2023 Celebrity Death Pool #4 'Nul Points!' we cry, but when will another celebrity die?!

[Serene Serena]

Heres my new list.....

A pop star
An actor
A Z-list
A sports star
A tv personality

that should cover everyone and get me AT LEAST SOME POINTS!

In reality though, it will be:

A pop star's nail technician
An actor's stand in
A Z-lister's cat
A sports star's mother-in-law
A tv personality's dogsitter

 

[Serene Serena]

Thread party!!!

 

[Sir Lancelot]

A little fact for you. My dad has just rang to tell me He’s died, He was in my aunts class at school in Jamaica.

Your Dad just called you to tell you he is dead?

G...G... G... GHOST!!

 

[MillionDollarBaby]

Can’t believe nobody had poor Len.
At least now he’s on his way to “HEAVEEEEEEEEEN”

 

[Mrs Fluff]

Nah just her ex David

David's DEAD???

 

[Kthxbye]

Celebrity Death Pool #5 ADJACENT

 

[MillionDollarBaby]

Thread suggestion: “we’re all just having a chat at this point really…”

 

[Tangerine Cat]

Len Goodman, NUL POINTS




(I had to triple check the spreadsheet for that)

You ARE joking?

fuck you lot are useless



(my list is brilliant, the Grim Reaper has just mislaid it for the time being…. )

 

[hehehe]

I didn't know Patricia Routledge and Betty Boothroyd were having an affair! I didn't even know they were gay!

But are they dead and did anyone get points

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Imma study the spreadsheet

Hey! Respect my authority!!

 

[Mrs Fluff]

Barry Humphries has left the building

 

[Facehugger]

BIB I like you

Thank you! Well, someone has to say it, god's sake, it's like he's the only person ever in the world to have suffered from it, my Mum got the bugger & it caused Pneumonia and she popped off, madam Garraway is lucky she's still got him but she yammers on all the time about her/his difficulties blah blah. He's still with you love, you're lucky

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Another one has slipped through the net. I’ve got my husband interested in this thread and I just told him LG had died. He said “At last, some points”. I had to admit no, none at all.

He was asking me how many could choose and how many people involved. He’s amazed how useless we are

Come on

You can tell him we've named over 390 celebs, and only got two hits so far... and it is almost May, ffs

 

[Sir Lancelot]

So has MJs mum died?

Has she Beat It?

 

[Serene Serena]

Sorry I’m just a lurker on this thread but seen there’s an opportunity to win points…

I’m gonna go for Derek Draper (does he count?)

But what will Kate Garraway do when she’s widowed? She can only spin her grief out for a while. He’s been her money spinner since he caught Covid, poor man. She’ll have to get a proper job instead of derreking for a living.

 

[Sir Lancelot]

I'll join you. Mt granddads didn’t fanny around dur6the war of independence and I won't either!

*Grandthems

 

[Mrs Fluff]

The Irish president's dog has died, in keeping with the adjacent theme

 

[Thequeenofhouse]

he was last seen fleeing into the woods..

someone get gazza to track him down with a fishing rod, kfc and some beers… flush him out in no time

 

[WickedThread]

Has anyone said Shaun Ryder? I’m watching I’m a celeb South Africa, and noticed he has no eyelashes, eyebrows and hair (might well be shaved the hair) but I know that’s sometimes showing of someone who’s had chemotherapy?
He could well have alopecia something like that but it’s got my twisted mind a thinking

Nah, he's looked that that for ages. I watch Celebrity Gogglebox when himself and Bez are on it. The best thing I've seen is Shaun showing off knitted jumpers for the new hens himself and the missus were waiting to get for the back garden. If anyone told us 30 years ago Shaun would not only be still alive but dressing chickens in knitwear...
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I know he had a good innings, but I am sad about Harry Belafonte going. He was a beautiful man in every sense, but more important than many realise in the Civil Rights Movement in the 60s. He not only talked the talk, but walked the walk and was instrumental in getting famous actors and singers support for events at Selma, Montgomery and the famous march on Washington.
Selma Jubilee - article on Harry Belafonte.

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Are you ill?

NUL POINTS!