2023 Celebrity Death Pool #4 'Nul Points!' we cry, but when will another celebrity die?!

[Sir Lancelot]

Thread #5 We're all messed in the head, but at least we know which David is dead.

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Congratulations to @Bluenose70💙, who has earned four points for predicting the death of Harry Belafonte!
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The current leaderboard now stands:

1st Place
@Shesaidwhat with 33 points for Paul O'Grady

2nd Place
@Fishwife, @MillionDollarBaby and @Rockin' Robin with 7 points for Mary Quant

3rd (or fifth) Place
@Bluenose70💙 with four points for Harry Belafonte.

Well done, point scorers!
Keep 'em peeled for more sleb deaths, folks!
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[Sir Lancelot]

Jerry Springer: NUL POINTS

 

[JoJo76]

2023Celebrity dead pool #5

One by one the celebrities fell, and all of us are going to hell!

Getting in first with next thread title

I like that. Mine wouldn’t be allowed by the mods.

Just fucking die you selfish bunch of twats

 

[Sir Lancelot]

The Tattle 2023 Celebrity Death Pool is a list of celebrities that we think will shuffle off this mortal coil in 2023.

This is the continuation of the threads that can be found here:
#1. 2023 Celebrity Death Pool | Tattle Life

#2. 2023 Celebrity Death Pool #2 | Tattle Life

#3 2023 Celebrity Death Pool #3 | Tattle Life


We don't want these people to die (well... with a few exceptions).

It is just a list of celebrities we think may get a visit from the Grim Reaper this year.



Points will be given to those who name someone who dies, and will be issued as a score of 100 minus the age of the celebrity in question.



For example:

A 98 year old dies, you get two points.

A 20 year old dies, you get 80 points.



Anyone over the age of 100 gets you one point only.



The current leaderboard is as follows:

In first place, with our first hit (and still feeling guilty about it) on 33 points for nominating much-missed Paul O'Grady:

@Shesaidwhat?

In joint second place, with 7 points for nominating Mary Quant:

@Fishwife

@MillionDollarBaby

@Rockin' Robin

We have not been doing well!

All point-scoring votes were placed before February 2023.

You can discuss recent/likely deaths but no points will be awarded beyond those names nominated before the cut-off date (we were a bit late; the 2024 list will he complete by Dec 31st).

We have recieved over 1200 individual votes with over 390 individual celebs named.

The top names on the list are:

39 votes - Britney

34 votes - Sir David Attenborough

34 votes - Ozzy Osbourne

31 votes - Dick Van Dyke

31 votes - Vladimir Putin

27 votes - Katie Price

25 votes - Cara Delevigne

25 votes- Simon Cowell

22 votes - Kanye West

19 votes - Celine Dion

Some memorable One Vote Club members include:

Alex Zane

Bill Oddie

Davina McCall

Eddie Redmane

Frankie Valli

Gloria Huniford

Howard Donald

Iain Lee

Jason Orange

Kim Cattrall

Larry Lamb

Maisie Williams

Noddy Holder

Pam St. Clement

Queen Margarethe of Denmark

Rose West

Steve Guttenberg

Tippi Hedren

Vince Neil

Wil Wheaton

Yoko Ono

Now, with our battle cry of 'NUL POINTS!', on we go!
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[Sir Lancelot]

Well. This is all very cheerful.

 

[JaneEyre12]

I’m usually a lurker on this thread - you lot are so funny (and savage ) but what the hell has the Grim Reaper got against older drag artists and can someone please check on RuPaul!

 

[NomDeGuerre]

Bet he's up there now, refereeing a catfight between Anna Nicole Smith and Whitney Houston.

 

[Prince fan 1999]

Can't believe we've lost 2 of the best drag acts in the space of a few weeks

 

[Silverback]

Apparently people can sense death before it happens and I’ve also heard that people can smell of death before they actually pass

My friend was killed in a motorbike crash many years ago. I saw him in the morning and we were meant to meet up a few hours later. As we were leaving each other he looked sad and wasn’t acting like himself. I said goodbye to him and that I’d see him later- but got the oddest feeling when I said that. The next few hours felt weird and I looked at my watch and noted the time at one point, for no apparent reason. When I got to his house later the policeman was getting out of his car and removed his hat, and my stomach dropped. I knew what it meant. Turned out he had been killed at the exact time I’d checked my watch.

 

[Mugglewump]

*they...

He.
I will die on this hill.

 

[Sir Lancelot]

NUL POINTS for whoever that is.
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Seriously? I think it deserves bonus points.
A wild card if you will. You sir just don't want the the work.

Nope. The cut-off date was so nobody could put someone who suddenly fell ill on their list half way through the year. Them's the rules.

The 2024 List will only accept nominations between Dec 1st - Dec 31st (this year).
Then we can start fresh on New Year's Day!

 

[quinzel]

I might have took a gamble on David Gest though

"David's dead" aka one of the best moments in British TV history.

 

[Sir Lancelot]

At This Game We Are Crap, When Will A Sleb Take A Dirt Nap?

 

[travelbug20]

Hello!

Hope it's OK that I post on this thread... just wanted to say I found it far too late to get involved but every time I see a death announced I love to come on here and see what you're all saying/if anyone had them on their list... keep up the good work from a silent watcher of the celeb death pool

P.S RIP Len, as a big Strictly fan that one really got me

 

[Meangirl815]

I was in the shower and my non tattler husband shouted upstairs 'bet there's points on the board now Len Goodman has died'
Fastest shower ever and NUL POINTS ffs

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Len Goodman, NUL POINTS




(I had to triple check the spreadsheet for that)

 

[Mrs Fluff]

You see? Literally laughing at us fools. Look at that pic there laughing away!

Dick Van Dyke, 97, to portray man with amnesia on Days of Our Lives

The national treasure - who's only an Oscar away from elite EGOT status - will appear in an episode airing this fall on Peacock alongside his gym buddy Drake Hogestyn

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Peter Martin?!

Royle Family and Emmerdale star Peter Martin has died aged 82 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...tml?ito=native_share_article-nativemenubutton

*stands on desk and clears throat*


NUL POINTS

 

[coconochanel]

We wrote our lists in Dec, we've had randomers coming in saying every different name under sun, and we've all been given a bonus name AND STILL NUL FRIGGING POINTS!