He’s never travelled outside of the continental United States before, and he did no research on the trip, so he wouldn’t have a clue what a declaration form is. This trip will be full of “firsts” for Woo.
He’s never travelled outside of the continental United States before, and he did no research on the trip, so he wouldn’t have a clue what a declaration form is. This trip will be full of “firsts” for Woo.He's never had to fill out a declaration card before? He's acting like it's a brand new foreign object that he's never heard about.
Hmm, looks like a knock on his buddy, Justin.
Once again, thank you @dirtnap101 for the detailed recap so that I don't have to watch.A lot to unpack in this video:
Still has whatever it is on the end of his nose, and does not address it or explain it.
I love that in the intro, he explains everything he already explained in the previous video, and then says "so we've lost a day in the hotel in Hawaii that we're going to be staying at", but doesn't name it as Disney's Aulani. Then he says "it's ok because they are still going to be there for a week or more, 7 or 8 days, give or take a day." What does that mean? They might leave early? They might extend their stay? When and how will the decision to leave after 7 days or 8 days happen? Then at the 11 minute mark he again mentions how long they are staying and actually says, "7-8ish, 9ish days, I can't exactly remember." Imagine not knowing how long you're staying in Hawaii when you're the trip planner.
Adam does spring for first class for both of them.
It occurred to me that Hawaii, while obviously a US state, is very much like going to another country (except for no language difference). Yet Adam claims he has no desire to go "overseas". Hawaii is, essentially and physically, overseas. You even have to fill out a form to enter Hawaii, that says on it that's it mandatory for all passengers, officers and crew members. Adam has no idea about this form until it was handed to him, and can't figure out if they really actually need to fill it out (and of course travels with no pen).
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I get the impression that Adam thinks you kinda have to fly Hawaiian Airlines to Hawaii, the same way some people might think you have to fly British Airways to get to London.
He's really in overexplaining mode on travel day (as usual). Honestly, this man thinks he's going to change things up next year and he can't even change things up in these flight videos, even when his mom is along. Rental car re-fuel, has to film his plane at his gate, has to film the awful tourist trap stores at the gate, has to point the camera out the small windows right before boarding, everything he drinks and eats.
Speaking of drinking, Adam decides to wait until he boards to get a coffee, and then a guy who flies dozens of times a year is surprised that they can't serve hot coffee until after takeoff. He and his mom got guava juice, then he quickly adds, "non-alcoholic guava juice." Who was thinking that the guava juice had vodka or rum in it? No one is thinking that, but he has to mention it. Then he reviews the available refreshments for First Class and notes "of course, my mom and I don't drink alcohol so this section isn't for us, but I've heard that if you're sitting in these seats you get unlimited booze." Adam must be an alcoholic from his punk band days or something. He's "heard" you get free alcoholic drinks in first class, he's not sure.
As far as "country come to town", Adam asks his mom if she "likes that pillow and blanket", like they were some sort of luxury item or something. He keeps pointing out that you can actually sleep on the plane if you wanted to, like it's some new feature airlines just started offering. Really enjoying Adam's sneaker sole that has just walked all over a dirty airport and is now pressed up against his mom's hoodie:
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Adam to his mom: "We're going 635 miles per hour right now". You sure there was no alcohol in that guava juice, Adam?
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Adam decides to watch Lilo and Stitch because "I think that was based in Hawaii". Mr. Disney just isn't 100% sure about it though.
Adam doesn't recognize macadamia nuts on sight. Guesses they might be nuts but isn't sure until mom tells him. He then documents every single thing provided to them for the meal..."and of course cutlery" and then he starts opening up the layers of his meals to show where the pasta is. Did someone tell Adam he can only write off the cost of the flight if he documents the number of forks and how many napkins they give out? Then he says "I believe it comes with a dessert option". Really Adam, you've been flying first class for 2-3 years and you're not totally sure that the meal comes with dessert? "And I'm in the middle of watching Lilo and Stitch", in case anyone watching forgot from 2 minutes ago.
