Would I? *flutters eyelashes*It's not laced with something to bump us off is it?
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You flopping would. Then sell your story to the Mail (or write a book even) about how your magic excel spreadsheet ensures celebrity immortality. (To be fair I'd do the same)
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Is Julio Iglesias on there (no don't get excited, I was just wondering)
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If it is I’ll have one of everythingIt's not laced with something to bump us off is it?
I’ve currently got the worst cold I’ve ever had in my life and if it doesn’t go away soon I’ll be booking myself into my own mortuary because I have had enough! 
Are you like 50 or more. Every ailment I get I think 'curtains'.If it is I’ll have one of everything
Almost 40, so close enough to death
I never thought of that. Sod it you’ve gotta die of something.It's not laced with something to bump us off is it?
I get paranoid about backache, my mam knew someone who went to the GP with backache and he died 6 weeks later of some cancer or other.
No.
They just keep not dying and I'm not happy about it.
It might send you into a korma.It's not laced with something to bump us off is it?
I work in a mortuary so I’ve seen it all and the older I get the more paranoid I am about everything!
Yeah, I think I'd rather not know and let nature take it's course
As long as it’s a banging curry I’m down for taking one for the team
some half decent points too if I do say so myself…..unfortunately I don’t think I count as a celeb, unless you count when I was on GMTV in the late 90s as a kid How are Black Lace these days BTW?
We don't want naan of that.
I'll get my coat.
Super, man.
I know they've been shaking apple, shake the tree but how 'are' they? Dead?
I know he’s probably a Nul pointer but is Dame Edna Everage dead I’m hearing different things? I’ve forgotten his real name.
It's all the pushing of pineapples and grinding coffee. It did them in.
Nod your head. Sound your horn "nul points"
Edited to add: I've tried to work out who is dead and who just left and I've failed. Colin Gibb *original member seems to be going strong but I may be mistaken.
Barry/Edna, nul points
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Not dead yet, just saying he's not on the list
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Not dead yet, just saying he's not on the list
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