'Unbelievably proud of my husband right now. He's come up with a gimmick to part fools from their monkey under the guise of improving their health.'
'Standing up and bringing home all that extra money for me to spend on sequinned shit and holidays without my children'
I mean, I don't deny how glorious a short child-free holiday is, I've got one booked myself this year. But it's a cheap jolly for husbands birthday. We will still actually go on holiday with our children. I feel like this ski trip over New Year was the first time I've ever seen the kids on holiday with her.
Money not monkey!