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MENSA actually wrote to me when my GCSE results came in. They asked me to personally design the next test for them. They had never seen a bigger genius. They even considered disbanding because they knew that deep down, my academic prowess could never be matched.
Unfortunately, I wasn’t able to respond because I lost every writing implement I had ever owned in a freak showjumping/microwave accident WHICH I WILL NOT BE DISCUSSING FURTHER.

Wooh said:

25 March 19

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Sigh... She's missing the point entirely there. There are different, very distinct groups that fall under the GRT umbrella. New Age Travellers and the "hippies of the 60s" are not included in that, as they are people that have simply chosen to adopt a nomadic lifestyle, nothing more. It has everything to do with race and ethnicity, you can't just adopt a nomadic lifestyle and then declare yourself to be a Gypsy or Traveller. The caravan maketh not the Gypsy . I note at the end there she won't identify beyond traveller (small t) which seems to suggest that she is just someone that has opted to live 'roadside', someone that travels, rather than her being under the GRT umbrella. It shows.

Just ETA - IF that is the case with her then this is where she's very problematic. She's adopting a GRT Identity when she isn't, and her behaviour and aggressive manner does not do us any bloody favours at all! Go away 'Roadside' Mum!!

I know a lot of you know me from the JM thread and know I am Northern Irish currently living in England. I’m not even going to worry about (sorry Jack/RSM) and it’s quite obvious I’m in Plymouth. We don’t need hot takes from someone who has no idea what the community is feeling right now.

Thanks for the receipts, they are vile. 'Are you honestly fucking suggesting my child's neurologist doesn't know what he's talking about?' yes, actually, this is completely insane for many reasons. If they needed fresh veg that day there's not going to be a bloody plant that they can source the seeds of, sow it and in a few hours have an edible vegetable. As far as I'm aware there is also no difference between fresh and frozen vegetables in terms of their effect on blood sugar and overall metabolism, in fact the Diabetes UK site highly recommends frozen vegetables as a food source. This is 100% invented. Either that or they're a fucking idiot. I suspect both may be true.

SORRY, I FORGOT THERE IS NO TIME FOR APOSTROPHES OR TAKING CAPS LOCK OFF, SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET IS WRONG.

She’s like a “nice guy” on internet dating “oh I don’t suppose you would reply to a message from little old me” two hours later “you’re a fuck8ng arsehole I only messaged you for a joke to prove you would ignore me I’m too good for you”

WTf is wrong with this woman? Brendan cox and his two poor kids lost their wife and mum in a horrific attack and the main thing she’s chosen to focus on is that somehow leaves them financially privileged?! She’s grotesque and the things she tends to focus on really do let everyone know what her priorities are and how her twisted mind actually works. Blergh

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Oh gee thank you children of RSM! Shit! We in Plymouth would not be in mourning right now if he’d just gone to a damn prostitute. I mean, it’s a Navy town, there are plenty around! That would’ve have made him feel even more of what he was feeling at all, would it? Having to PAY for what he felt he deserved for free.

What an utterly problematic and stupidly insensitive thing to stick on Twitter following the loss of 5 innocent lives. The absolute terror of the emergency services who arrived on the scene of an active shooter. The residents nearby who are in shock and horror. The children who are scarred for life and will never be able to hear fireworks again without a little bit of fear running through them (I speak from experience there.)

It must be exhausting living with the cast of outnumbered

Meanwhile that other pretender aka RM is suggesting people buy two copies of her book so that one can be given away .

You couldn't make this shit up.

colouredlines said:

God, my trips to the supermarket are so dull in comparison.

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She can't go in a supermarket without a drama. The most exciting thing I've ever seen in a supermarket was when a man robbed a telly.
It was on display and plugged in. It was enormous and the man could just get his arms across it to pick it up.
He sprinted out but because it was plugged in it brought the whole extension cord with it which clattered around behind him and tripped him up. He fell on the telly and screamed.
Then he just ran off and the security guard couldn't keep up because he was laughing so much.

This happened about ten years ago. Zero other exciting things have ever happened in a supermarket before or since.

If anyone else watches This Country, whenever RSM is mentioned I get an image of Big Mandy.
It's the constant needless aggression and tall tales.

Then I'm gonna tell you a story that will make your balls shrink to the size of raisins... The Primal Hunt

Hello as you all know I too have ME
I could wait a week for my pip
I could “probably” lay my hands on the money
I just want these healing orbs. I would treasure them.
[email protected]

Louisa Britain is a reference to Louisa and her Brexit tin thievery and you cannot convince me otherwise.

Wooh said:

Oh, goodness, no, I think you misunderstood

This, 2 Jan 21: 10 days before the Big One

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Ask yourself if you really need toilet paper. Auntie Margaret used to wipe her arse with leaves, after all. But you've been forced to live in a grim industrial estate where the only plants that grow are stinging nettles...

Tweet 735 in a series of 981

I'm not going to pretend for one minute that the care system doesn't have problems, but I know for a fact there are plenty of loving, supportive foster families out there who have helped traumatised and neglected children to reach the potential they never would have had they remained with their birth families.

Get fucked, RSM.

Also, if you have the energy to keep tweeting inflammatory shite like this, you have the energy to work on the 'zine. You know, the work you've been paid for.

Asked the school to let me trawl the records of what bugs were going around?
Why does she think schools are keeping records beyond “cold, flu, virus, sore throat” like they don’t swab kids and go “oh it’s the F8g61 strain of flu little Johnny has today”

Get fucked, Catherine! This is MY sailing club now and if you show your face here again, my children of unspecified age, size or gender will give you a set of concrete shoes. This whole story is so made up, I love it. Fairly sure no sailing club would want to be encouraging people to go out on the water without buoyancy aids, especially if those people were disabled and were learning to sail from How 2 Sale 4 Dummies.

RM tried a chaos with LOST CHILDREN. I laughed

I find RSM wayyyyyy more annoying than Jack tbh. She’s a thoroughly unlikeable person.



Surely the important thing is anyone speaking up - why should it be limited to poor people? MR was poor growing up and that has never left him. Plus he’s polite, humble and knows how to conduct himself - that’s enough in itself to know why anyone would pick him over RSM or JM to front FSM campaigns.

I’m not comfortable with her blaming her kids for things. She’s another one who could tell me it’s raining and I would go to the window to check. Was the oven even broken? The oven that was bought from a Polish couple who left because of Brexit…

I’m just going to come out and say it because I’m such a cynic. This whole anonymity thing - what if she’s not a traveller, not a mum, not a woman? For all we know she might have obtained “that photo” from a relative and is entertaining themselves with a load of performative bollocks, imaginary scenarios, Twitter arguments and the opportunity to make some money too