2023 Celebrity Death Pool #4 'Nul Points!' we cry, but when will another celebrity die?!

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Would anyone vote for the Beckhams?? Catherine Zeta Jones & Michael Douglas? Calista Flockhart & Harrison Ford?
If Tom Hanks becomes single, I'm throwing my hat in the ring!
 
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Had a Nana nap earlier, does anyone call them this still? Aka, bleeping snot rag sleep. Anyway I had yet another dream that Alice Evans died in a carbon monoxide poisoning. I’ve obvs onto a thing here. Off you pop Alice. Give me points you lunatic!
 
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Right.

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Stop the revolution tit. I'm in charge and I'm watching you fuckers.

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We're approaching the need for thread number five.

Any suggestions for a title?
I'm tempted to just keep it as #5 with no title.

Make your suggestions/votes and I'll pick a winner or go with the majority.
 
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Right.

1)
Stop the revolution tit. I'm in charge and I'm watching you fuckers.

2)
We're approaching the need for thread number five.

Any suggestions for a title?
I'm tempted to just keep it as #5 with no title.

Make your suggestions/votes and I'll pick a winner or go with the majority.
Thread title: celeb death pool #5 and they’re all still alive
 
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Charles' Coronation: but will any celebrities go on permanent vacation?
"God Save the King!" but will 2023 more celebrity deaths bring?
"God Save the King!" we cry, but when will another celebrity die? (much like the current thread title)

Probably tit but I thought I would have a go.
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Oh, I didn't mean for that emoji. Vacation rhymes with Cor-on-ation
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Oh, I didn't mean for that emoji. Vacation rhymes with Cor-on-ation
 
Good shout!! Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman got divorced in Their 60/70s after 45 years together! Could you imagine Tom Hanks and Rita, Kevin Bacon and Kyra…. is anyone safe!?!
Jon Bon Jovi and wife?
 
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Well duck me sideways, I've just had a brainwave!

We are all sitting around waiting for celebrities to die, right? and nothing is happening.

WELL, inspired by Kevin Costner's wife filing for divorce, why don't we start a splinter thread whereby we predict what celeb rships will end in the rest of 2023? We'd need to decide what counted as a "rship" ie do they need to be married or not? Possibly they just need to have been together more than a year for it to count. And you would get the number of points that they had been together in years. So a 30yr rship ending, you get 30 points. A 1 yr rship ending, you only get 1 point.

I vote for @SirLancelot to do the honours!
I'll play!
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Jon Bon Jovi and wife?
Nooooooooo, that's evil!

I'm wondering how I can work Sam Smith into this game.
 
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We have not revived Jamie Foxx? Oh for god sake we’re getting worse 🤣.
bleeping savage right now I can tell you. After that selfish bastard Pope Benedict died before 2023 I thought I had this one in the bag, but no.

And where is Jimmy Carter? THREE MONTHS in hospice!!!!

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I'm too new to be allowed to start a thread but if someone else wants to start "Celebrity Divorce Pool 2023", that would be fab!
 
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Thread Suggestion
2023 Celebrity Death Pool #5
Reaper Reaper Where You Be? Give Us Points For Our Celebrity! 🤷‍♂️
 
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Thread 5 Dick looks good in a crown but when will another sleb go down?
 
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I like that. Mine wouldn’t be allowed by the mods.

Just bleeping die you selfish bunch of twats :mad:
Well, this was never getting accepted (but cheers for all the likes!).

So I will go with a trimmed down and very boring version of ‘Just Die’ and hope for the best.
 
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