2023 Celebrity Death Pool #3

[Justwatchin...]

Stand down everyone Craig Charles is still very much alive. This twitter thread is hilarious though

 

[Sir Lancelot]

He was slated on social media about his appearance too
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Just seen this on Twitter from Katie Price… not sure how she would know though

How fucking dare that empty-headed saggy-fannied waste of space make this about her!

 

[Serene Serena]

The grim reaper took the wrong Paul. He was heading for Paul Gadd, aka Gary Glitter, but cocked up and took our lovely Paul O'Grady instead.

Don't mess up again, Grimmy, you hear?

 

[Mrs Fluff]

There was a new clip yesterday of old King Charlie boy, he was all hunched up and just looked “off”. Is there a bonus point if we predict before or after the Coronation?

Well that would be incredibly inconvenient as his face is on the souvenir tea towels now.

 

[Nannycaff54]

Has anybody got Tommy Steele . He was my idol when I was young. I used to get a birthday card from him every year because my birthday is 2 days after him. It was years before I realised it was my dad sending the cards

 

[Pointandlaugh89]

Oh ffs Katie price can't even string a sentence together.... Makes everything about her... Go away!!

 

[Blurp]

I found this on Facebook and immediately thought of this thread.

 

[Mrs Fluff]

I love what a lovely friendly thread this is despite us being disappointed when people don't die. My late mother used always tell me of local deaths when I phoned and if there were no local deaths she'd tell me nobody local had died recently. Every. Single. Phone Call.

 

[Sir Lancelot]

The current standings as of 1pm 16th April 2023:

1st Place
SheSaidWhat?
with a prediction of Paul O'Grady, earning 33 points

Joint 2nd Place
FishWife
MillionDollarBaby
Rockin' Robin
with a prediction of Mary Quant, earning 7 poins each.

Joint Last Place
EVERYONE ELSE
Zero points.

 

[JoJo76]

How did the operation go @JoJo76?

Hope you’re okay and haven’t joined the Pauls at the pearly gates

Better and less painful than expected. They’ve removed the dodgy vertebrae that was damaging my spinal cord and replaced with a metal spacer box and fused into place.

I have all the good drugs

 

[Sir Lancelot]

ABBA member

ABBA's long-term guitarist Lasse Wellander dead at the age of 70

ABBA's long-term guitarist Lasse Wellander has died at the age of 70 after falling ill with cancer, his family have announced.

www.dailymail.co.uk

This may come as a shock to you all, but Abba's guitarist is not on the list. Nul points.

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Only 5? I’m worth 54 points!

You're on nobody's list so five points is more than generous.
Keep this up and it will be minus five...

 

[Sir Lancelot]

I've just been chatting to the Grim Reaper on Snapchat and he's told me that we can expect a name to be crossed off the list within the next seven days.

He also sent me an unsolicited boner pic, but I've decided to let him off since he's been under a lot of stress lately. Apparently he'd been getting confused and had thought our list was a preservation-of-life request.
Silly sod.

 

[Sir Lancelot]

I wonder if Tattle will still be here and we'll still be scrolling through news stories for celebrity deaths? I'd like to think I will that old lady, with the latest iPad, telling my grandchildren to fuck off, I'm busy, as I add up my Death Pool points.

I'll be looking forward to the 2043 Celebrity Death Pool List

Pete Davidson Junior, 39 votes.
Dick Van Dyke, 129 votes.

 

[Amoo]

I'd bring back Caroline Flack so that we never had to read the words 'Be kind'.

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Sorry; I was having a nap!


Seven points go to:
@Fishwife
@MillionDollarBaby
@Rockin' Robin
(apologies if those are tagged incorrectly)

Congratulations, and RIP Mary Quant!

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Say he doesn’t die.. do I get points?

You get me dressed as a chimney sweep turning up on your doorstep and performing an erotic dance-based interpretation of the best episodes of Diagnosis Murder.

 

[pixxyy]

My lack of shock with this news makes me surprised I didnt pick him. Really sad news & the wording in the article makes me think the circumstances will be even more heartbreaking

 

[Serene Serena]

I’m joining in on the being brown bread before George becomes king. I’m only 31 and I’m giving Charles 10 year max but I think William will get a good 30/40 years. It’s weird to think of yourself as an 80 year old.

I wonder if Tattle will still be here and we'll still be scrolling through news stories for celebrity deaths? I'd like to think I will that old lady, with the latest iPad, telling my grandchildren to fuck off, I'm busy, as I add up my Death Pool points.

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Albert Einstein and Dale Winton both died today.

Not this year, obviously, but on this date.

Einstein died on April 18th, 1955
Dale Winton was born in May 1955.

Ergo, Dale was the reincarnation of Albert Einstein... which is why he also died on April 18th!!

*blows his own mind*

Sidenote: I once bought Dale Winton a sticky bun.