"I don't think I've ever laid down flat on an airplane before" - Adam might want to see a neurologist, he can't remember and isn't sure about a great many things you would think he'd know for certain.
"I don't think that's dirt, I think that's ice"
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Adam notices Hawaii is lush and green. He actually becomes concerned when they pass the island and wonders why they haven't landed or made a u-turn yet. Hey look, it's the same crap t-shirts he showed us in LAX, they just say Hawaii on them instead of Los Angeles. Now every single sign that Adam passes with Aloha written on it, he needs to singsong "aloooooooooooooo ha!".
And it's a yes on the rental car. On the way, Adam stops to document the rainforest plants on "DISS-play", as he likes to say. Just like INN-surance and UMM-brella. We don't even get a glimpse of their arrival at Aulani and it is never mentioned. Any yes, he really did say he doesn't know much about Hawaii and hasn't really done any research. Of course he said the same about NYC and had all sorts of plans anyway. I don't know why he wants to make it seem like he's flying by the seat of his pants when in reality he does have a definite plan. If he does any filming locations (like Superman in NYC), you know for sure he researched.
On top of all this, the usual lack of focus from his old camera is just constant in the dim lighting on the plane. It's almost headache inducing as he lingers on each item or object and waits 5+second for it to come into some kind of focus
And then in the end, while Adam is acting like this is some once in a lifetime trip he's taking his mom on, we find out this isn't even Mom's first visit to Hawaii, she and Rev Jim went just 3-4 years ago for their anniversary.
My schadenfreude is off the charts picturing Adam in a tropical paradise but completely unable to enjoy it because he's spending his time snipping at commenters on his YouTube videos. He's giving off real Jenn Tracker energy here, and I am here for it!David's feisty today! Someone must be adjusting to Hawaii time and didn't get to sleep until noon before starting his day
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The answer to that question, zonilo1, is that he doesn't have a passport nor does he care to "acquire" one.
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Yeah guys! He took down his Patreon years ago! He's self made and doesn't need to ask for your money even though he's chronically addicted to posting shitty, repetitive content for you to click on and watch which then directly benefits his income!
If this were truly a vacation for him, then I'd be fine with that. Some people like to be more spontaneous on their vacations and take things as they come, and that's their prerogative. I'm personally more of a planner, but I'm not going to tell other people how to enjoy their time off.He did admit in today’s video that he has done no research on Hawaii.
That's one of the most annoying things with him lately. How he oscillates between personalities. He's like Jenn Tracker these days, but with a penis.Jesus Christ, Adam, way to totally miss the point of what that person was saying. No, let's not even pretend to have sympathy for the people who keep you flush with cash to waste on Disney stock and DVC that are struggling to make ends meet right now. Let's make it about how you're so much not like those other grifters out there....you're too punk rock to have a patreon and ask people to buy your merch!
I think I can answer that!What is the strategy behind doing a 50 minute vlog (can't remember the last time he had a vlog that long) about traveling to Hawaii and staying at Aulani because you're a DVC member, and not mentioning Aulani or showing your arrival there? What would people rather see, cheap LA t-shirts, your cup of coffee and your feet on the plane, or the welcome and your first look at Aulani?
As a lifelong traveler to Hawaii, I'd love to see hours of video of a 50 year old wanna-be punk, wandering around Oahu wearing ridiculous Mickey Mouse shirts (or maybe his Celebration tee), Dickies shorts, and Saucony tennis shoes with beige socks. We have that type here in the OC when the weather gets too hot and we are invaded by LA and IE trash.What is the strategy behind doing a 50 minute vlog (can't remember the last time he had a vlog that long) about traveling to Hawaii and staying at Aulani because you're a DVC member, and not mentioning Aulani or showing your arrival there? What would people rather see, cheap LA t-shirts, your cup of coffee and your feet on the plane, or the welcome and your first look at Aulani?
