2023 Celebrity Death Pool #5 just die

[Kat5998]

I’ve found this thread because of it being mentioned on the Philip Schofield one

I feel so bad for laughing, but some of these posts on here have me wheezing

 

[Sir Lancelot]

I'm watching TOTP from 1994 and I might put Marti Pellow on my 2024 list.

 

[Serene Serena]

I lost this thread when the old one finished, so imagine my excitement when I saw I had 18 pages to catch up on…swiftly followed by the disappointment of realising nobody’s died and you’re all just gobshites

Stick with us. We’re not wavering despite it being May already and only 3 deaths off The List. Stay strong, Dead Poolers, we will be rewarded in time 🪦

 

[coconochanel]

*wanders in looks to see if there is any deaths? still none wanders back out

 

[MLE007]

The irritating thing is I've a draft post ready for when Rolf dies with points, May Bonus points and leaderboard all worked out; he's going to live for a while yet and so I'll have to bloody delete it.

This is by far the worst thing he has ever done.
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PS. Twenty days since our last hit, ffs

Serena's canapes will be fucked by now too

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

To think of the times he had me in tears over sad little puppies on animal hospital. I've always been a bad judge of character

I wouldn’t worry mate The Queen had him round her gaff painting her portrait. We all fell for Animal Hospital Rolf.

 

[hol20x]

Ricky Gervais is ill, according to my google alerts.

Gravely ill or just a wee bit poorly? How many points @Sir Lancelot, just in case it's fatal?

He just had the shits he'll be grand

 

[Fifah1907]

Why would they keep it quiet? I’ve never known that happen before??

Get the funeral done without chance of disruption or protests I would guess

 

[MLE007]

Just looking at the state of play so far and it's gone like this:
Boy (Paul O'G)
Girl (Mary Q)
Boy (Harry B)

So, imagining we're at an old skool dinner party, it's got to be a girl that goes next?
Maybe...

Could be a "them"

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Not even Pete Burns?

He'll be spinning (right round baby right round) in his grave.

 

[Serene Serena]

It's difficult to 'Be Kind' when someone is a cunt.

I think this comment deserves a round of applause

 

[JoJo76]

Not celeb death, but I fucking sobbed my heart out at watching Libby, are you home yet? Especially the last episode. Fuck me. My daughter was the same age at the time and also at Uni.

Still off work as not allowed to bend neck down. So bored, now drinking wine for fun. Watching OG Scream so I can see actual deaths.

 

[VC10]

Dolph lundgren apparently had lung cancer for 8 years 🥹

He's had a good innings - time he went.

 

[thenorthremembers]

I like vodka that’s about all. Cheers

 

[Morleybbz]

I wonder if we could have a civilian Death Pool?

Just make random names up and if someone with that name dies this year, you get points.

"Lynn Smith, 65, from Bexley, died today..."

That's 35 points!

They'd be a phenomenon in the future when every woman named Lynn Smith lives until 112...

I swear this thread is a horcrux for everyone who is listed on it!

 

[VC10]

What if the next sleb is Sam Smith though?!

it would certainly add a sparkle to my day if it was

 

[TruthTeller1036]

Next years list just needs to be called the null points club

 

[Sir Lancelot]

So we are 10 days into May and no one has died yet, if no one dies that is listed on our May bonuses can we carry it onto June and so forth?

No.
No you cannot.
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I think we should get a new bonus guess each month, we might actually get some points that way.
Sir Lancelot, (ooh, my phone predicts that now), what do you think?

No.
I may give another Bonus Month later in the year. We have one this month. Don't be greedy.

 

[JoJo76]

While we are waiting for some poor sleb to die, did I ever tell about the time I killed Blake Carrington from Dynasty? It was on some obscure channel and I said to Husband, he must be dead now? He died the next day.

I need to start watching old TV. Any suggestions for people needing points?

Edit: take advantage while I am off work after the op. I am here for all your viewing needs.

 

[thenorthremembers]

Nice and sunny outside isn’t it.