raining...it is precipitating" )
• queue line (pick one or the other, David)
• umbrella (but pronounced "UMbrella" )
• a [space] while
• labyrinth
• wager (as in "Glad you are wagering on me")
• practical
• tenure (as in "the tenure of my stay here" )
• lackluster (as in "and I will say, this is definitely far more superior to EPCOT's coffeemaker; their coffeemaker...I don't wanna say it's lackluster but..." )
• festooned
• clothesless
• permeating (as in “The sun is permeating out here” )
• gotta (as in "gotta new camera" )
• spiel (but pronounced SPHiel)
• appropriate perspired (as in "I'm wearing an appropriate perspired..." Then even HE had to change his sentence bc he knew he made no sense )
• relic (as in: used waaaay too much )
• homestead (as in "did some stuff around my homestead" )
• appropriate t-shirt (bc all the residents of Celebration walk around in Celebration t-shirts all of the time, don't they? )
• treasure trove
• beehive of activity
• constantism (as in "...kind of feed into the constantism... I just made that word up.")
• gone by the wayside (as in "...I had a pixel that had gone by the wayside." Please look up what that phrase really means, Adam)
• teathered to the gym (spelled and used incorrectly by Adam)
• home base (as in "It's nice to have a home base thou. I call it my glorified storage shed." READ: A bedroom he rents in someone's house
• devolved (as in "While I am a huge creature of habit and have devolved many 'traditions' on places I go...")
• emulating (as in "Look at this, the five circles here are really emulating a lot of water...")

BONUS SECTION for Rambling Piles of Nonsensical tit

• "...people getting excited kind of like hiding there in the murky swampiness of that goo that is formulated on top..." (Vlog Posted July 9, 2023)
• "I'm really feel like it's gotten to locked in and need to break it up a bit" (Pinned Comment Posted Sept 4, 2023)
• "not not be each and every day..." (IG Story Posted Sept 5, 2023)

I am 100% convinced that his mother gives him one of those "word of the day" desk calendars as a stocking stuffer every Christmas...

 

[2020planner]

Because he is a moron. I am assuming we are going to get 2 Universal vlogs on this trip. Horror Nights and a Day trip.

Wow the Grifters and losers were out in force at Disneyland. Gosh so many options to choose from. Anyone want to see hours of the same stuff over and over? Here is a plethora of options! Overload, Overload, Overload!

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These thumbnails make me want to punch people and break things.

What a bunch of bleeping grifters. All of them.

 

[ThereGoesTheMoney]

The Daily Dump is going to have a field day with this one lmfao

The anti-Disney MAGA commenters over there were noticeably absent when DD made fun of Adam for probably not knowing who John Lewis was.

 

[2020planner]

Updated - (new stuff from today's update is in bold)

WOOisms

• routing
• scrimmage
• traverse (as in "...traverse a very short commute to Safety Harbor..." )
• commute (see above)
• cornucopia
• stanchions
• posterity
• plethora
• accessories (but pronounced "assessories")
• Chester Drawers
• overload overload
• cusp
• hue
• vibe
• skyrise
• "that's my pony" (referring to an airplane)
• precipitating (as in "it is raining...it is precipitating" )
• queue line (pick one or the other, David)
• umbrella (but pronounced "UMbrella" )
• a [space] while
• labyrinth
• wager (as in "Glad you are wagering on me")
• practical
• tenure (as in "the tenure of my stay here" )
• lackluster (as in "and I will say, this is definitely far more superior to EPCOT's coffeemaker; their coffeemaker...I don't wanna say it's lackluster but..." )
• festooned
• clothesless
• permeating (as in “The sun is permeating out here” )
• gotta (as in "gotta new camera" )
• spiel (but pronounced SPHiel)
• appropriate perspired (as in "I'm wearing an appropriate perspired..." Then even HE had to change his sentence bc he knew he made no sense )
• relic (as in: used waaaay too much )
• homestead (as in "did some stuff around my homestead" )
• appropriate t-shirt (bc all the residents of Celebration walk around in Celebration t-shirts all of the time, don't they? )
• treasure trove
• beehive of activity
• constantism (as in "...kind of feed into the constantism... I just made that word up.")
• gone by the wayside (as in "...I had a pixel that had gone by the wayside." Please look up what that phrase really means, Adam)
• teathered to the gym (spelled and used incorrectly by Adam)
• home base (as in "It's nice to have a home base thou. I call it my glorified storage shed." READ: A bedroom he rents in someone's house
• devolved (as in "While I am a huge creature of habit and have devolved many 'traditions' on places I go...")
• emulating (as in "Look at this, the five circles here are really emulating a lot of water...")
• series of days (helps David with his ongoing ambiguity and to avoid accountability)
• going off the rails, as planned (keyword: planned )

