2023 Celebrity Death Pool #4 'Nul Points!' we cry, but when will another celebrity die?!

[Sir Lancelot]

We can sacrifice Willy if it means Dolly Parton gets another ten years at least.

Nobody is sacrificing my Willy!

 

[merlin]

RIP Lilly and Dame Edna - both effortlessly funny

 

[Eeeww David!]

Leticia Dean (Sharon from EE). She’s lost so much weight her head will become too heavy for her neck and snap.

 

[Mugglewump]

Did you google it? It worked for me. Lots of interesting reading.

http://www.autopsyfiles.org/reports/Celebs/bryant,%20kobe_report.pdf

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A seat?
Pah.
I want a chair made from the skin of 2023 Celebrity Death Pool victims!

Since we're all so crap I think it'll be quite a small chair.
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Since we're all so crap I think it'll be quite a small chair.

Mind you, if Sam Smith dies you could get a three piece suite with room for extra.

 

[Serene Serena]

I'm slowly trying to build a Manson-like cult... I AM DAVID KORESH AND YOU'RE ALL MY WIVES NOW!

<backs away slowly from the thread>

 

[Mrs Fluff]

I reckon if he did pass before the crowning they'd have a body double. Prepared to be called stupid.

If its Harry Enfield, I'll watch the whole thing!

 

[bargainhunt99]

April predictions:

@EnjoyingTheShow predicted Andy Taylor, musician, would die this month.

@MLE007 predicted Katie Price, balloon-breasted moron, would die this month.

We still have a few days left of the month, so you never know...

I'm going to say Katie Price, balloon breasted moron, for every month till it happens. Hopefully it will be an agonising death. (Did I just say that out loud)

 

[Serene Serena]

I was at the hospital and the signal was playing up. Apologies.

Are you ill? Are you going to die? Who is going to manage The List when you're dead?

 

[Miss Havisham]

So sad to hear that Barrie Humphries has left us. I absolutely adored him.

 

[Mrs Fluff]

Must have been very quick from diagnosis to the end then He always seemed very robust from his years of dancing.

Bone cancer. My uncle diagnosed in November with the same thing and only lasted to January

 

[Serene Serena]

Another unexpected death and still NUL POINTS!!! RIP Len

 

[coconochanel]

I'm surprised no one had Len down.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Anyone who has Bam Margera on their list I think points could be on the horizon. He’s currently on the run from the police.

 

[Imjusta_Teenage_Dirtbag]

Jerry Springer: NUL POINTS

FFS!! I’m sick to death (don’t get excited I’m a Nul-pointer!) with covid and fell over running here just now…..how the hell did we not think of Jerry!! We are sh!t, honestly

 

[hol20x]

God we are absolutely shite at this.

 

[Facehugger]

Right you lovely lot, thanks so much for your welcomes, bless you, this thread is too funny! I'll bring my fishing chair and wine/gin, I'll also sit on Sam Smith hill & share my beverages with anyone else camping out up there right you buggers, there's been too much wrestling talk, don't any of you dare nominate my gorgeous Steve for the reaper thank you xx

 

[princessmaire80]

Shaun Ryder has alopecia, I think from what he’s said it’s alopecia universalis. He developed it after having an operation on his hip. He’s also got a dodgy thyroid which doesn’t help…

 

[littlepup]

Has anyone said Russell Grant ?

I thought he was already dead!
Might be thinking of Jeremy Beadle

 

[JuneJuneHannah]

Bam has turned himself in.

Good news for Bam. Sort yourself out fella.

Bad news for all those awaiting points.

 

[Mugglewump]

Everyone is welcome on my he hill.
It's fun up here, good view of anyone who carks it too.