Why? That's just about the emptiest place on planet earth. There isn't enough in there for bacteria to survive.Ugh. Now I feel dirty having gotten into Adam's head a little bit. I'm going to go take a shower.
I think that was a shot at BLAB.David's feisty today! Someone must be adjusting to Hawaii time and didn't get to sleep until noon before starting his day
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The answer to that question, zonilo1, is that he doesn't have a passport nor does he care to "acquire" one.
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OT but are we to assume Jenn doesn't have a penis herself? We already know she has Tim's balls in her possession 24/7. Okay back to shitting on DavidThat's one of the most annoying things with him lately. How he oscillates between personalities. He's like Jenn Tracker these days, but with a penis.
He only "occasionally" looks at comments (remember?!), yet he seems to have an uncanny ability to seek out and respond to any critical comment under each new vlog.
And, in doing so, he sounds like a total prissy ass, dick of a pampered son of a bitch manchild with his snarky responses.
Now, to the contrary, on the vlogs, he tries to come across so blasé...so indifferent to things.... so unconcerned where the day will take him.
Like - oh what's that? I just flew into Hawaii. Mom and me. First class. Am I on an airplane right now? Who knew? When in Rome... Are those dirty windows? What's this wine glass for? Not sure how long we'll be here in Hawaii... at this hotel...that I won't name even though we all know where I'm going... 7, 8... maybe 9 days... oh I'm just a free spirit... I go with the flow... we'll see what happens... who knows what day it is ... I'm easygoing like that...
Such a fucking act.
Cuz then the SECOND someone calls him out on his bullshit - whether it's this, the concert he couldn't film at, Cousin Eddie's house, etc., he does a 180 and turns back into the REAL Adam... a total asshole.
He really has turned into a complete mental case. Even more than he was ever before.
There’s the next thread title - “Adam the Woo - Jenn Tracker with a penis”That's one of the most annoying things with him lately. How he oscillates between personalities. He's like Jenn Tracker these days, but with a penis.
He only "occasionally" looks at comments (remember?!), yet he seems to have an uncanny ability to seek out and respond to any critical comment under each new vlog.
And, in doing so, he sounds like a total prissy ass, dick of a pampered son of a bitch manchild with his snarky responses.
Now, to the contrary, on the vlogs, he tries to come across so blasé...so indifferent to things.... so unconcerned where the day will take him.
Like - oh what's that? I just flew into Hawaii. Mom and me. First class. Am I on an airplane right now? Who knew? When in Rome... Are those dirty windows? What's this wine glass for? Not sure how long we'll be here in Hawaii... at this hotel...that I won't name even though we all know where I'm going... 7, 8... maybe 9 days... oh I'm just a free spirit... I go with the flow... we'll see what happens... who knows what day it is ... I'm easygoing like that...
Such a fucking act.
Cuz then the SECOND someone calls him out on his bullshit - whether it's this, the concert he couldn't film at, Cousin Eddie's house, etc., he does a 180 and turns back into the REAL Adam... a total asshole.
He really has turned into a complete mental case. Even more than he was ever before.
Greatest fielding third baseman of all time. End. Of.
Brooks Robinson with the glove and George Brett with the bat... SheeeshGreatest fielding third baseman of all time. End. Of.
There’s the next thread title - “Adam the Woo - Jenn Tracker with a penis”
Is that confirmed though, or just supposition? I mean sure, he hangs out with Giggles a lot, but he hangs out with Giggles a lot.There’s the next thread title - “Adam the Woo - Jenn Tracker with a penis”
Adjusted itIs that confirmed though, or just supposition? I mean sure, he hangs out with Giggles a lot, but he hangs out with Giggles a lot.
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Adam the Woo #13 - Jenn Tracker, but with a penis (...maybe?... we think?...I mean, he's gotta have one, right?)
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