2023 Celebrity Death Pool #5 just die

[Sir Lancelot]

lancelot got the legs out

My shins bring the girls to my yard.

 

[Mrs Fluff]

Random, I know some people have mentioned NUL POINTS tshirts, I wan one that says ADJACENT

 

[#botsforlife]

Hey Reaper, if you are reading this can you please stop killing off adjacent deaths to myself. There’s been two people this week that have had unexpected deaths that are known to me. Please kill celebrities, not people I know.

 

[Serene Serena]

BREAKING NEWS!!! Coronation Street star dead.

Oh wait...

Maria Charles, who was known for playing Lena Thistlewood.

WHO?

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Those poor sisters have been riddled with cancer

Serves them right for their terrible music and appearances on Loose Women.

 

[Mrs Fluff]

Russell Crowe's dog was a big shock this year

But typical of the times. I'm starting to miss 2016 (sigh)

Dick Van Dykes wife is fifty years younger and I wouldn't put it past the old goat to outlive her.

 

[MLE007]

Not his time yet

Saturday Jamie Foxx at death's door
Sunday Jamie Foxx thanks well wishers
Monday Jamie Foxx in hospital due to mystery illness
Tuesday Jamie Foxx sitting up feeling fab
Wednesday Jamie Foxx still critical
Thursday Jamie Foxx to star in days of their lives
Friday Jamie Foxx nearly died
Rinse repeat

 

[Mrs Fluff]

He's just trying to keep us on our toes, a bit like King Dick Van Dyke!

He's not fit to be mentioned in the same breath as Dick Van Dyke. He can come back when he's done live TV, walked away from a car crash and signed up to Days Of Our Lives all since he turned 97.

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Is it just me that thinks everyone looks like their profile pics? I actually think Sir Lancealot has antlers.

That isn't even my face, nevermind my antlers.

 

[Serene Serena]

Don’t be ashamed at all. We were all shocked (I think) when we found out what a creature he was.

I was gobsmacked. I remember thinking 'this is a man who cries over dead badgers, how can he be a pervert?' I honestly thought he was the kindly avuncular chap he pretended to be.

 

[Serene Serena]

Praying for Prince Andrew to drop dead of shame on his way out of the cathedral and for all the congregation to step over his prone body - spitting on him if they feel the need to.

 

[TruthTeller1036]

So DM readers. Do we think Rolf Harris is dead?

Apparently been ill with neck cancer and a private ambulance was outside his house yesterday. They are generally sent for bodies. They are basically cooled vans. I reckon points incoming.

Yeah I reckon he’s gone and they’re waiting to announce it
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So DM readers. Do we think Rolf Harris is dead?

Apparently been ill with neck cancer and a private ambulance was outside his house yesterday. They are generally sent for bodies. They are basically cooled vans. I reckon points incoming.

hopefully give us another bank holiday for celebration

 

[Sir Lancelot]

No one's going to die in May are they?

That's the kind of attitude to death that will score you nul points!

 

[Sir Lancelot]

I'm not even going to bother saying it this time.

 

[Kthxbye]

Fucks sake.

How are we all so shit at this?


ROLF HARRIS WILL YOU JUST DIE.

 

[InkHeart]

Is it just me that thinks everyone looks like their profile pics? I actually think Sir Lancealot has antlers.

My mom says I'm the handsomest guy in school!

 

[Serene Serena]

 

[thenorthremembers]

I like Sam Smith

Sam is that you?

 

[Sir Lancelot]

I wonder if we could have a civilian Death Pool?

Just make random names up and if someone with that name dies this year, you get points.

"Lynn Smith, 65, from Bexley, died today..."

That's 35 points!

 

[tivadiva]

I’m actually of Indian heritage, with brown skin and dark hair, but over time I’ve convinced myself I am actually Kylie Minogue when on the Tattle. I now conduct my business around the place as if I am her, and I believe some posters on my regular threads have bought into this narrative as well. I should be so lucky

Have you seen what they’ve been saying about you on the secret celeb gossip page Kylie