2023 Celebrity Death Pool #5 just die

[Serene Serena]

In the doc, he relapsed 5yrs ago during Busteds tour. He’s relapsed after 2008 as well!

He relapses when he's on tour so stands to reason he's going to relapse again this year.

Could be an utter catastrophe, where he snorts cocaine cut with ketamine and goes into cardiac arrest, leaving Emma bereft and their 3 children without a father.

On the other hand, he could stick to eating protein bars and drinking fruit smoothies and live to a ripe old age., bouncing great grandchildren on his knee in his 80's.

I quite like him and Emma so I'm hoping for the latter scenario.

 

[Sir Lancelot]

It's looking like there will be no May Bonus points given.

 

[Rockin' Robin]

It's looking like there will be no May Bonus points given.

May I ask why?

 

[Archduchess of Luxembourg]

Can I ask why?

Because no-one is DYING

 

[Rockin' Robin]

Because no-one is DYING

Not even Rolf Harris?

 

[smudge126]

I'm going to the tour. I love boybands and they are one of the few I haven't seen.
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I kinda agree, still will be singing along at their show though!

I’ve been to see Busted loads, you’ll have a great time!

I like Matt, he’s the only one out of the three that I find remotely tolerable.

 

[Mrs Fluff]

Because no-one is DYING

We have another just under two weeks, but yeah heading into the summer it's not looking good now until September/October

 

[Rockin' Robin]

It's looking like there will be no May Bonus points given.

I don't like to do this, but can you please check thread 4, posts 856 and 868.
I know there has been no official announcement of Rolf Harris's death, but I thought I would mention this, just in case.

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Rolf Harris is not dead.
Any votes will be counted if such an event were to occur.
As things stand, Rolf has:
Eleven official votes
One May Bonus vote
One non-point scoring vote due to being late.

Don't question me and my spreadsheet.

 

[Rockin' Robin]

Rolf Harris is not dead.
Any votes will be counted if such an event were to occur.
As things stand, Rolf has:
Eleven official votes
One May Bonus vote
One non-point scoring vote due to being late.

Don't question me and my spreadsheet.

Jesus, there was no need for that.

 

[Sir Lancelot]

(Your May Bonus would put you in second place, btw, @Rockin' Robin, so I'd keep your fingers crossed...)
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Jesus, there was no need for that.

Jesus died. Nul points because he came back.
The same applies to any other zombie celebrities.
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I am quite drunk.

 

[Tangerine Cat]

Jesus, there was no need for that.

It’s the lack of deaths. He’s been poised with his calculator and highlighter pen since January and has only moved twice since then. What’s a man to do but turn to drink?

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Apologies to @Rockin' Robin, for my use of a friendly term (since deleted) that didn't sound very friendly!

 

[VC10]

 

[Rockin' Robin]

Apologies to @Rockin' Robin, for my use of a friendly term (since deleted) that didn't sound very friendly!

For the continuation of a the thread, I accept your apology. And the naming of thread 6 is not necessary.

 

[VC10]

I've just seen a picture of the actor Timothy Spall. bleeping hell, he's acting dead. Looks mummified

 

[Mugglewump]

I’ve been to see Busted loads, you’ll have a great time!

I like Matt, he’s the only one out of the three that I find remotely tolerable.

I like Charlie.
I'll see any/all boybands though.

 

[JoJo76]

It’s so weird that this is by far my fave Tattle thread, despite the fact that no fuckers are bleeping dead. Alice Evans is so last year. (Still follow and post though, obvs)

 

[JuneJuneHannah]

Surely if Rolf has didgerydon'ted then they can't hide it forever? Death certs n all that?

 

[shellie]

I've just seen a picture of the actor Timothy Spall. bleeping hell, he's acting dead. Looks mummified

I'm sure he had leukemia of some kind back sometime in the 90s. He seemed to yo-yo weight-wise for a while then went on a health kick. It is a surprise when you see pics of him in the Harry Potter films and then recent ones. It's like he is a completely different person.