2023 Celebrity Death Pool #4 'Nul Points!' we cry, but when will another celebrity die?!

[JuneJuneHannah]

How can such a large amount of people collectively suck at a simple task

 

[MLE007]

David's DEAD???

It will never get old !

 

[Sir Lancelot]

NUL POINTS

(I just like saying it. I might get t-shirts printed)

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Afternoon.
Anyone dead?
No?
Ok then.
As you were.

 

[boatofbubbles]

Is there a true feeling of death? I've heard people know death is coming? My granddad was not ill, but I walked past his house to go my parents for tea, was running late. I knew my dad would be annoyed about being late. Yet I had a "feeling" walking past my granddad's house. Rang my parents, so my dad went round thinking I was being over dramatic (I was pregnant at the time, but i wouldn't let it drop). My grandad was found dead with my grandmother's funeral papers under him. She died probably about 20 years earlier.

 

[Serene Serena]

Celeb Death Pool #5 Wanna live forever? Join our club

 

[JoJo76]

Just checking in, not been around much due to post surgery pain. Still not dead, and no other fuckers worth points are either. We fail at life (and death).

 

[Serene Serena]

Jerry Springer, wealthy man with access to the best healthcare, yet dead before reaching the Octogenarian club.

Pancreatic cancer is incurable though, at the moment, it's one of the worst cancers to get, if not THE worst, because there's no treatment and the symptoms don't show until it's too late. Vile disease.

 

[Sir Lancelot]

He's recovering from brain surgery so he's not going anywhere anyway.

He's not on The List so what do we care? NEXT!

Maybe a passing eagle will drop a turtle on Germaine Greer's head?
Or a brick will fall from a building and kill John Travolta?
Perhaps Morgan Freeman will electrocute himself when fixing a toaster?
Will Trevor McDonald choke on a McDonalds?

WE JUST DON'T KNOW!

 

[Imjusta_Teenage_Dirtbag]

He's as much of a good shout as some singer from the 1960's, I'm nominating him right now!

I googled the fella who died earlier and still none the wiser! Give me a Z-lister like Paul Dannan and I’m all over it like a Love Islander around a PrettyLittleThing deal

 

[Kittypops]

Jerry Springer, anyone?

 

[Sir Lancelot]

We may as well just make an Adjacent list for 2024, ffs

 

[Sir Lancelot]

I have made my decision on a thread title and it will be revealed in due course
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RIP Linda Lewis, singer.

Nul points.

 

[Curly Top]

Another one has slipped through the net. I’ve got my husband interested in this thread and I just told him LG had died. He said “At last, some points”. I had to admit no, none at all.

He was asking me how many could choose and how many people involved. He’s amazed how useless we are

Come on

 

[Sir Lancelot]

So many new people joining this thread.

Thank you @Sir Lancelot for creating this. Round of applause ladies and gents for the spreadsheet king
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What do you want?

 

[Imjusta_Teenage_Dirtbag]

Oh not Kimi! Nope I won't have the reaper going after him either

To be fair with our track record I think you can count him as safe his gardener, maid or dog walker however should be sh!tting it right about now……

 

[Gloria Rostron]

Pancreatic cancer is incurable though, at the moment, it's one of the worst cancers to get, if not THE worst, because there's no treatment and the symptoms don't show until it's too late. Vile disease.

It's shocking really how some cancers are effectively neglected and not given a chance. It's great that Breast Cancer awareness is so high but there are many other cancers forgotten about, such as ovarian, pancreatic, oesophagael and bile duct cancer. These cancers need researching desperately.

 

[scannertd]

I think I'd rather die peacefully within a few months than undergo a massive operation with such a low survival rate. Hopefully, the more research that is done into pancreatic cancer, the better the treatment will become.

I think I would give it one more twist of the cards myself.
Last week I had to take Mr S to the a@e dept cos he confessed to me that he had had a pain over his liver for 6 months getting worse slowly and now it was at the point where he was doubled over and couldn't breath properly or focus on anything.
I said to he him it's not pancreatic cancer because you would be dead by now!
All clear after bloods and ct scan.
He had been secretly doing strenuous yoga poses and stomach crunches before his morning 5k run every day and twisted and inflamed the cartilage at the bottom of the ribs on one side, the drive home was colourful to say the least.
Sorry off topic- forgive me for derailing.

 

[Serene Serena]

Derek Draper might just die to spite Kate. Poor fella, he’s probably fed up of her dereking on about his incontinence and frailty. His quality of life must be abysmal, relying on others for 24/7 care when he used to be such a strong, healthy, independent man.

 

[jayne2240]

Outrageously in the office this morning they were chatting about how “SO MANY” celebs have died this year. I’d love to bloody know who’s died because nobody on the bastard list seems to have kicked it.