BONUS SECTION for Rambling Piles of Nonsensical tit

• "...people getting excited kind of like hiding there in the murky swampiness of that goo that is formulated on top..." (Vlog Posted July 9, 2023)
• "I'm really feel like it's gotten to locked in and need to break it up a bit" (Pinned Comment Posted Sept 4, 2023)
• "not not be each and every day..." (IG Story Posted Sept 5, 2023)

 

[Dorothy_Zbornak]

Wow, wearing a fanny pack UNDER the Elvis jumpsuit was certainly a choice

 

[VloggerCritic]

Keep up the hilarious posting here folks. Is this still a safe space?

Spoiler: Tracker snats stuff

Somebody is fantasizing about how Jenn smells over in the latest Tracker thread. It is a mean fantasy but still how gross can people get?

 

[2020planner]

"I only go through comments on occasion..."

Gee, I wonder why.

 

[Mr Pewtey]

Any bets on who he’s taking to Hawaii? I’ll go out on a limb and guess that Gigs will not be going; I don’t think Chey would be on board for that. Plus, she would be putting it all over her IG already if she was going. I doubt either of his parents would be up for the long flights from Florida, so they’re out. My money is on his sister and her hubby accompanying him. What do you all think?

 

[Dorothy_Zbornak]

I would hope that if he took anyone with him, it would either be his sister and brother-in-law, or his parents....or all of them.

 

[Galaxyprincess]

I'm having so much second hand embarrassment seeing those Elvis pictures.

 

[PW212]

Any bets on who he’s taking to Hawaii? I’ll go out on a limb and guess that Gigs will not be going; I don’t think Chey would be on board for that. Plus, she would be putting it all over her IG already if she was going. I doubt either of his parents would be up for the long flights from Florida, so they’re out. My money is on his sister and her hubby accompanying him. What do you all think?

No he isnt going to a fancy resort with family or another guy. It will be giggles if anyone. I dont think they are as monogamous as she was earlier on with him. Its more casual now imo. Back to David the loser she goes. She knows not to divulge the secret in advance of the surprise.

 

[Kystar]

Any bets on who he’s taking to Hawaii? I’ll go out on a limb and guess that Gigs will not be going; I don’t think Chey would be on board for that. Plus, she would be putting it all over her IG already if she was going. I doubt either of his parents would be up for the long flights from Florida, so they’re out. My money is on his sister and her hubby accompanying him. What do you all think?

If Giggles goes with him , then Chey needs to be over with her ASAP , that should be the final straw !

 

[dirtnap101]

Any bets on who he’s taking to Hawaii? I’ll go out on a limb and guess that Gigs will not be going; I don’t think Chey would be on board for that. Plus, she would be putting it all over her IG already if she was going. I doubt either of his parents would be up for the long flights from Florida, so they’re out. My money is on his sister and her hubby accompanying him. What do you all think?

I think there's a decent chance he goes alone. I know he's got a lot of DVC points and is going at the cheapest time of year, but Aulani isn't easy on the point balance. I can't see him sleeping in and sharing the same hotel room as his sister and BIL, but maybe I'm wrong. If I'm right, that cuts out the regular hotel room and the Studio that sleep 4 adults. To get the 1 bedroom with no view, it would be 238 pts assuming he's going for a full week. I can't remember how many points he has exactly but I think it's a total of 300 (150 from his initial Riviera buy-in, then 50 each from Grand Floridian, Aulani, and Disneyland Villas). Blowing 238pts out of 300 in one go seems to be anti-Woo, he favors a night here and a night there based on his previous usage. A regular Aulani hotel room for the week is only 112pts, half the 1 bedroom. Then again, maybe he's not going for a full week - that would be a stupid decision, so it's right up his alley.

 

[bten1989]

Any bets on who he’s taking to Hawaii? I’ll go out on a limb and guess that Gigs will not be going; I don’t think Chey would be on board for that. Plus, she would be putting it all over her IG already if she was going. I doubt either of his parents would be up for the long flights from Florida, so they’re out. My money is on his sister and her hubby accompanying him. What do you all think?

It’s sad to say but I have a feeling she doesn’t give a tit what Chey thinks. Unless they’re in an open relationship, I’m not buying that he’s been on board with any of the other traveling they’ve done together.

 

[aliciavlnf4]

If he was truly serious and dedicated to his “weight loss” doing it the healthy way, he could’ve been making the moves like the real Elvis.